This is possibly the most provocative t-shirt collection I’ve seen to date, but the designers at Passarella Death Squad certainly have creativity and a sense of humor on their side. It’s not everyday that you see porno snippets mixed in with postcard pieces, Disney characters and magazine covers! Love it!

Get your own Passarella Death Squad gear here!

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Some illustrator with a hard on had a little to much dick time on his hands. He decided to reimagine a bunch of Disney princes as Calvin Klein underwear models. The result: creepy.

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Jean-Charles de Castelbajac has decided to launch a teen line, JCDC, complete with cool tees and jackets with Castelbajac’s usual quirks (lots of Disney characters!). He’s looking for ‘real life’ hipsters to walk his runway this fashion week for the official launch. 

LINK LOVE: Coco Perez

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Carol’s Daughter has made quite the deal with Disney. The team is set to produce a bath and body line featuring Disney’s first African American princess.

LINKAGE: WWD

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Since the new Hannah Montana movie made $34 million at the box office, it’s safe to say that her fan base of sugar high, musty young girls and horny, greasy palmed, lurkin’n'lonely old men couldn’t have given a hot colonic about the tragedy she unleashed at the actual premiere. There’s a stylist somewhere that deserves a glass of hot piss to the face for makig a lovely girl look like Penthouse ‘Hoe Dealin Of The Month’. Now no one told me Hannah Montana was going into porn! I mean, is this a showing for a Disney film or did we make a wrong turn and end up at a Jenna Jameson 4 hour featurette. I bet that dress comes with secret pocket filled with complimentary birth control snackin pills and flavored sugar free sexin rubbers. I mean it’s a Missoni, so I guess I should like it but for some reason I have the strong urge to tear up my mama’s house robe and make an attempt at couture, I mean a hoe rag……………and……………….and are those…………………are those Payless shoes?!?! Oh, the WHOREmanity! Miley is too cute to be lookin like someone’s weekend tasty treatz!

Oh Miley m’dear, please just don’t shave your head and attack yo baby daddy SUV with an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh!

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

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Whatever happened to the infamous Peter Pan motto “I won’t grow up!”? Here I am, trying to savor what’s left of my rebellious teenage years while celebrity teens are dressing and acting like it’s their 25th birthday! Maybe it’s to counter their type-casting as the childhood best friend, but our teeny-bopping actresses and recording artists are looking way too mature for their age (and their own good!) From glamorous dresses and hair to dramatic makeup and manly boyfriends, our cele-babies look less like Disney channel stars and more like red carpet alumni! 

Taylor Momsen (15)

Hayden Panettiere (19)

Taylor Swift (19)

Miley Cyrus (16)

Selena Gomez (16)

Dakota Fanning (14)

Demi Lovato (16)

Emma Roberts (17)

Ali Lohan (14)

Thanks for the photos, Daily News!

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It appears to me that Kate Moss is aspiring to be like Renaissance girls on the Disney Channel…you know, the ones who not only act, sing and model, but have a fashion line and a handful of nudie-pics floating about the internet. Although I anxiously await the day Moss’ modeling career is history, I expected the model, past her prime, to give up the limelight and simply bathe in all of the money she made. According to News of the World, Moss is planning on an acting career once the modeling gig is up. Moss has had some acting experience here and there, but I don’t exactly qualify pole dancing in music videos or lounging in lingerie on camera acting. 

Hmm…I wonder what kind of roles Kate Moss will land. The HIV infected heroine addict? The heartbreaking, STD sharing prostitute? 

For more, check out Elle UK!

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Today is the day of adult fairy tales. The Italian clothing line Meltin’ Pot has a set of ads that hint at some childhood favorites. Photographer Eugenio Recuenco artistically perverses Disney classics like Beauty and the Beast and Sleeping Beauty with distorted paintings, strippers and jumper cables. The European denim line’s latest promotion turns Santa’s workshop into a full-out heist just in time for the holidays. Seeing Santa being cut in half with a saw is slightly disturbing but really cool as well.

Thanks Wicked Halo

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According to Page Six, Paris Hilton is lobbying for her chance to play Tinkerbell in Disney’s live action version of Tinkerbell. This will be the first movie Paris could potentially be a part of where she wears more than a bikini, doesn’t play a dumb blond and isn’t deep-throating Rick Solomon’s cock. Paris, if Miley Cyrus taking cellphone pictures of herself in her underwear has Disney bleeding from their corporate cunts, there is no chance in hell your jizz infested ass is getting this role, stick to porn.

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It Looks like Louis Vuitton got some free press, and who better to give it to them then the heart-throbbing boy band, the Jonas Brothers? Apparently, there is a scene in their new film Disney Digital 3-D which shows Louis Vuitton luggage being taken off of their jet. Typically designers would pay a pretty hefty check for press in the media (ex. Vitamin Water flaunts their beverages and labels all over Gossip Girl), but the Jonas Brothers basically gave away free advertisement in their film. I know what you’re thinking…the Jonas Brothers? Ew. I know, but think about all of those pre-teen girls influenced by the media. If they see Nick Jonas with the Messenger GM Bosphore in Monogram Canvas, odds are their fan base is going to want one too! All in all, Louis Vuitton will probably do pretty well this holiday season.

Thanks for the photo I LVOE LV!

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You may think I am overreacting or that this is a bit over the top, but believe me when I say that there are times I look at Rihanna and the sight of her makes me wish I was blind. What the hell is this? She makes Marilyn Manson look hot, and he performed an entire show with ass-less pants on once. I thought we cleared up this whole thigh high boot situation with her once already too. She is trying way to hard to be this trendy bondage goddess, when all it’s doing is making her huge hips look even bigger. The worst part about the whole situation is that she is praised on all these TV networks (Disney and Nickelodeon), yet she continues to publicly floss her ass and cooch on stage. Seriously Rihanna, I think that all the 15 year olds in the front row were puking everywhere because they drank too much Apple Schnapps from their parents liquor cabinet before the show, I think it’s because they had front row seats to a view of your birth canal.

Thanks Rihanna Photos well…for the photos

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With Miley Cyrus’ inevitable falling out with Disney not so far off in the future. Nickelodeon is trying to push their new stars into the spot light. Now as much as I hate giving into these new school teenie bopper kids, their impact on their demographic is ridiculous. If you think that designers and fashion people just turn a blind eye to them because of who they are and what they do you’re a fool. Victoria Justice of Nickelodeon fame Zoey 101, is bound to rank up their with Demi Lovato, The Jonas Brothers and Selena Gomez as one of the popular kids stars. Although Victoria can give that Urban Outfitters catalog vibe at times, she had potential and I can definitely see her getting draped in some fine designers in the near future. So don’t be surprised when you see her looking good in some upcoming pictures, because I told you so!

Thanks to Just Jared for the pictures.

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I’ll admit it, these Japanese 19th century inspired wrist-watches by Steampunk have got to be the craziest things I’ve seen in a long time. Talk about hardware! These watches incorporate materials from leather to metals like copper and even foam pieces! Although many of the artisanal pieces are a bit impractical to wear on a daily basis, we must agree that these watches have a very appealing aesthetic! They might look straight out of Disney’s animated move The Rescuers, but I wouldn’t mind seeing a brave soul sport one of these crazy time pieces!

Thanks Gizmodo!

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Yeah, you heard me. I think I am just about done wasting an hour of every Wednesday night watching Season 5 of Project Runway. The fashion is awful, the drama is ridiculous and I think that the producers have just about run out of creative challenges. Let’s have a little rundown of the designs (from left to right), shall we?”:

Jerrell won last night’s challenge. How? I didn’t know that crumpled grocery bags constitutes as appropriate material for an evening-gown. Not only is the material awful, so are the hems. This dress looks completely thrown together and unfinished. The boobs are totally out of place, and if you ask me, it looks like Jerrell closed his eyes and threw jewels at them. Where will they land…nobody knows. 

I think Kenley missed the memo…this is Project Runway, not Project Ursula for The Little Mermaid on Broadway. This dress isn’t at all reminiscent of a flower, maybe a nightmare where Godzilla made an appearance, but definitely not a delicate flower. Oh, and Kenley’s attitude last night was one I’ll never forget: “Wahhh my life was so hard. My dad was a tugboat conductor.” Boo hoo. Go cry yourself a river and ask your dad to sail you away from the fashion world. Perhaps you’d be better at acting.

Korto started out with the right inspiration, but it all went downhill from there. Her tangerine orange gown screams “bad prom dress” and doesn’t seem to have any sophistication at all. The tailoring on the bust was all off…her model seemed cold, if you catch my drift. Much thanks to Korto for hiding her extra tulle and beating Kenley in WWF smack-down backstage. 

Leanne probably had the best design of the night, although periwinkle and the random chunk of purple fabric spilling out of the model’s butt didn’t do it for me. The dress looked a little too Disney princess and not enough high fashion gown. 

Of course, the producers “surprised” us again and sent all four designers home to complete their collections. I might have overreacted and I probably will watch the last two episodes, but let’s pray that the 3 months the designers are alloted to complete their looks bring some fashion sense into their lives. Amen. 

Thanks NY Magazine!

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Oh Mischa, this look is not at all becoming for someone who claims to be fashionable.

There are all kinds of wrong here. The cream doily dress looks like it came straight off your grannies night stand. And no one cares if you can afford a Chanel bag and Christian Louboutin’s, the iconic brand items only work when worn A) ironically or B) when your broke, cause no one gives a fuck when rich folks were them.  Plus, do you not read Fashion Indie?  Christian Louboutin’s are officially deceased.

Also, Disney, you couldn’t opt for a red carpet for your Childhood Aids foundation?  Good job on showing the kids how little you actually care.

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