I would probably rather be sprayed in the eyes with pepper spray then be caught dead with this junk dangling from my eyeballs. Dutch designer, Eric Klarenbeek, had the hair-brain idea of attaching crystals, flowers and other random objects by a medical wire to a contact lens. Really, if you want to look like you’re crying, save yourself the $350 and allow me to punch you in the face. 

Thanks TimesOnline!