If your pants are that tight, how are they sagging so much? Or maybe they’re just that short and they’re actually shorts?  And it looks like those suspenders are really helping you out to keep your pants up….

If there is one thing I hate about people who don’t look like total Boyles is that occasionally they insist on dressing like shitake to prove that they are still attractive. This woman attempted to do just that. A ratty blanket an outfit does not make. Please get off the soup line and head to a Saks.

Photo by Warsaw. Found via The Epicene Dream.
SOURCE: Post apocalypse blanket jacket