WTF?!?! Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.

Edited by Saynt

And he wonders why the gays hate him.

LAST NIGHT’S PARTY: Thursday’s At Soho Grand

Edited by Kirby Marzec

It’s plain and simple: the Soho Grand Hotel is the one and only place to see and be seen by New York’s trendiest on Thursday nights. Photographer Katya Moorman captured the action as buyers, models, investors and designers strolled in for a few drinks and a bit of socializing. Incase you didn’t see the Twitter updates, yes, there were brief appearances by Josh Hartnett, Demi Moore and Grace Jones, among others. If that’s not enough to get you to join us next time, I don’t know what else will!

GALLERY: LAST NIGHT’S PARTY: Thursday’s At Soho Grand

Check out more from Katya Moorman here!

IN CASE YOU CARE: Ashton Kutcher Still Does Movies

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Yes, he still does movies, apparently he has some free time in between having sex with old women and raising teenage children…

In Spread, Ashton Kutcher plays Nikki, a freeloading quasi-gigolo who uses his looks and charm to acquire the luxe life lived by LA’s richest women—until he finds the one who doesn’t fall for him.

LINK LOVE: Jezebel

Indies To Watch: Tallulah Belle Willis

Edited by Corey Moran

Well I guess for Bruce Willis the third time was the charm, because he has finally produced a child that has developed into a trendy, cute girl rather than a human that tests my gag reflex every time I look at it. Tallulah Belle Willis is quite the little up and comer, and has been seen more and more looking chic on red carpets alongside her pedophile mom Demi Moore. Look for Tallulah to start out shinning her shovel faced sister Rumor in the very near future!

Thanks Teen Vogue for the images

Get Yourself a Guru!

Edited by Kirby Marzec

Wouldn’t it be nice to sleep in an extra 20 minutes every morning and wake up to the perfect outfit, accessories and all, laid out next to a freshly brewed upside-down soy carmel macchiato? Yeah, I think I’ve had a personal fashion stylist on my Christmas list for about six years now…well Santa, I’m getting old over here! Since you probably don’t have the cash for a stylist and you still want some say-so in your wardrobe, here are a few fashion experts that can give you a hand. All you need is an open mind and an open wallet!

TIM GUNN: Be honest, who doesn’t love fashion consultant and Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn? As the chair of fashion design at Parsons The New School For Design and host of Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style, it is safe to say that this man really knows his fashion shtik. Gunn’s fashion advice always leads to the polished and classy. He’ll help you accentuate your features, hide your flaws and “make it work.”

NOLE MARIN: Former jude on America’s Next Top Model and current editor/stylist for Elle, Nole Marin too has a leg up on the industry. The guy has even worked with the average Joe, providing fashion advice and makeovers for desperate teens on MTV’s Made. Marin might not be the most edgy stylist out there, but he knows what is current and he knows how to style the average body.

MISS J. ALEXANDER: Sometimes it is hard to take Miss J seriously, a grown man in makeup, pigtails and sometimes stilettos, but as runway coach, judge and consultant on America’s Next Top Model, his advice is always spot on. He might be cocky and brash, but Miss J knows what women look good in and how they should “work it.” Trust his attitude, a confident look is always the best look.

RACHEL ZOE: If your goal is to look like a celebrity, then Rachel Zoe is the stylist for you. Noted for working with prominent celebrities like Cameron Diaz, Mischa Barton and Demi Moore as well as her Bravo TV show, The Rachel Zoe Project, Zoe has all tips for glamour and sophistication.

CRISTINA EHRLICH AND ESTEE STANLEY: You may not have heard of them, but this duo may very well be the most demanded stylists in the celebrity scope. They’ve made Penelope Cruz and Nicole Richie look like a million bucks, but even so, they know how to dress on a budget. Take their expertise and pay attention to details, buy high quality classic pieces, wear a variety of silhouettes and build off of a simple piece.

Thanks for the Interview About.com!