So while I spent some quality time on my couch watching daytime TV during Thanksgiving weekend, I randomly found myself watching Full House. Now Full House is just a show stuffed to the gills with trainwrecks, but I couldn’t help but notice how extremely skinny Kimmy Gibbler was. Do I smell a book deal concerning Kimmy’s struggles with weight? We already got Marsha Brady’s tale of how she used to suck Greg Brady’s dick for coke this year, why not another family classic? In attempt to validate my assumption that Kimmy Gibber used to spend her time off camera hugging porcelain, I figured You Tube would be a proper source of information, and this video happened. Now you may have to watch this twice because the first time is just so ridiculous you can’t focus hard enough to count all Kimmy’s ribs. Oh Kimmy Gibbler you were so fashionable! You’re like the poster child for Street Zeroes. For more awesome news on Kimmy Gibbler check out this hilarious story Dlisted posted today!

The kid from A Christmas Story was found leaving a Wal Mart in Williamsburg with this in his hand last week. So hipster!

I seem to have found my other obsession in life, and it seems that all my ranting and raving over laser backgrounds was finally picked up and turned into a blog appropriately named Lasers!. We all know how hipsters love their 80′s and 90′s retro, well they haven’t picked up on this one yet! Lasers can make anything cool. Take for example laser pointers, laser tag and best of all laser light shows. Check out some of the awesome displays of lasers below and on the Lasers! blog and jump on the trend now!

The photographer made him hold his smile so long he developed epilepsy.

Even Uncle Joey from Full House chose the laser background when he got his portrait taken.

Aww Sam Ronson with a side ponytail and a laser background. No wonder she grew up to be a lesbian.

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We all remember little Michelle on Full House, and yes, while she was adorable, you have to admit she was by no means fashionable. Mary-Kate Olsen began to slowly emerge into a gal whose personal style was inscripted in her bones. MK loves trying to be the ultimate fashionista and we have to give some props to her stylist!