Really, Gucci Mane, REALLY? The absolute best idea you could muster for a face tattoo is a talking ice cream cone that shoots out lightening bolts? Fail.

Sigh. Tattoos of faces are always ugly, even when it's Eminem's daughter Hailie. Is it just me, or do the teeth always look crazy?

Classic example of why it's a bad idea to tattoo your significant other permanently on your body. When Jermaine went for a near life-size portrait of then boo the Virgin Janet, I guess he had no doubts about ever leaving her side. Without a laser, she won't leave his either.

We know you love your baby mama Mariah, and a small tribute to her Miminess would have sufficed. I would be very annoyed if I was her and had to look at this every day.

Kurt Cobain and Elvis - brothers for life? Mr. Limp Bizkit thinks so if he dared brand himself with a tat so offensive. My stuff is going limp just looking at this mess.

The face tattoo to end all face tattoos, Mike Tyson's tribal tribute is the ultimate flunk. *Wondering how Mike Tyson fits into the musician category? He starred with Wayne Brady in a video remake of Bobby Brown's "Every Little Step" awhile back.

Is Birdman expecting a helicopter to land on his scalp? If so, I get it.

Who told Jamie Foxx this was a good idea? I just... can't.

If Avril weren't such a wiener, maybe her "Fuck" tattoo wouldn't look so terrible.

Oh the tramp stamp, a surefire way to land yourself on the worst tattoos list. It's people like Cheryl who have forever ruined butterflies for me.

While a convicted batterer, many girls would still drop their crotchless panties for Mr. Brown. Even Rihanna wants another piece of that cake cake cake cake cake cake cake.

The "Seven Days" singer has been hitting the weights hard as of late, causing renewed interest in his career...or at least renewed interest in his physique.

D'Angelo may have gone through a rough patch -- leading to this infamous mug shot -- but he's back working on his fitness, though let us all rejoice in the halcyon days of "Untitled (How Does It Feel)"'.

Meanwhile, who knew John Legend had it goin' on like this? Not I. Not. Effin'. I.

Anyone remember Lil' Romeo, aka Master P's son? No, that's fine since he's not so lil' anymore.

Weezy F baby, please say the baby

Over 25 years after first extolling the virtues of his radio, the ladies still love cool James. Now even more than ever.

Way before he was scoring Oscar nominations and producing Emmy-winning crap like Entourage, Mark Wahlberg was better known as Marky Mark and even scored a number 1 hit with the Funky Bunch, "Good Vibrations."

Nick Cannon's status as a rapper or singer is dubious at best, but you can't argue that Mimi's house husband's got a body that won't quit.

Sammie first hit the scene in 1999 at 12 years old with "I Like It" and will release a new album this year -- I don't care what it is, but I already love it.

Biebs, take a note. This is how it's done.

Favorite Movie - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Favorite Movie Actor – Johnny Depp

Favorite Movie Actress – Emma Stone

Favorite Movie Icon – Morgan Freeman

Favorite Action Movie - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Favorite Action Movie Star – Hugh Jackman

Favorite Drama Movie – Water for Elephants (*snicker*)

Favorite Comedy Movie – Bridesmaids

Favorite Comedic Movie Actor – Adam Sandler

Favorite Comedic Movie Actress – Emma Stone

Favorite Movie Star Under 25 – Chloe Moretz

Favorite Ensemble Movie Cast - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Favorite Animated Movie Voice – Johnny Depp as Rango (yes, this is actually a category)

Favorite Movie Superhero – Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern

Favorite Book Adaption - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Favorite Network TV Drama – Supernatural

Favorite TV Drama Actor – Nathan Fillion (Castle)

Favorite TV Drama Actress – Nina Dobrev (The Vampire Diaries)

Favorite Cable TV Drama – Pretty Little Liars

Favorite Network TV Comedy – How I Met Your Mother

Favorite TV Comedy Actor – Neil Patrick Harris

Favorite TV Comedy Actress – Lea Michele

Favorite Cable TV Comedy – Hot in Cleveland

Favorite TV Competition Show – American Idol

Favorite TV Crime Drama – Castle

Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy Show – Supernatural

Favorite Daytime TV Host – Ellen DeGeneres

Favorite Late Night TV Host – Jimmy Fallon

Favorite TV Guest Star – Katy Perry

Favorite TV Celebreality Star – Kim Kardashian (*super snicker*)

Favorite New TV Drama – Person of Interest

Favorite New TV Comedy – 2 Broke Girls

Favorite Male Artist – Bruno Mars

Favorite Female Artist – Katy Perry

Favorite Song of the Year – “E.T.,” Katy Perry feat. Kanye West

Favorite Album of the Year – Born This Way, Lady Gaga

Favorite Pop Artist – Demi Lovato

Favorite Hip Hop Artist – Eminem

Favorite R&B Artist – Rihanna

Favorite Band – Maroon 5

Favorite Country Artist – Taylor Swift (*no comment*)

Favorite Music Video – “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.),” Katy Perry

Favorite Tour Headliner – Katy Perry

poses in the press room during the 2012 People's Choice Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on January 11, 2012 in Los Angeles, California.

No more Chassidic reggae superstar.

Sorry folks, all you get is me…no alias.  When I started becoming religious 10 years ago it was a very natural and organic process.  It was my choice.  My journey to discover my roots and explore Jewish spirituality—not through books but through real life.  At a certain point I felt the need to submit to a higher level of religiosity…to move away from my intuition and to accept an ultimate truth.  I felt that in order to become a good person I needed rules—lots of them—or else I would somehow fall apart.  I am reclaiming myself.  Trusting my goodness and my divine mission.

Get ready for an amazing year filled with music of rebirth.  And for those concerned with my naked face, don’t worry…you haven’t seen the last of my facial hair.

- Matisyahu

 

What do you think of the new look?

[MTV Style]

Beyonce

Lady Gaga

Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez

Eminem

Katy Perry

Robert Pattinson has let us in on quite the secret. Apparently the actor wanted to be a famous rapper when he was younger. Robert shared a bit of embarrassing info about a wide collection of tapes he has with his own rap songs:

“You want a secret? OK, how about this – I’ve got a whole collection of tapes of me rapping from when I was 13! I wanted to be a rapper so there are hundreds and hundreds of tapes. They’re very amusing! I was obsessed with Eminem when I was younger. When he first came out I was about 12 and fanatical about his Slim Shady CD. I think he’s a genius. Most of my rhymes were stolen off other people anyway. They were all like, ‘I was raised on these streets…,’ which was a complete farce because I was actually raised in quite a nice area of London called Barnes. Not very ghetto at all! I was obsessed with it all, though. I even had my own little crew – we called ourselves Big Tub and the Tappy Cats.”

Hope he plans on sharing those tapes with the public!

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Praying to the Grammy Devil already, Katy? Trash.

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Album of the Year:

The Suburbs – Arcade Fire

Recovery – Eminem

Need You Now – Lady Antebellum

The Fame Monster – Lady Gaga (2nd year in a row, perhaps 2 times will be the charm?)

Teenage Dream – Katy Perry (really?)

Record of the Year:

“Nothin’ On You” – B.o.B. f/ Bruno Mars

“Love the Way You Lie” – Eminem f/ Rihanna

“Fuck You” – Cee-Lo Green (Dear Cee-Lo, You’re welcome. xoxo, Gwyneth)

“Empire State of Mind” - Jay-Z f/ Alicia Keys

“Need You Now” – Lady Antebellum

Song of the Year:

“Beg, Steal or Borrow” – Ray LaMontagne And The Pariah Dogs

“Fuck You” – Cee-Lo Green

“The House That Built Me” – Miranda Lambert

“Love the Way You Lie” – Eminem f/ Rihanna

“Need You Now” – Lady Antebellum

Best New Artist:

Justin Bieber (Why doesn’t someone just kick me in the nads right now and save me the pain of this awards show?)

Drake

Florence of the Machine

Mumford & Sons

Esperanza Spalding

For the full, dreadful list of nominees, visit Grammy.com

If you’re at all like me (read: drunk), then you’re probably wondering “Where in gay hell is Robyn?” Well, luckily (or not depending on your view of winning a Grammy) our pop maven from Sweden is nominated for Best Dance Recording for “Dancing On My Own,” i.e. “The Best Song of 2010.”

The Grammys really don’t reflect what’s going on in music today therefore they don’t matter. Hell, I can’t remember the last time then was the Grammys did matter?

Oh, that’s right:

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Praying to the Grammy Devil already, Katy? Trash.

Catch more of this hottie on ENVY

Famous for her 16-bar cameos in songs by Ludacris (“My Chick Bad”), Usher (“Little Freak”) and Mariah Carey (“Up Outta My Face”), Nicki is also the first female rapper to top the Rap Songs Billboard chart on with the Annie Lennox-sampling “You Love” since another bold raptress Missy Elliott in 2002.

Nicki is rapper as popstar, sort of a Gaga Latifah. Like the Lady, she has a taste for the more outrageous in style, but also doesn’t take herself or her image too seriously.

If you’re not familiar with the raptress, here’s a sampler of some of her best and baddest to whet your appetites til the 22nd.

Or til it inevitably leaks several days before.

1. “Monster” w/Kanye West, Rick Ross and Jay-Z

Best line: “Hairdresser from Milan, that’s the monster do/ Monster Giuseppe heel, that’s the monster shoe” (though all 32 bars are incredible)

2. “Roger That” w/ Lil Wayne and Tyga

Best line: “White girls tell me, “Hey Nicki, your camp rules’/ ‘Is that why you get more head than shampoos?’”

3. “My Chick Bad” w/ Ludacris

Best line: “Trash talk to ‘em then I put ‘em in a Hefty/Runnin’ down the court’, I’m dunkin’ on ‘em, Lisa Leslie”

4. “Your Love”

Best line: “Anyway, I think I met him in the sky/ When I was a geisha, he was a samurai”

5. “Shake It for Daddy” w/ Robin Thicke

Best line: “Wa-wanna play, meet me at the fumble line/ Cuz I’m a ninja, cowabunga time”

6. “Sweet Dreams (Remix)” w/ Beyoncé and Lil Wayne

Best line:  Boy boy boy boy , I’m everywhere/ You’re like balloon boy, mama you was never there!

And for dessert, Nicki’s new track with Eminem.

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1. Lil Jon

2. Ryan Seacrest

3. Kate Gosselin (not sure which is worse)

4. Snoop Dogg

5. Tara Reid

6. Eminem

7. Renee Zellweger

8. Avril Lavigne

9. Mariah Carey

10. Lady Gaga. WHOA.

I hope I don’t look back at my yearbook in 10 years and feel this way…

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This is definitely one for the PhotoshopDisasters…

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Debuting today, Eminem releases his new single “We Made You” from his much anticipated album.

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