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STREET ZEROES: Short Shorts Always Equal a Wedgie

“Okay, I don’t want to freak anyone out, but I think a snail just crawled inside of me…aaaaand I really like it.”
STREET ZEROES

“With this application, I pay pitchfork.com to buy the music they say I should listen to, and it all goes directly onto my iphone. It’s great. I can’t tell you how much more time I now have to tye-dye my bootlaces.”
STREET ZEROES

“The reason I love New York is because it’s the only place where a white person like me can dress this way and not get his ass beat.”
STREET ZEROES

“Coin-operated rides were never this much fun when I was a kid. Of course, as a kid, I didn’t know what buttplugs were.”
STREET ZEROES

“Hey, do you have a light? How about a BeDazzler?” From our new fave site lookatthisfuckinghipster.
PS: We didn’t write the quote but it was too good not to repost.


“It’s ladies night!!!”



