Randy has the cold, hard model-gaze of a killer. Yet don’t be fooled – his bark is bigger than his bite. Backstage everyone calls him “man’s best friend.”

Seb has a taste for theatrics and enjoys the conceptual side of fashion. He’ll muzzle any mutt who says modeling isn’t hard work.

The spotlight always shines favorably on Paulina. You can pick her symmetric lines and body out of any crowded dog park.

Dorine’s career never quite recovered from that backstage butt-sniffing rumor. But everyone knew she was doomed before the incident. Never on time and notoriously high maintenance, producers hesitate to hire her.

I, for one, am happy to see Esmerelda back on her feet. We all heard about the dogfight at the Marc Jacobs show. Three stitches across her tail, she looks completely reinvigorated.

Steve embodies the word “professional.” You could put a clown suit on him and drop him in Afghanistan – he’d still maintain his cool.

All hail Ruff, the reigning king of fashion. Word has it he’s up for dogtime achievement at the next Vogue awards. (That’s good ’cause he’s tired of jumping through hoops as a dog model.)

Sally’s success extends beyond the runway. She’s a budding designer on the verge of launching an eco-friendly dogswear line called Green Poopy for Pups.

Sassy is hot and she knows it. Some call her a bitch, but she’s quick to point out that that’s true.

Everyone knows Franchesca is bulimic. Yet she’s never hidden the truth. In fact, she’ll be the first to admit she barfs and then eats it again. Once she was spotted licking horse vomit.

It’s very special to see Hanz back on the runway. The pet world was howling at the news of his bout with cocaine. We’re pulling for you, brother.

Latifa and her sister Laquifa burst onto the scene as plus-sized pooches. As you can see, they’ve slimmed down after embracing a dry-food-only diet.

Some were surprised to see fashion’s elite booking Tommy – it’s rare to see such a bulky build donning high fashion. But seriously, how can you deny that face? Don’t you wanna just scratch him behind the ears?

Petra won last season’s America’s Next Top Canine. As soon as she finishes digging a hole in the backyard, she’s moving to New York and joining the Elite Models team.

Everybody loves Chanel. Her beauty is matched only by her dedication. The only complaint I’ve heard – it’s like pulling teeth to get her in a bathtub.

Hey – you bought yourself new snow-stompers. And you only have two legs.

A look at the hottest dog booties this season…

As you browse your own Uggs or Muks, get off your selfish train and buy some boots for the one who’ll reward you with a sincere wag of the tail. (Not your g/f.)

Agyness Deyn walks her pooch on the mean streets of Brooklyn. The 80s punk boy look really needs to go.

I’ve always wanted my Pomeranian, Calvin Klein to look a little more distinguished at the dog park. This mustache ball might just be the perfect thing to make sure he gets the respect he deserves.

LINK LOVE: 2modern

It’s been proven that having a dog can reduce your stress levels, and lessen your wrinkles. Glad to hear that Calvin Klein Bradford Saynt (our Pomeranian) has a purpose.

LINK LOVE:  The Cut via Girls in the Beauty Department/Glamour

Actually, it’s their new line for dogs, it’s just called Mulberry for Mutt…can’t wait till I can buy Uggs for my pups!

LINK: Racked via Love