Edited by Kirby Marzec


I could go on for hours, but for the sake of my precious time, I’m going to make this brief. G-Star’s Fall 2010 collection was awful. Ask anyone during Fashion Week how excited they are for the G-Star show and they’ll definitely agree it’s one of the most entertaining productions and well styled shows, even if they’re not crazy about denim and dark utility wear. But despite last night’s packed house, I didn’t see one face at all impressed with this season’s garb. In fact, Carine Roitfeld, Editor-In-Chief of Vogue Paris, was so disgusted that picking her nails seemed a more appropriate use of her time. Even Agyness Deyn couldn’t bare to look as she texted the majority of the show.
So what was so bad about this season’s collection? Well, let’s start with the colors. Rubber-duck yellow, Kermit the Frog green and Gonzo blue. And how about the designs? Toggle ponchos, denim diaper shorts, rain boots and slickers comprised the majority of the collection. Mix the horrendous color choice with the miserable designs and a few cheesy, choreographed poses and it’s plain to see why I had to make a strong drink upon my return home from the show.