$15 million paycheck for the two-part TV special entitled “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event” (airs in October)

$2.5 million paycheck from People for selling the rights to their wedding photos

$300,000 paycheck from People for the rights to their exclusive engagement announcement

Undisclosed paycheck from OK! for the rights to their bridal shower pictures

Undisclosed fee for throwing their bachelorete party at Tao

And we haven’t even started on the list of luxury goods the couple got for free.  That estimated $650,000 of product breaks down to:

Her three Vera Wang wedding dresses

The elaborate Lehr & Black invitations

The Hansen’s Bakery wedding cake

The Perrier Jouet champagne

Hair & makeup services

The couple is also said to have gotten a significant discount on her $2 million engagement ring and their $1 million wedding bands by close friend Lorraine Schwartz.

No one knows whether they paid for the rental of the Sotto Il Monte estate, the $2 million worth of flowers that filled it, the Kobe beef burgers and caviar served, the performances by Stevie Wonder and Earth Wind & Fire, and their NYC after party at Capitale.  

Somewhat speechless at the above stats, I have to give Kris Jenner props for becoming such a ring master of sponsorships and whoring out her family  to pop culture.  Not sure why, but it’s like I’ve smoked the Kardashian crack pipe and find myself wanting to know more.  What do you guys think?

You can see Selena Gomez‘s Skinny Britches peeking out from her Dolce & Gabbana dress when she gets up to give Justin Bieber a hug at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards.

Blake Lively‘s Simplicity Panty peeks out through the sheer back of her dress at the Cinema Society’s Twelve screening.

Eva Longoria brought the Hide & Sleek Mid-Thigh Smoother with her to an Allure Magazine party.

Oops! What’s that peeking out from Jennifer Lopez‘s dress at the Gucci Children’s Collection launch? It looks like the Slim Cognito Shape-Suit.

She may be going to the Giorgio Armani couture show in Paris, but Katie Holmes prefers simplicity, the Simplicity Shaper to be exact.

How does Kim Kardashian get such a shapely, feminine body? Check out her Spanx secret, not-so-discreetly peeking out from her dress.

What’s that on stage with Katy Perry? I think I see In-Power Line Super Power Panties making an appearance.

Have you ever tried Spanx for yourself? Let us know what you think about them. For more information on these styles and more, visit spanx.com.

Eva will be rated on the below categories, five being the highest and 1 being the lowest.

Fit: 2

Appropriateness: 2

Trendiness: 1

Styling: 1

Shoes: 2

Hair: 3

Makeup: 3

Pose: 3

Confidence: 4

Eva Longoria is so gorgeous, why, why WHY would she want to look like rebellious teenager??? AND Reem Acra has a million gorgeous dresses to choose from… why this? Girl, you should treat yourself to a new stylist for your birthday.

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My best dressed choice was tied between three different beautiful ladies, but Anne Hathaway stands just a bit above the other two in Armani Privé. For a tall beauty with perfect curves like this, a structured shoulder is the best thing you can do for your body. She looks so graceful and statuesque in these beautiful rose sequins.

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The back is to die for. It’s provocative, feminine and lovely. Anyone else, I would have said the hair should be worn up, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way Anne looks. She is a goddess. She gets an A+.

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Green was the color of the night, and no one wore it better than Angelina Jolie in Versace. Again, we’re seeing a beautiful padded shoulder that opens up the back and draws attention to her tiny waist. She looks glamorous without that “going to prom” nod that so many celebrities decided to do. I love the top to bottom sparkles and her elegant and unfussy hair. Grade A.

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January Jones is a Hollywood bombshell, period, end of sentence. Not only is she talented enough to be on one of the best TV shows of our time, she is the only actress who could pull of this sexy, fringed Versace gown. Everything from the color, to her hair and that beautiful cleavage, January is a fashion risk-taker, and I love her for it. A

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Pregnancy has never looked so rosy on the red carpet. Natalie Portman was glowing from the inside out in this pink and red Viktor & Rolf gown with an intricately detailed rose on the chest. She looks healthy, happy and she won best actress for Black Swan. What’s not to love here? A

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In a Hollywood full of tramps and star fuckers, how beautiful it is to see a real lady stand by her man. Catherine Zeta Jones was absolutely glowing in this green Monique Lhuillier princess gown. It was so good to see her and Michael Douglas on the red carpet together. Beauty from the inside out: A.

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If you have a flat chest, a 1920s style dress like this is prefect for your body. Jayma Mays got it right in this elegant and sexy Alberta Ferretti plunging v-neck gown. The accessories and curly locks perfectly complete the look. The lipstick looks a little orange, but it works against her hair and skin tones. A-

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Now let’s talk about a big chest. Scarlet Johansson has a gorgeous, very voluptuous rack, and this dress enhances in a different way. Instead of spilling her cleavage all over the red carpet, Scarjo chose this demure and elegant Elie Saab gown in a lovely dusty pink. It sparkles just the right amount, and the sleeve is extremely flattering. Plus, she had the best hair on the red carpet. A-

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I commend Leighton Meester for trying to take fashion risks, but lately they’ve been backfiring hardcore. I was pleased to see her looking so elegant and sophisticated in Burberry Prorsum on the red carpet last night. Her makeup is absolutely gorgeous and those Jimmy Choo shoes are fab-o-rama. It’s not my favorite, but I do love the dress and her. B

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I’m not used to putting Eva Longoria in the best dressed category for her red carpet looks, but she looked ravishing last night in a fitted, black Zac Posen gown. It fits her like a glove and her whoa cleavage is saying hello to every single man in that crowd. Slightly bored, but I think that’s a good thing in her case. B

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Here is the thing about Lea Michele‘s Oscar de la Renta gown: It does not photograph well. When watching her on the red carpet, she looked young, fresh and vibrant in this light salmon dress. It looks too consuming in photographs. But the color on her is amazing. I am so sick of this whispy, bull-shitty kind of up-do, so no points there. But the shoes, HELLO! B-

What are your thoughts on the best-dressed celebs at the 2011 Golden Globes?

Stefani is obviously excited about her new campaign:

“I can’t believe I get to be one of the L’Oréal Paris girls,” Stefani said. “I love playing dress up, on stage or shooting videos, it’s always been one of my favorite parts of being in a band.”

I love that L’Oreal chose an edgier personality rather than a super duper girlie glamazon. What do you think of Gwen’s new job?

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There are countless pictures out in the universe of these famous ladies looking way more fabulous than the average human, but we’re trying to counterbalance that with a little realism. There has to be at least one of them looking less than….

Renee Zellwegger, who could be standing across from you that puts such a scowl on your face? Your eyes have disappeared!

Mischa Barton, is this what months of neglect looks like?

Madonna! You’re a legend, and you’re more flexible than most Cirque de Soliel performers; therefore I wish this photo didn’t exist.

Jennifer Lopez, if she ever returned to the block.

Kristen Stewart is looking rather dead, and not in that sexy undead kind of way.

And I am telling you, Jennifer Hudson, this look is painful.

Eva Longoria washed out and nonplussed. But I’m actually more concerned about the beret than lack of makeup.

We’re used to seeing Emma Watson makeup-less as Hermione, but with her pixie cut, she’s looking a little boyish.

Pics of the packs after the jump.

Some celebs tapped to design the bags include: Salma Hayek, Matthew McCounaghey, Shakira, Eva Longoria, Sheryl Crow, Jade Jagger and Slash.

While we’re at it, can we do something about that hideous t-shirt/short combination? I get the explorer theme and all, but a safari jacket never hurt anyone.

Talk about the hottest “middle-aged” woman alive, such a shame it has to be such a seductive spread in Harper’s Bazaar Russia, totally should have been in American Bazaar. Either way she’s still totally ridiculously good looking. Check out the rest of Longoria on FashionIndie’s ENVY.

This Gap Cascading ruffle tank ($59.50) is exactly like Eva’s – right down to the slate gray color and flattering, flirty neckline ruffles.

The name says it all; these Ultimate Silk shorts ($125) are the only pair you’ll need to hit the trend dead-on.

We can’t guarantee your legs will look exactly like Eva’s, but get a much-need lift with these Steve Madden ‘Disobey’ Peep Toe pumps ($99.95).

Dress up the look for nighttime with these Eliot Danori Crystal Accent Teardrop Leverback earrings ($40) – the teardrop style is just like Eva’s.

Catch up on more celebrity style with our get the look posts, and red carpet re-dos. Then head over to our guides of the best celebrity jewelry and the best shorts for your shape.

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Victoria Beckham, wearing her own design,  joined her co-host Eva Longoria on the red carpet for “A Night Of Fashion & Technology With LG Mobile Phones” in LA last night. Love love love! The dress gives her just enough shape and I’m so glad she decided to grow her hair out.

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I was absolutely horrified and traumatized after seeing this pic. What happened to “Joan”? She’s supposed to be a sexpot and instead she looks like someone’s half-dead grandmother? What is up with that hideous makeup? It’s like the day I realized Minnie Mouse was just a person in a costume. Mad Men will never be the same for me.

OK when did Sienna and Jude get back together?

I love Andre Leon Talley, but WTF? Love Eva Longoria too but she needs a stylist, that dress totally cuts her off at the ankles. At her height she can’t afford to do something like that.

The one standout? J-to-tha-LO. She looks AMAZING!

But I am left wondering where was Madonna and Lourdes? I’m used to seeing Madonna at every party pretending she’s 25 and now I am left without my fix.

Eva Longoria Parker and husband Tony are the new faces of London Fog.

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Eva Longoria looks kinda like Kim Kardashian in this spread for Citizen K.

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Eva Longoria covers GQ Mexico’s latest cover for June 2009, with the help of some photoshop.

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To celebrate “Two Decades of Glamour” Badgley Mischka has recruited some of their Hollywood favorites.

Eva Longoria, Carrie Underwood, Brooke Shields, Lauren Hutton and Anjelica Huston will appear alongside the designers in an ad campiagn for Badgley Mischka’s 20th anniversary.

The ad campaign, by Annie Leibovitz, will debut in April magazines.

Eva Longoria’s outfit looked just old at Matthew Williamson Tuesday.

I think usually we blame the celebs for their flubs — ill-fitting dress, bad makeup, etc. — but while the white top/khaki skirt combo is pretty drab, the jacket is clearly the worst part.  The fault may actually lie with the designer.

Photo from Gossip Girls.

Behold, the lob, also known as the long bob, which Frédéric Fekkai stylist Adir Abergel is calling the seventies comeback cut of the season. A good option for emphasizing your neck and shoulders, the style (currently worn by Anne Hathaway, Gwyneth Paltrow and Eva Longoria) relies on a certain choppiness at the ends—so that it appears texturized, rather than blunt—and volume, lots of volume (the idea is soft and full, not sleek). Great way to get a head start on growing that short hair long, this trend is versatile and compliments many different face shapes.

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Is this really Eva Longoria? She actually looks good for once. Love the bow, love the fringes, love the look!

Big surprise Heidi Klum looked great. She probably had one of those Project Runway slaves up all night hand stitching this for her. Love the earrings too.

How many times do we have to say that yellow is a big color this Fall. This wasn't the only yellow spotted on the red carpet, but it sure was one of the best.

The Bad:

What's up with the awkward fold in the middle of the chest? And the fit isn't even close to flattering. Glorified doctor scrubs seem to be the appropriate label for this.

The dress looks good, but what is this awkward length? The random ankle flash, not so hot.

Story of Lauren Conrad's life, boring. She's supposed to be young and sexy. Now she either put on an unflattering amount of weight, or got knocked up by that douche bag Brody, because she looks like she's trying to hide something.

The Ugly:

What's up with the cheesy screen print and random fake diamond strap that randomly just stops? Just awful.

Thanks Just Jared