To say we have been a little harsh on Agyness Deyn in the past would be a completely safe thing to say, but after last night my view towards her is beginning to come around. When Fashion Indie found out Agyness was doing a DJ set at Plumm night club we knew we had to be there, so we rounded up the troops and headed out to the club. We spent the night eagarly awaiting her arrival as it got later and later. As I headed down the small stairway to the lower part of the club, who do I run into? None other than Agyness Deyn herself, and I will say she was very nice (and pretty) as I said hello and shook her hand. She was dressed very casual wearing a simple pair of jeans and a slightly oversized tee shirt. Yes if you can’t believe you are hearing me complimenting Agyness and her look you are hearing right. But that is enough of being nice. Agyness as a DJ, not so much. She more or less stood there and played a transitionless set of old classics like Michael Jackson and Cyndi Lauper. Just because her boyfriend Anthony Ellis (lead singer of Five O’ Clock Heroes and seen above with Richie Rich) let her sing on one track on his album doesn’t make her a musician or DJ at that. My final words of wisdom to Agyness Deyn, you’re a model not a musician. Get it right.

So we here at Fashion Indie have been making fun of Agyness Deyn for about a week now, and you know what, it doesn’t really get old for me. Agyness was taped singing with Five O’ Clock Heroes this weekend,  and since then she seems to think she is some sort of rockstar. She was recently seen with bruised shins and her ugly hair looking as bad as it usually does. Despite the probable ounce of cocaine in her system, she has nothing in common with any rockstar I have ever met. So with all that being said my three points of advice for her are:

1. Smash that stupid red guitar that you don’t know how to play.
2. Don’t do coke because your a rockstar. Do it because you’re a model.
3. Comb your hair 

I will give her credit on changing her socks though. The red ones are gone and the yellow ones are in. Lets see how long she wears these ones for.