Pants? What are pants? Nothing you need to be concerned about when sweeping the floor with your booty in da club. A body suit will do, especially one from the pants-less capital of the United States, American Apparel.

You can't be a video ho if your tatas aren't a mere few inches from your face. If you're not blessed with natural perkiness, a push-up bra will do the trick quick. DKNY's Super Glam Push-Up Bra is sexy and does the job right.

Don't go completely bare under those booty shorts - leave a little something to the imagination... a very little something. Philippe Matignon makes the best tights on the market, and these Macrolosange fishnets are muchos comfortable for extreme booty shaking.

Act like a lady when you down that bottle of Armand de Brignac with a sexy pair of black lace opera gloves. Dents makes the perfect pair at a price that won't break the bank.

We love you as a brunette, but sometimes you need to switch it up as a video ho. Take a note from Nicki and go for a little blonde ambition. Leave this Miss Tresses wig long or trim it to match our favorite Barbie girl.

How does Gaga cope with the stormy winter chill? Fishnets as pants. She ate my heart.

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Get rid of that American Apparel white tee, and head to Hot Topic for some fishnets…

No more white tees or tanks under pieces that might be too revealing, Fall 09 will be the return of the fishnets. And I don’t mean the kind hookers wear on their legs,  I mean the long sleeve shirt kind.

Take a look at the Fall 09 show of Nathan Jenden for a take on this trend.

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