Palazzo Versace, Australia

If you didn’t get to shop the Versace x H&M collection, have no fear – you can still get into some Versace design. The Palazzo Versace, designed by Donatella herself, drips with glamour. Indulge in your in-room spa, drink from designer glasses and teacups and boast to your friends that camped outside for Versace x H&M you are indoors relaxing on Versace ground. Plus, it’s summer in Australia. Extra plus, if you stay for New Year’s Eve, you can party in style on a golden playground.

Those giant plastic teeth mold fangs that Robert Pattinson is fumbling with are a thing of the past. Now stars like Heidi Klum, Lady Gaga, and weird-ass dedicated vampire freaks can install them permanently. Or semi permanently in the case of all those that are decidedly not batshit crazy vampiromaniacs. Like the fine fanged ladies ahead.

Obviously Lady Gaga had to give the fangs a go. She bit in at the crux of the vampire movement back in 2009. Here she is, a-growling at London Heathrow Airport. Show Me Your Teeth!

You know Heidi Klum goes balls to the wall for Halloween, sparing no expense and thoroughly nailing her costumes. Back in 2007 she went to Doctors Lowenberg, Lituchy and Kantor, and she's been back on Halloweens since to get gang fanged again.

If you guys haven’t heard yet, the producers of Gossip Girl are trying to save the show by incorporating a vampire story. Yes that’s right, one lonely character will become a blood sucker and there will be crossover between this show and Vampire Diaries. So basically, Jenny Humphrey will be sent off to boarding school where Edward Cullen will bite her and she’ll slowly turn (then turn others) to the point where humans will be extinct and Ethan Hawk will have to find a synthetic blood source but not before Evan Rachel Wood becomes queen of the vampires and Stephen Dorff makes a triumphant comeback! Where’s Blade when you need him?

Oh the joys of people will a big imagination and a lot of time on their hands. I think if this was real and Kristen Stewart wasn’t in Twilight/New Moon/All of those movies I would enjoy them a lot more. I’ll admit it…I saw New Moon on Thanksgiving…maybe I’ve got a softspot of 17-year-old boys with their shirts off…and maybe Robert Pattinson does too..

LINK LOVE: Buzzfeed

My sister, the ultimate Twilight fan, sent me a link to this silly little picture. I’m sorry, but I think Robert Pattinson is really hot, and I think this guy is really NOT. I guess if the Twilight characters were emo, they’d look a little like this.

Get ‘New Moon’ gear at Hot Topic (you too can impersonate Edward and Bella)

LINK LOVE: Twilight Lexicon

Twilight merchandise is starting to get creepy. Now you can have  a life-sized Edward Cullen sticker watch over you when you sleep. That’s right girls, you too can make Robert Pattinson your stalker boyfriend.

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Won’t lie, I’ll probably see this on account of Jacob being hot and shirtless a lot. Corey and I just so intensively watched this preview that Daniel almost video taped it. What do you guys think? Team Edward, or Jacob?

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