Rihanna Rings in 420, Carine’s MAC Attack and Top Model Cast Canned for Bryanboy

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- Demi Moore has reportedly turned to Oprah for some tender, love and care following her stint in rehab and split from Ashton Kutcher, citing the big O’s help in getting Jennifer Aniston back on her feet after Brad Pitt dumped her for that Jolie woman. Oprah will in turn have dibs on Demi’s first post-rehab interview/soul. [Page Six]

- You know who knows how to properly celebrate 420? Rihanna. Aside from rolling a blunt on a bald man’s head — while in Chanel no less — she also puffs with the mightiest lungs in America, if not the world, Snoop Dogg himself. No wonder she ran out of fucks to give…she never had any to begin with. [Buzzfeed]

Premature Anticipation for Kanye’s Air Yeezy 2, Demi Moore’s Had a LOT of Work Done and Adriana Lima Pregnant Yet Again

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- Five weeks before its release, people have already started lining up for Kanye West’s Air Yeezy 2 by Nike, begging the question: what money are people using to buy these kicks since they clearly don’t have jobs? [High Snobiety]

- Demi Moore may have been keeping a low profile after whipping it good, but this image from her latest Helena Rubenstein campaign could use a little more subtlety in the Photoshopping department. I mean, did they leave any of the poor woman’s skin in tact? [Telegraph]

Extreme Beauty: Body Painting [NSFW]

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We play up our eyes and lips, darken our eyebrows and add shimmer to our cheeks when we want to experiment with makeup. But how often do you decide to paint clothing on your body instead of actually wearing it out? The notion may seem foreign, but we’ve all seen it at some point in our lives. But these body painters we’ve stumbled upon aren’t your run of the mill hippy festival artists. Take a look at their work, and you’ll see how extremely intricate this craft can be.

Abercrombie’s Cruel & Unusual Punishment, Jessica Simpson Bares Baby Body for Elle and Chanel’s Kid Play

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- Lana del Rey was allegedly caught in the middle of a photoshoot for Versace. But seeing as there is nary a heel nor a cut-out present, I’m not, much like Lana del Rey’s music, buying it. [ONTD!]

- Abercrombie & Fitch employees are apparently forced to do push-ups and squats as punishment, which seems excessive since breathing in that tonic water they call cologne on a daily basis is punishment enough. [Huff Po]

- Damn you, Demi Moore, do you know what you hath wrought? Jessica Simpson is the latest, but certainly not the last, starlet to jump on the exposed and expecting bandwagon, as she bares her belly for the April issue of Elle. [Elle]

INDIE REWIND: The 10 Greatest Oscar Gowns of All Time

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The Academy Awards are this Sunday which means that Meryl Streep is sticking pins in her Viola Davis vooodoo doll, George Clooney is readying his smug acceptance speech and Brad Pitt is scraping the last Jolie-Pitt scion off his scraggly goatee in preparation for the big night.  So in celebration and in anticipation, we present to you an oldie but a goodie: The 10 Greatest Oscar Gowns…wait for it…OF ALL TIME.

Whiptease: Demi Moore Did Whip-Its, Smoked “Not Marijuana” Prior to Seizure

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It’s been a hard week for Demi Moore. After being rushed to the hospital last Monday, Moore’s dirty laundry has been very publicly airing on the lines of the Hollywood gossip machine. The latest bit of dirt to be dug up is the 911 phone call made prior to Moore’s hospitalization. A friend told paramedics that the actress  had been doing whip-its — nitrous oxide, a favorite pastime among the young and the tasteless — and was smoking something that was apparently “not marijuana” which led to her seizures. 

IndieNewsroom: Miley Cyrus Goes Down on a B-Day Cake [NSFW]…Demi Moore Hospitalized for Substance Abuse…Gaultier Pays Homage to Winehouse

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- Miley Cyrus got her boyfriend a penis cake and then decided to show him the proper way to eat it…like a friggin’ lady. Fun fact, she finished it in one bite. [TMZ]

Demi Moore Opens Up About Ashton, Being “Too Thin” and the Jersey Shore

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Demi Moore sat down with longtime gal pal Amanda de Cadenet for her first interview after splitting with noted douchebag and ex-Twitterer, Ashton Kutcher in February’s Harper’s Bazaar. Moore and de Cadenet’s new show on Lifetime, The Conversation, is all about sisters doing it for themselves and then talking about it. Smelling an opportunity for a little promo-pro-bono, they took to Harper’s to converse on the things women love to converse about: namely body image, eating, relationships and eating again. Turns out even Demi Moore has insecurities that she can’t nip, tuck, lift or hire Rachel Zoe to conceal away. 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Kim Richards Heads to Rehab

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Okay, it’s a slow news morning  so forgive the dalliance into reality television’s mire of mawkish machinations, but guuuuuuuurl — did you hear about Kim Richards? The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is hands-down the most dramatic of Bravo‘s runaway series. Sure, Nene Leakes might be snatching people’s wigs off in Atlanta because she is “VERY rich”; Teresa Giudice may be flipping tables and screaming “WHOOOOOOORE” in a room full of children; and Bobby may have had cancer and Bethanny Frankel had the gall to only send Jill Zarin flowers in New York, but at least no one’s husband offed themselves before a season premiere. Shit’s getting a little too real in reality TV, kids. To wit, Kim Richards, is now going to rehab out of concern for her well-being for her job on the show.

Gisele Demands Flats…Kate Moss’s Daughter Gets Photoshopped…Something’s Rotten in the State of Glamour

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-Supermodel of the world, Gisele Bündchen Brady, made Balenciaga‘s Nicolas Ghesquière change out the shoes in the Spring 2011 show because she was apparently “not used to walking with heels anymore.” Can’t walk in heels?! That’s like finding out Santa Claus doesn’t exist or Anna Wintour is actually human. [The Cut]