Former Project Runway contestant Santino Rice has been pretty busy since the show. He’s been dressing clients, designing cigarette packs for Camel, AND STARRING IN POST APOCALYPTIC GAY ZOMBIE FLICKS!!!!

That’s right kiddies, the fashion world is going gay-for-pay and Santino Rice is leading the way.

In a turn of events that can only happen in Los Angeles, the designer of one of the tackiest Project Runway collections in history is playing a homeless drifter in a movie filled with blood, boners and flesh raping zombies. According to Santino, he doesn’t have a sex scene in the film, but his bio on the films website which lists the designer as “bisexual” suggests otherwise.

Eitherway, Santino isn’t the only fashion type who makes an appearance. Madonna’s former lover/designer/antimodel Tony Ward also makes an appearance.

I’d be slightly tempted to see this if he just imitates Tim Gunn throughout the whole thing…

We’ve got photos from his guest spot in the gay film by director Bruce LaBruce and you can check out his bio on LAZombie.com.

There’s no question who’s the blushing bride in this relationship. His weave is so luxurious.

Adidas latest attempt to penetrate the balloon knot of the gay male consumer market has led them to produce American Apparel worthy porn.

This latest spread/ad features Tim Roders, wearing nothing but his Adidas trainers. Wonder if they plan to shoot a similar campaign for those of us not into anal delights?

“Holy Sky High Stilettos Batman!!! It’s The League of Extraordinarily Overstyled Gentlegays. Call Commissioner Gordon, that Margiela Sample Sale will be under attack today!!!”

From left to right

BUTCH AIKEN a.k.a. BICURIOUS

When the US government jetisoned a giant trash heap of never purchased issues of Details Magazine into space, no one assumed they’d ever reenter earth’s atmosphere as a giant flaming gaytorite, especially not Butch Aiken. The Ohio teen came face to face with the powerful gaytorite one fateful evening while leaving his on again/off again friends with benefit Stellas house (more on her later). Gifted with the amazing ability to steal his girlfriends clothes and “work”a manbag, BICURIOUS is the ever fierce but always questionable member of the League of Extraodinarily Overstyled Gentlegays.

KARMEN GREY a.k.a. TWINKLE

A 48 year old mad stylist with the face of an infant, Karmen was gifted with perpetual youth while working the shoot of legendary snap jockey CoCo Le Farge. While shooting an Arabian scene, Karmen “unintentially” rubbed the nub of the ancient photographer releasing a magical genie that granted him one singular wish. The man asked for eternal youth and now he looks like that kid from Home Alone. No real powers but he gets carded everywhere he goes.

LEPIDIS JONES a.k.a. THE INCREDIBLE CHUNK

After spending years extreme dieting (eating laxatives and vomiting), Lepidis discovered an incredible inability to loose that last 10 pounds that would render his face thin and his belly small. He uses his extra girth to push out waify socials from front row seats at fashion week and complains daily about how fat he is and how thin everyone else is, thereby making everyone around him feel a little bit better about themselves.

STELLA MESSING a.k.a. FAG HAG

Realizing that she would never find anyone who could “understand” her as well friend with benefits, Butch Aiken, Stella left her job at Kohl’s to follow the transformed Bicurious and become an honorary member of the League. She has the amazing ability to not realize when the gays are being sarcastic to her and can look “frumpy” no matter what she wears.

DAVID JANIS a.k.a. NIGHT SHADE

Half Man, Half Gayday, Night Shade uses his incredible cybernetic glasses to quickly identify runway pieces on the street, spot suitable man meat, and totally know when someone actually has a good body or is just sucking in his gut to appear like he’s skinny. A bit of a loner, Night Shade only joined the League in a failed attempt to get into Bicurious’ pants. He can normally be found at fashion week afterparties… with his shades set to stunning!!!

LINKAGE: THE WATCHMEN//

I know we’re totally on the late train with this one, but I just spotted this gay version of the Levi’s commercial in which the dude pulls up his pants and causes a couple million in property damage. I think it’s smart that they made a gay version of this ad, but think its funny they used the same model for both. Does this mean that Levi’s is the official jean of bisexuals everywhere?

Here’s the straight version of the video for those who don’t remember…

On a sidenote, the gay version has more Youtube views. Very, very curious…