yeah stole the photo from Perez and what? How could you not, this is better than Paris Hilton’s barbie doll, and that’s MAJOR… Except for the little fact that the price tag on this box is $1,500.

I think we all knew that Michael Jackson on the September issue of Vanity Fair was inevitable. There is no arguing he deserves this cover, but I’m thrilled Farrah is there too! Her death may have been mostly over shadowed by the King of Pops, but those days are over thanks to Vanity Fair.

SOURCE: Style Frizz

Alia Shawkat (Maeby from Arrested Development) and Tatum O’Neal (stepdaughter of Farrah Fawcett and youngest actress to win an Academy Awards) have been announced to join the cast of ‘The Runaways,’ already starring Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning. Shawkat will join the five-member girl band with Fanning and Steward, and O’Neal will play Fanning’s mom (looks like she could be anyways). Will you be seeing this in 2010?

SOURCE: Livejournal

SOURCE: The Superficial

Every time I convince myself that I’m AM NOT going to talk about people no more, someone shows up and makes diarrhea all over my resolution. Dear, dear, sweet and virginal Pam Anderson showed up at Art Basel lookin a warm, moist, diseased mess. I’m so disappointed that this woman had reproduced……….I mean actual spawn from her vagina cavelet. I know I want to look in the tabloids and see my mothers cellulitus and pregnancy stretch marks. There’s a porno slut somewhere in a dumpster getting the business to the face saying, “Oh my God, Pam Anderson is so trashy! She has no shame.”

Y’know I never really cared when old dudes would get all sentimental about how hot Farrah Fawcett USED 2 WUZ, but now that Pam M’Lamb has gone from Baywatch scene stealer to resembling pulverized hooker puss, I can hear depression trying to break in my front door with a pair of scissors and a bottle of Oxycontin. Now I’m considering turning to hard drinking……………maybe motor oil or bleach.

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO