In case you didn’t know/in case you care, Miley Cyrus has a little sister. She and her friend Emily Reaves attended Brittany Curran’s 19th birthday party (a 50s style pool party)…and they’re nine.  Tell me Brittany Curran…why do you want the nine-year-old version of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at your birthday party?

Their vintage Juicy swimsuits are very cute, but I can’t helped but be creeped out by these photos.  Maybe I feel like I’m watching a little girl beauty pageant, maybe it’s because these girls have their own webshow, I don’t know.  On that note, dear Cyrus family: stop making webshows. Miley has one, Billy Ray has one, Noah has one…who’s next, Trace? (Although I’m sure his show would be massively more popular than the rest of his family’s, and I actually found him attractive pre-feather and cross tattoos on his face…seriously, why!)