Initially, all references to the whip-its were redacted, on the recommendation of the LA City Attorney who feared the revelation would be an invasion of privacy. But it being the age of  status updates, there’s no such thing as privacy. Just ask George Clooney.

Last night on the SAG Awards red carpet, Clooney — who minces everything but words — called the decision to release Demi’s 911 tape “stupid”:

“I think it’s a stupid thing. I think it’s stupid for anyone, whether they’re celebrated or not, I don’t believe their 911 call should be broadcast around the world, but that’s my opinion. What’s happening and what people have to remember is that people are getting famous from Facebook and Twitter, so it’s not just about people here, it’s about everybody. There won’t be any version of privacy. So it’s going to be a tricky thing.”

Demi Moore has a well-documented history with substance abuse, having had a tough childhood and coming of age in Hollywood during the coked-up 80s. Her recent split with human sped bump Ashton Kutcher has brought to light her troubles with one source telling noted gossip rag In Touch, ”Demi is a complete mess… The last year of her life has been a downward spiral, and she’s being urged to face her demons…it’s a misconception that she was ever 100 percent sober. She’s been drinking for years.”

Well, clearly Demi needs some help. How drunk do you have to be to think marrying Kelso would be a good idea? [TMZ]

- Rooney Mara, Givenchy’s spring 2012 Haute Couture collection and the Oscars are a match made in heaven. At least that’s the general consensus. [Fashionista, NYT, The Cut]

- Speaking of award-worthy dressing, Leesa Evans, costume designer for Bridesmaids, took inspiration for the characters’ wardrobes from everyone from Forever 21 to Alexander McQueen. [NYT]

- Demi Moore was hospitalized Monday night, allegedly following an epileptic seizure. Moore is — also allegedly — seeking treatment for anorexia and substance abuse. [Huff Po]

- The most expensive T-shirt in the world may be made out of 16 diamonds and cost $400,000, but it still looks like something the Ed Hardy factory threw up in or around New Jersey. [Styleite]

- Jean Paul Gaultier sent models with Amy Winehouse-esque beehives down his spring 2012 haute couture runway. [Style.com]

On body image:

I think I sit today in a place of greater acceptance of my body, and that includes not just my weight but all of the things that come with your changing body as you age to now experiencing my body as extremely thin — thin in a way that I never imagined somebody would be saying to me, “You’re too thin, and you don’t look good.”

On her guilty pleasure:

Watching Jersey Shore, because it’s such a train wreck. It’s excessive behavior being rewarded, which in truth is painful to watch, but you just can’t look away!

On being “abandoned”:

I used to think that what scared me was the idea of being abandoned until someone said to me, “Only children can be abandoned. Adults can’t be abandoned because we have a choice. Children don’t have a choice.” So I started to rethink. “Okay, it’s not that. What’s the underlying thread that really scares me?” I think what scares me is not having the courage to reach my full potential…If I were to answer it just kind of bold-faced, I would say what scares me is that I’m going to ultimately find out at the end of my life that I’m really not lovable, that I’m not worthy of being loved. That there’s something fundamentally wrong with me.

On her idea of freedom:

Letting go of the outcome. Truly being in the moment. Not reflecting on the past. Not projecting into the future. That’s freedom. Not caring more about what other people think than what you think. That’s freedom…Somebody wrote something to me that said, “Don’t let your wounds make you become someone you’re not.” That’s really powerful. And not taking life too seriously.

[Harper's Bazaar]

“A source close to Richards” — ten bucks it’s Kim’s Demi Moore-esque younger sister, Kyle Richards —  told Star Magazine,“People involved with the show are concerned and might have to step in … friends and family don’t talk about what’s going on with Kim.” Anyone who’s watched season one of Beverly Hills knows that, according to Kyle, Kim is “a fucking liar” and an alcoholic. Apparently, Kim has even “admitted on the show to taking a cocktail of prescription pills, including Lexapro, Trazadone and Topamax.”

I’ve only seen this season sporadically, but homegirl is high as a kite. A kite on meth. But there’s a light at the other end of the tunnel for Kim Richards. And in that light is a book deal and maybe, if she plays her cards right, some fine editorial work.   [Radar]

- Vogue lopped off a few of Lila Grace Moss (Kate Moss‘ daughter)’s fingers in their September issue in a case of bad and badly observed Photoshop. I guess Anna is human after all. What a day of disappointments. [Styleite]

- In other Brit Kate news, Kate Winslet has joined forces with fellow Oscar winners, Emma Thompson and Rachel Weisz to form the “British Anti-Cosmetic Surgery League,” an informal group of acting superheroines fighting against Hollywood’s pressure to go under the knife. In other news, Demi Moore has formed the “Legion of the Evil and Ageless.”  [Telegraph]

OK let’s be brutally honest here. What in the hell were the people at Details & Conde Nast on when they  thought Ashton Kutcher was the right man to put on this cover. It’s not just any cover, it’s a SEPTEMBER ISSUE. To add insult to injury they stick him in a nondescript black v-neck sweater against a white background. No offense but we’ve litettaly seen better id pictures, hell mugshots even.

This is a prime example of the magazine industry putting celebrity in front of substance and fashion. This is pretty much a slap in the face for anyone who considers this publication as a good source of mens style and fashion.

Let me know how you feel by commenting below or tweeting me directly at @mcarthurjoseph.

- Speaking of LOVE’s 245 (I’m rounding) covers, here’s eight of them. [Models.com]

- Shield your eyes, children, lest you want your illusions shattered. Karl Lagerfeld actually has eyes behind those sunglasses and not Chanel doorknockers like I always hoped/expected. [Fashionologie]

- Demi Moore‘s the new surgically-enhanced face of Ann Taylor. [Style.com]

- My own personal hell…inside Vogue‘s shoe closet, where I’m sure there is nothing in a size 13 womens. Le sigh. [Styleite]

- Stills from Madonna‘s historical romantic drama, W.E. have leaked and they look like a mix of “Vogue,” “Take A Bow” and Evita. So clearly I’m on board. [Fashionista]

Ever since taking over the tome in 2001, La Bailey’s pushed for fun, daring and unvonventional spreads, from Demi Moore ascending a floating staircase in a McQueen armadillo heel while feeding a giraffe to The Simpsons modeling in Paris with Linda Evangelista and Karl Lagerfeld.

Harper’s Bazaar Greatest Hits starts with Bailey’s first cover — Gwyneth Paltrow…it could be worse — and goes year by year, as edited by Bailey herself over last summer in the Hamptons. I foresee one of the book’s 20,000 copies landing on FashionIndie‘s already full coffee table in the coming months.

And though rumors persist that Bailey is always one stilettoed step away from being replaced at Harper’s, both she and Hearst president David Carey deny them.

Carey refers to a story WWD ran questioning Bailey’s future as “a bad piece of journalism” while Bailey just takes it in stride:

“Any editor at the top of their game has to deal with that. It would be naïve to believe everything you read about yourself in print. I just laugh it off.” [WWD]

Inspired by nature, the Fernandez sisters use citrus and floral notes to create rich and straightforward fragrances that can be worn on any occasion. Right now, I am wearing Jasmine Joy on one wrist and Citrus Charm on the other. Jasmine Joy reminds me so much of a spring walk in Central Park, minus the homeless people, with a blend of honeysuckle, jasmine and sandalwood. Citrus Charm is what I want my mornings to smell like with an energizing mix of grapefruit, mandarin and water lily. I’m totally hooked and not the only believer. Celebs like Mila Kunis, Jaime Pressly and Demi Moore are huge fans.

You can read more about Eau de Nous and shop on the brand’s website.

So what is a great Oscar gown? It’s a dress that is memorable, history-making, scene-stealing or just plain fucking perfect. With that, I just don’t get the fuss over Gwyneth‘s pink prom dress and refuse to even acknowledge that gown or the fact that she has an Oscar.

Audrey Hepburn (1954) Auds became a star and a fashion icon that night when she wore Givenchy, beginning a lifetime collaboration between the star and designer. Along with America’s heart, she took home the Best Actress trophy for her debut performance in Roman Holiday.

Elizabeth Taylor (1961) In the pantheon of great movie stars, few shine brighter or longer than Liz Taylor, thus a list of the greatest Oscar gowns could barely be considered legitimate without Liz throwing her white diamonds into the mix — I hear they’ve always brought her luck. Taylor won her first of two Oscars for BUtterfield 8 and wore this gorgeous Christian Dior number to claim her statuette. It’s generally accepted  – even by Liz herself — that Taylor won the award through a vote of sympathy after losing her husband Mike Todd in a plane crash – only to seek comfort with Debbie Reynolds’ then-husband Eddie Fisher —  and suffering a life-threatening illness during filming – at one point she was actually pronounced dead. Six years later she took home a well-deserved trophy for Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Cher (1984) Cher might have proved that she was a serious actress with her Oscar-nominated turn as Meryl Streep‘s lesbian lover in Silkwood, but she’s still fucking Cher. The icon wore Bob Mackie (natch) to the 1984 ceremony but lost only to win three years later for Moonstruck. And that gown was no less show-stopping, but didn’t have this amazing headdress.

Halle Berry (2002) Halle Berry not only became the first African American to win a Best Actress Academy Award that night, but she also launched Elie Saab into the sartorial stratosphere. This was Berry’s and Saab’s shining moment and everything since then has been an enormous letdown. On both their parts.

Barbra Streisand (1969) Eschewing tradition and helping to usher in a new generation of movie star, Babs wore a see-through sequined sailor pantsuit by Arnold Scaasi. It was a big gamble but La Streisand came out the winner and made history by tying for Best Actress with Katharine Hepburn when they won for Funny Girl and Lion in Winter, respectively. Kate chose not to attend because, honestly, it was her third (of four) Oscars and she couldn’t have been bothered.

Celine Dion (1999) Was it a stroke of genius that caused Celine Dion to turn her Christian Dior blazer back-to-front or did she simply forget to take her medication that day? Either way, Celine was memorable the year after her heart went on and on to win Best Original Song (though the award itself went to the songwriters, I. Dunno and No-one Cares).

Nicole Kidman (1997) Nikki Kids was a greenhorn on the red carpet before this Dior gown and became one of its reigning queens after. Though she gave an incredible performance the previous year in To Die For, she won in 2003 for her brilliant portrayal of Virginia Woolf in the saddest movie ever made, otherwise known as The Hours. Nominated this year for her third Oscar for Rabbit Hole, she’s got some big shoes to fill: her own.

Anjelica Huston (1976) Former Halston model Anjelica Huston looked flawless and managed to do what few people can claim: take attention away from Jack Nicholson, who won his first of three Oscars that year for One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Huston would claim her own statuette, for Best Supporting Actress, a decade later for Prizzi’s Honor, also starring Nicholson.

Sharon Stone (1999) I usually spell “batshit crazy” S-H-A-R-O-N-S-T-O-N-E, but Stone looked the picture of elegance in a Vera Wang skirt paired with a Gap button down. The marriage of high and low was made in heaven that night, though I still couldn’t tell you why she was at the ceremony that year. But like most things with Sharon Stone, I don’t question it.

Björk (2001) The dress that launched a thousand jokes, Björk’s Marjan Pejoski swan dress was perhaps the last epic thing to stroll down the Oscar red carpet. Nommed for Best Original Song that year, Björk may have left empty-handed but no one will ever forget that she was there.

Who will leave tongues hanging or heads scratching at this year’s Academy Awards. Of the 10 Best Lead and Supporting Actress nominees, I’m most looking forward to Kidman, teen breakthrough Hailee Steinfeld (as well as peer Elle Fanning who will get her own nomination one day), the almost always flawless Michelle Williams and kooky Helena Bonham Carter.

Unfortunately, Natalie Portman is preggers so naturally I have no interest in what she’s wearing and just hope her water doesn’t break while accepting her award.

Photos: Vogue UK, Time

Moore has — unexpectedly — been at work, promoting not one but two movies at the Festival. The first, Margin Call, is an all-star thriller “that revolves around the key people at a investment bank over a 24-hour period during the early stages of the financial crisis.” I guess it’s a comedy/thriller.

The other film, Another Happy Day, centers around “high-strung”  Lynn (Ellen Barkin) and a wedding at her parents’ estate which hurls her “into the center of touchy family dynamics.” That film also stars — wait this can’t be right — Kate Bosworth. I guess the Recession is over.

And in other improbable news, Demi was joined at Sundance by husband Ashton Kutcher whose new film, No Strings Attached is the number one movie in America.

Did you hear that, Natalie Portman? People actually saw that movie you thought would go straight to DVD just a month away from the Academy Awards!

Let’s hope this doesn’t Norbit your chances at that Oscar. You should’ve taken a note out of Nicole Kidman‘s book — she’s in Just Go With It, and yet doesn’t appear in a single promo poster or trailer.

It’s called being a professional.

Link Love: Daily Mail

Though she has always denied that her face is full of more formaldehyde than a funeral corpse, La Kidman recentlyadmitted to a German mag:

“I’ve tried a lot of things but apart from working out and a good diet most things don’t help. I even tried Botox but I didn’t like how my face looked afterwards. Now I don’t use it anymore – and I can move my forehead again.”

I wonder what could have brought about this change? Perhaps she’s afraid of the detrimental effects of prolonged use?

Or maybe her body has just started to completely reject the Bo all together prompting her to find an alternative method of deceiving time?

Stem cells anyone?

Either way, I’m glad for Nikki. There’s nothing wrong with aging gracefully —just ask Demi Moore, Sharon Stone or Cher.

Link Love: Daily Mail

1. Kate Bosworth – She’s a red carpet staple, but if you tell me Kate’s been in anything since 2002′s Blue Crush I’ll laugh in your face. You could argue that she was Superman Returns but Lois Lane disappears from view as soon as she turns sideways.

IMDb says: The Warrior’s Way (2010), A warrior-assassin (yes, Kate) is forced to hide in a small town in the American Badlands after refusing a mission.

2. Camilla Belle – She of the strong brow and even stronger fashion instincts, Camilla was in 2006′s When a Stranger Calls, but she could easily have been the stranger as I had never seen her before (or since) then.

IMDb says: From Prada to Nada (2011), A Latin spin on Jane Austen’s Sense & Sensibility, due out at the end of the month. Keep ringing, Belle.

3. Kerry Washington – Stunning Washington has been in critically-acclaimed fare such as Ray, The Last King of Scotland and Save the Last Dance (speaking of which, the last thing I saw Julia Stiles in was a commercial touting her as an original; I must have been mistaken), but if you add up her screen time from all of her films, she’s easily logged more exposure strolling the red carpet.

IMDb says: For Colored Girls (2010), Kerry is one of 10 women striving to survive through Tyler Perry‘s muddled direction and clunky adaptation of the Tony-winning play.

4. Vanessa Hudgens - Hudgens recently completed her most challenging role to date as Zac Efron‘s “girlfriend,” a part in which she was never truly convincing. Though known for not wearing clothes, she’s still one of Teen Vogue‘s Best Dressed Celebs of 2010.

IMDb says: Bandslam (2009) also known as High School Musical 12: Our Careers are in Freefall.

5. Rachel Bilson – Ever since The O.C. ended, Bilson has emerged as a style icon for young girls who see her engaging performances every week in the pages of Us Weekly and In Touch.

IMDb says: Bilson will star in rom com Waiting for Forever out in February — just in time for me to slit my wrists on Valentine’s Day!

6. Emma Roberts – The extent of my knowledge regarding Emma Roberts: she’s Julia Roberts‘ niece. Oh, and she’s Eric Roberts‘ daughter. Though she’s making a name for herself as a legitimate actress, for now her last name and her emerging glamor are her only defining characteristics.

IMDb says: It’s Kind of a Funny Story (2010) I’ve actually heard good things about this dramedy about a clinically depressed teenager in an adult psych ward, but I, like everyone, haven’t seen it.

7. Demi Moore – Despite not having been in a  movie since husband Ashton Kutcher was in diapers (and Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle doesn’t count so don’t even try it), stylist Rachel Zoe is always on the verge of a heart attack clamoring to dress her. For what, the supermarket? Demi always looks great, but a movie star of her stature should have at least one more good movie in her.

IMDb says: Bunraku (2010) And this is not it. Demi co-stars with Josh Hartnett and Woody Harrelson in a drama/fantasy about a drifter who blah-blah-blah, who cares? Striptease 2: From the Stripper Pole to the Nursing Home!

Photos: Style.com/TeeenVogue.com

Moore has weekly Thermage skin-tightening treatments, that run a cool $3000/each.  The treatment “uses radio frequency to heat the deeper layers of the skin while cooling the skin’s surface. This tightens collagen and stimulates growth, which makes your epidermis appear tighter and smoother.”

Moore has a long history with the knife (she hasn’t had her original nose since the 80s), but she’s one of the few stars who know how to do it right. The key is not to go all Heidi Montag and get everything done all at once. Too obvious. Demi, and fellow living doll Sharon Stone, have had general upkeep – a lift here, a tuck there – for the past 200 years.

When Demi turned 40, she gave herself a little gift in the form of a $311,000 overhaul that included $25,000 on liposuction, $15,000 on breast implants, $31,000 on her face and $200,000 to install a bionic vagina.

That one was for Ashton.

With 50 just around the bend, will Demi go in for another tune-up to keep her purring well past menopause?

LINK LOVE: Yahoo! Shine

Yikes, 65% off the original price? Apparently no one is very impressed with Demi Moore’s style.

Porizkova’s thoughts on plastic surgery:

“Let me state once and for all that I am not against plastic surgery. In many cases, it is something that can so vastly improve the quality of life it actually saves it. And even in the more frivolous cases, I do not have a problem with a woman who chooses a teensy bit of this or that to make herself feel better, as long as she admits to it. Nothing galls me as much as age-defying celebrities who achieve their looks by ‘healthy food and yoga.’ I know this is bullshit. You may not. But I can guarantee we will both feel bad about the way we look, the way we have let ourselves go, when Michelle Pfeiffer and Demi Moore look not a day over 30.”

Maybe we should be teaching young girls that plastic surgery is not the only alternative. With “healthy food and yoga,” you may not look 25 when you’re 50, but you can feel good and look beautiful at any age. Ugh and I’m so over Demi Moore, it’s like she never began.

LINK LOVE: The Cut

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When it comes to sales, publicity, and making history, nudity is the way to do it! The image of Demi Moore nude and peacefully pregnant is forever etched in our minds thanks to Vanity Fair’s August 1991 issue. On the front page ofi-D’s August 2007 issue, we saw more than just a glimpse of then-rising British model Daisy Lowe — just shy of her 18th birthday, of course.

In fashion, it’s all art to us. So to celebrate our favorite of the barely theres, we’ve compiled a gallery of fashion magazine’s most notable nude covers.

LINK LOVE:PHOTOS: Fashion’s Most Famous Naked Magazine Covers

Demi Moore is doing her part to make sure she keeps looking great in fashion designers clothes. The 47-year-old actress and her 32-year-old husband Ashton Kutcher started the Master Cleanse diet on Saturday, the same diet actress Beyonce Knowles used to get ready for her role in Dreamgirls.

This latest celebrity gossip comes at the same time as news that the ever-fabulous Marlo Thomas has been cast as Moore’s mother in an English language remake of the French comedy titled LOL: Laughing Out Loud. The still-beautiful 73-year-old Thomas was a top fashion star of the 1960s when she played the lead role of Anne Marie in the popular sit-com That Girl.

Moore, a red carpet favorite of top ten fashion designers, insists she’s not using the program to lose weight, saying “This is about health!!!”

LINK LOVE:Demi Moore Master Cleansing

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Demi was styled in Alexander McQueen for the cover and inside editorial by Rachel Zoe, shot by Mark Seliger.

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Demi Moore is the cover girl for Harper’s Bazaar April 2010 edition. Inside, she talks about meeting Ashton 7 years ago, her love of the late designer Alexander McQueen, and her favorite pastime, watching TV.

On whether she’d prefer being called a cougar or puma: “Cougar has become so distasteful. I really hate that expression.” She said recently that when it comes to her relationship, she’d prefer to be called a puma. “It has a sweeter quality, more elegant. And then somebody said to me, ‘Pumas are only for people in their 30s.’”

On the first night she met Ashton: “I knew it had the potential to be something special right away. It was like meeting somebody that I’ve just known where you just recognize one another. It was so disproportionate, the level of emotion we were experiencing to the time we had spent together. But when you don’t know someone, you can’t just jump and say, ‘I love you.’ ‘Nice to meet you, I love you!’ Yeah. No. We used to end our calls or emails with ‘And everything we don’t say.’ It just seemed too much, too soon.”

On Alexander McQueen: “McQueen was a genius. I was always thrilled to wear his clothes because they were more than fashion; they were truly works of art.”

For more info check out www.harpersbazaar.com/demi

Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian, Selma Blair, Demi Moore, and Kelly Osbourne will all be featured ‘nude’ in an upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar, which was shot by famed photog Amanda de Cadenet.

LINK LOVE: StyleList

Wish I had such a cool mom…According to Page Six, Demi gave Rumer a pole-dancing lesson at a party at the Chateau Marmont hotel. A partygoer said that the “Striptease” star “even spun around the pole upside down.” Then Rumer gave it a whirl as Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio cheered her on. “Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five.”

Some noteworthy dresses were Oscar de la Renta (of course!) worn by Cameron Diaz, which was gorgeous but didn’t seem to fit her properly.

Demi Moore in Versace, without her best accessory, her hubby Ashton.

Of course there were some juicy lapses. Charlize Theron seemed to have successfully combine cabaret look with princess, waz up with those boob roses?

SJP looked like she’s hiding something under that Chanel dress and her ring looked like she was holding a cigarette.

Could Nancy Carrell find even more “invisible” dress? Someone, get her a red belt or something!

And last but not least: Nicole Ricci is going to war in her full-body armor!!!

Images via NY Mag

LINK LOVE: Envy

Jennifer Lopez (photographed with Demi Moore in Atelier Versace) looked stunning in Armani Privé on the red carpet at last night’s Oscar awards.

WOW! Really? Who would ever believe that this is what she looks like? Let’s compare this to the photo of her I posted earlier…Yep, not even close!

Demi Moore missed the Golden Globes because of a bad hair day? “Feeling sick and having a bad hair day!”

LINK LOVE: PopCrunch

Not only is this video a sort of celebrity endorsed ad for Wanted Mascara, it’s also an anti-ad for anorexia, cuz Rachel Zoe’s ribs look like they are trying to escape her body! Anyone else find this distracting?

LINK LOVE: Fashionista

Shh!

The claim that “there was ABSOLUTELY no retouching on her hips or waists or legs!!”

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Does this photo look familiar? It should, cause it’s nearly exact to the Demi Moore cover of W magazine. Wait, not NEARLY exact. IT IS EXACT!!!

Just a few weeks after Ralph Lauren’s beyond photoshoprexic model hit the magazines, W Magazine has performed the greatest crime against women of all, putting the head of 47 YEAR OLD DEMI MOORE on the body of 26 YEAR OLD Anja Rubik!!! If ever there is a time for women of a certain age (or Anja Rubik) to stand up and scream in outrage, NOW IS THAT TIME.

It also seems like they took some time to make sure the geriatric Demi looked more like a teenageer in the face as well. I get plastic surgery, I even applaud women who get it in moderation, but photoshop is the devil. There is no way in hell Demi looks like Megan Fox. Why are you doing this to us Conde Nast?

This is the reason I believe in plastic surgery!

Images via Just Jared

And he wonders why the gays hate him.

Perez Hilton has decided to give up on ever being taken seriously in the fashion world by mixing three of the most dreaded fashion donts; cartoon characters, going pantless and fat.

I’m totally a hater and I know it, but I seriously wouldn’t mind it if Demi Moore lived up to her promise to beat this dude with Rumor’s giant forehead.

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Yes, he still does movies, apparently he has some free time in between having sex with old women and raising teenage children…

In Spread, Ashton Kutcher plays Nikki, a freeloading quasi-gigolo who uses his looks and charm to acquire the luxe life lived by LA’s richest women—until he finds the one who doesn’t fall for him.

LINK LOVE: Jezebel

Well I guess for Bruce Willis the third time was the charm, because he has finally produced a child that has developed into a trendy, cute girl rather than a human that tests my gag reflex every time I look at it. Tallulah Belle Willis is quite the little up and comer, and has been seen more and more looking chic on red carpets alongside her pedophile mom Demi Moore. Look for Tallulah to start out shinning her shovel faced sister Rumor in the very near future!

Thanks Teen Vogue for the images

TIM GUNN: Be honest, who doesn’t love fashion consultant and Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn? As the chair of fashion design at Parsons The New School For Design and host of Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style, it is safe to say that this man really knows his fashion shtik. Gunn’s fashion advice always leads to the polished and classy. He’ll help you accentuate your features, hide your flaws and “make it work.”

NOLE MARIN: Former jude on America’s Next Top Model and current editor/stylist for Elle, Nole Marin too has a leg up on the industry. The guy has even worked with the average Joe, providing fashion advice and makeovers for desperate teens on MTV’s Made. Marin might not be the most edgy stylist out there, but he knows what is current and he knows how to style the average body.

MISS J. ALEXANDER: Sometimes it is hard to take Miss J seriously, a grown man in makeup, pigtails and sometimes stilettos, but as runway coach, judge and consultant on America’s Next Top Model, his advice is always spot on. He might be cocky and brash, but Miss J knows what women look good in and how they should “work it.” Trust his attitude, a confident look is always the best look.

RACHEL ZOE: If your goal is to look like a celebrity, then Rachel Zoe is the stylist for you. Noted for working with prominent celebrities like Cameron Diaz, Mischa Barton and Demi Moore as well as her Bravo TV show, The Rachel Zoe Project, Zoe has all tips for glamour and sophistication.

CRISTINA EHRLICH AND ESTEE STANLEY: You may not have heard of them, but this duo may very well be the most demanded stylists in the celebrity scope. They’ve made Penelope Cruz and Nicole Richie look like a million bucks, but even so, they know how to dress on a budget. Take their expertise and pay attention to details, buy high quality classic pieces, wear a variety of silhouettes and build off of a simple piece.

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