THE DAILY DOUCHE: Balding Wolverine Wannabe

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Yep…this is real!

VIDEO: Daily Douche Does Beyonce

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Anyone hungry?

STREET ZEROES: Short Shorts Always Equal a Wedgie

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“Okay, I don’t want to freak anyone out, but I think a snail just crawled inside of me…aaaaand I really like it.”

STREET ZEROES

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“With this application, I pay pitchfork.com to buy the music they say I should listen to, and it all goes directly onto my iphone. It’s great. I can’t tell you how much more time I now have to tye-dye my bootlaces.”

STREET ZEROES

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“It’s ladies night!!!”

STREET ZEROES

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“The reason I love New York is because it’s the only place where a white person like me can dress this way and not get his ass beat.”

STREET ZEROES

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Due to 4:20, we decided that today needs a double dose of daily douche…

STREET ZEROES

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“Coin-operated rides were never this much fun when I was a kid. Of course, as a kid, I didn’t know what buttplugs were.”

ANOTHER DAILY DOUCHE

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We just had to…

STREET ZEROES

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“Hey, do you have a light? How about a BeDazzler?” From our new fave site lookatthisfuckinghipster.

PS: We didn’t write the quote but it was too good not to repost.