This 1947 Ivory ad seems to say, "It's okay to drop the soap, boys, 'cause it floats. And so do you."

This 1957 Griffin ad is for shoe polish but I'm far more interested in that gorgeous sheer trench.

Sabrina's typerwiter ad from 1959 was banned after putting its share of eyes out. Seriously, what's under that sweater, two watermelons strapped to two torpedoes?

Maidenform took the boob game into the office with this classic ad from the 60s. Then Don Draper banged her in a bathroom stall. It was the wrong office.

One guess as to what's the first best shape in Italy? Hint: a calzone. A Fiat ad from 1965.

Just two queens sharing a dirty pun over cocktails in Thermodor's ad from the swingin' 60s.

"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere." That's been my mantra since Tipalet came out with this ad in 1969.

And the sex tape is born. Thanks in part to this Akai ad from the 70s. You're welcome Kardashians.

Why don't they make men like this anymore -- meaning awesome? Those badass mustaches, ass-kicking sunglasses and Interwoven's groovy 70s socks are gettin' the job done.

Well hello Adam. I see you've traded in that troublesome Eve for the convenience of internet porn. Sadly, this 1980 Apple ad was before the advent of the world wide web so it's off to the Garden of Eden for yet another lapdance.

This ad is so perfectly 80s: the hair, the makeup, the lack of manscaping, the high-waisted Jordache jeans. I bet they're all high on cocaine too.

What would this list be without Calvin Klein's iconic ads with Kate Moss and the artist formerly known as Marky Mark? I bet they're both high on cocaine too.

The boys are back in town. And by the looks of it, they're ready to play. Wonderbra's 1994 ad may not have the subtlety of Maidenform in the 60s but honestly neither did breasts.

There she is. Tom Ford. The king of sexy advertising, but where does one start? There's just so much filth to wade through but this Gucci ad from 2003 still raises a few eyebrows. Among other things.

Sexy ads will continue to be sexy as long as companies have shit to sell and people the money or at least credit to buy them. This Federici ad from 2010 gets extra points, though, for being both hot and blasphemous. I bet The Vatican was piiiiiised.

UANI issued an open letter to Lopez urging her to end her relationship with Fiat due to the Italian car maker’s ties to Iran: ”By endorsing Fiat, you are serving as a spokesperson for a company that freely does business with a regime that is developing an illegal nuclear weapons program, financing and sponsoring terrorist groups including al-Qaeda, has killed American and NATO soliders and is recognized as one of the world’s leading human rights violators.”

The group is giving La Lopez until January 18 to decide whether or not she will renounce her relationship with Fiat and Lopez is giving UANI until she effing feels like it before she drives that Fiat straight through their headquarters and bitch slaps everyone in a five mile radius. Because that’s how Jennifer Lopez does terror. [Huff Po]

Crawling through the Boogie-Down, Lopez extols the virtues of her hometown and getting back to one’s roots — “They may be just streets to you, but to me they’re a playground.” –  but in truth, those streets aren’t streets to her either. While her body double was braving the hood, La Lopez was comfortably sitting inside her Fiat some 3,000 miles away in Los Angeles. Thanks to some innovative post-production, no one was any the wiser.

But now that the fox-fur-trimmed cat is out of the Gucci bag, this only proves that you can take the diva out of the hood, but you can’t make that bitch go back without a body double, some digital manipulation and a multi-million dollar endorsement deal. [The Smoking Gun]

The new Citroen 2CV by Hermes

Louis Vuitton Vespa

Volkswagon Beetle for Barney's NYC

Louis Vuitton car

Bugatti by Hermes

On Monday Rebecca wrote about how she wanted the new Fiat 500 by Diesel, well after two more designer/fashion inspired cars were spotted today, I am officially over this lame trend. The new Hermes Citroen 2CV and the Volkswagon Beetle for Barney’s are pretty damn lame if you ask me. As if the orginal car isn’t expensive enough (with the exception of the VW) now you have to pay the added super premium price to have the left over fabric from an old Hermes line stiched over the seats. The only really cool vehicle I see here is the Louis Vuitton Vespa, mostly because you can actually see the signiture monogram print. If you like Hermes or Diesel enough to buy their collaboration cars, save your money on the car and spend it on their clothes where it should be spent in the first place.

Thanks to Selectism for the images.

Not to be mistaken for a diesel car, I’m talking about THE Diesel car. That’s right, Diesel has launched a car, although it doesn’t run on diesel fuel, nor is it fuel officiant, nor is it really cool looking.

“Launched at a star-studded party at Milan Fashion Week, the car, the new Fiat 500, has been designed in a partnership between the two iconic Italian brands as an ‘urban survival vehicle’. The hubcaps feature the brand’s mohican logo, the bumpers sport rivet detailing and the seats and steering wheel have been stitched with yellow thread to mirror the jeans that Diesel is so famous for,” as seen in ElleUK.

The limited edition car – only 10,000 are set to be produced – will go on sale on November 9th. Add it to your Hanukah wish list now…