Did Jessica Alba make a New Year’s resolution to dress terribly?

It’s only the first full week of 2009!

Yesterday she wore not one, but two horrendous get-ups.

First, the purple high-waisted drawstring pegged pants to a Beverly Hills party.

Then she wore jammies — D&G, yes, but still fugly jammies — to the premiere of My Bloody Valentine Thursday night in Hollywood.

She’s got such a pretty face and a cute little body. But she’s ruining my day with this. She used to dress okay, right? Maybe?

Photos from Just Jared and