FACT: A Fembot can catch a cab 5x faster than female humans. 7.5x faster than the average male.

FACT: All Radioshack technology is archaic in the eyes of a Fembot.

FACT: In the year 2033, all phones are holographic. Fembot believes this Android to be nonfunctioning. Only the iPhone 4s is even heard of in 2033; they are donated to battered women.

FACT: In 2033, all water is Vitamin Water. Thus, Fembot seeks to bring one back as a mixer.

FACT: The #1 rated vodka of 2033 is Svedka. And back at the Mothership, Fembot and Manbot toast to the success of their time machine and takeover.

After going largely unnoticed at Vivienne Westwood’s, Kanye is starting to look like he’s regretting his decision to activate his FemBot. The woman is largely getting more attention than Kanyeeze for her ridiculous outfits and larger than rapper stature. For a man who’s more interested in publicity than being respected, it’s surprising that he’d choose someone who’s such a magnet for them flashing, lights, lights.lights…

LINKAGE: Kanye West Wonders What He Got Himself Into