Engineered Garments decided that the fall and winter of 2009 was the right time for everyone to look like a total idiot. After watching every girl crash and burn while trying her hardest to make a fanny pack ironic enough to look cool, what would make any dude want to jump on the band wagon? If dumb girls with Gucci C’s plastered all over their crotches weren’t enough to keep you from attempting this, please heed my warning, keep the tweed, and your daily essentials off your fanny and get a damn wallet.  If I see any of you wearing this, I will just assume the Mayans were right, and I’ll start really living it up big before 2012.

LINK LOVE: HypeBeast

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What: Most everything in the store (Rag and Bone, Engineered Garments, Commes des Garcons) is 30% off, with more markdowns to follow as time goes on

When/Where: On now until “mid-summer.”

Mon—Sat noon—9pm; Sun noon—8pm at 330

E 11th St between First and Second Aves (212-475-0666);

Mon—Sat 11am—8pm; Sun noon—7pm at

199 Lafayette St between Broome and Kenmare Sts (212-966-0026).