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A Bunch of Wooden Shoes

Josh Linam — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:20:54 +0000

Chopped from trees, stripped of bark and whittled into solid, wearable creations – they’ll chafe the Hell out of your feet. Fashion Indie brings you… a bunch of wooden shoes.

Fashionable as some may be, wood shoes are generally better to admire than wear. Top Tip: Whilst placing stylish wood shoes above the mantle, avoid contact with fireplace.

When your feet are on burning after a long day of wood-shoe walking – remember. Only you can prevent forest fires. But never stomp out a fire wearing wood shoes. Aye caramba.

6 Muppet Styles to Tickle Your Snuffaluffagus

Josh Linam — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 20:51:09 +0000

Muppets are leapfrogging out of Sesame Street and into fashion’s bright lights. Kermit, Fozzy, and that other trashy thing with the bushy brows and sharp teeth – they’re all there. We bring you… the 6 most stylish Muppets to ever grace a runway.

You might think runway Muppets lack sophistication, but these fuzzy creations beg to differ. Just please, don’t go sticking your hand up their backside. (Lest you get slapped by a model.)

Freaky Fashion: 6 Anatomy Dresses To Resuscitate Your Style

Josh Linam — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 21:29:50 +0000

The only thing sexier than staring inside someone’s soul – peeking past the epidermis. Here’s a look at six dresses that’ll warm your heart and strike you straight to the core.

Is that a fatty corpuscle?

7 Bangin’ Baby Stilettos by Heelarious

Josh Linam — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 05:02:45 +0000

It’s time for your baby to hike up its Pampers and crawl into fashion’s bright lights. A look at 7 Heelarious stilettos that will soon have your baby suckling fashion’s tasteful teat.

Heelarious lets you school your kid in style straight out th’ womb. Child-approved, they’re made of crib-friendly fabric so your baby won’t have to soak its feet in the tub after a long day in heels. And if you thought things couldn’t get any more cute overload, the first baby stiletto lines were named after the founders’ own little girls.

Pardon me. These baby stilettos got me so excited I think I need to check my diaper.

Chinese Freaky Design

Rebecca Alexander — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:02:48 +0000

Models wear clothes designed by Chinese fashion institute graduates during a fashion show in Beijing, China. The Chinese capital is hosting the 10th China Fashion week which seeks to showcase original design from across a country often criticized for producing cheap copies of designer goods.