Stomach This: Food Jewelry
Edited by Kirby Marzec
What is worse than your grandmother’s Christmas-tree light up bulb earrings, flashier than Flava Flav’s clock necklace and far more appetizing than McDonald’s six-piece chicken nuggets? Yeah, you got it, food jewelry. Sure, it’s cute when you’re five and wearing a cupcake necklace, but I really question the daring soul who decides to wear a 14-karat gold hamburger necklace pushing $400. Hey, maybe your obsessiion lies in delicious macarons or soft-serve ice cream…but spare the embarrassment, and just go to the nearest deli or Dairy Queen.