Pack On The Gloss, Shed That Flab

Edited by Marissa Moshell, Student

Something about this is just plain odd. Actually, scratch that, everything about this is just plain odd. Fuze has created a lip gloss that is supposed to work as an energy booster and appetite surpressant. Do they know you’re not supposed to eat your makeup? I highly doubt there’s anything that could boost ur energy and surpress your apetitie from a scent, unless it’s horribly gross; and according to fuze, the smacker is supposed to smell like heaven on earth. Hmm, something about this makes me think its a scam. Does anyone actually think their going to dab their lips, pucker up, and loose ten pounds? I don’t think so! Come on guys, you’re smarter than this.