To be 100% honest, I do indeed understand the importance, and the formality, that comes along with The Oscars, but show some style guys. I made the mistake of actually sitting through all four hours of the program last night, and judging by the red carpet appearances I should have known it was going to suck. Why in all hell does everyone have to be so boring on the red carpet? The world’s biggest actors showed a true lack of creativity last night. Zac Efron, Daniel Craig, Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson and Emile Hirsch (to name a few) all wore black on black suits, which is why none of them got an award. Are people so scared to break the stigma of a black suit on the red carpet? I’m embarrassed for men around the world who have to be compared to these clowns on a daily basis. I know it’s a recession, but show some balls Hollywood!!!

Gallery: Boring Boring Boring At The Oscars

Images courtesy of: Just Jared

Another issue another blah cover for Nylon. Not bad, but definitely not good. The one thing I do like about this is that at least Nylon makes me feel like I could make the cover at any point in my life. Emile Hirsch hasn’t even done anything that was so impressive he deserves to be on any magazine cover. What’s with the wardrobe too? He does one movie called Into The Wild and now he has to look like a burley woodsman all the time? That roll is over kiddo, snap out of it.

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Thanks Just Jared for the Photos