Do you know who invented Rihanna’s iconic haircut, “The Firefly”? Patrick Melville, renowned specialist in high fashion chic and red carpet glamour, did. This really comes as no surprise if one considers his track record. Patrick got his training in London while working for British Vogue and, from there, he went on to have his work immortalized by the lenses of Patrick Demarchelier, Gilles Bensimon, and Kurt Marcus (among others) for the pages of W, Vogue, Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, and many more. Success is a stressful thing, but instead of taking a spa-cation, in 2007 Patrick opened The Patrick Melville Salon and Spa at The Sports Club/LA, the internationally reputed sports and fitness complex at Rockefeller Center. His sleek venue quickly became a top beauty destination, as it features all the amenities of a world-class spa—from luxury manicure and pedicures, to acupuncture as well as organic body and hair treatments—along with superb hair cutting and a full-service color bar. So if you were looking for a place to get your do done for those upcoming festivities, this would be it. Should you be unable to make the trip to Rockefeller Center, however, then check out these five practical holiday hairstyles from Patrick.

When I walked in, Karen Desouza was clad in itty-bitty rolled over blue piercing gym shorts and torn fishnet… everywhere. And she was getting it on a fitness ball with the smoking hot Ben Bellucci in black swishy pants and nothing else. While Karen and Ben stood, limbs entwining in some tantric sex-fighting charade, the venerable Gilles Bensimon sat low on his stool announcing direction to the sounds of Aerosmith’s Love in an Elevator: “Extend your back leg.” “Strong hands.” “Chin down.” “Chin down.”

In the back end, another model, Allison Meiresonne is in prep. Makeup artist Dana James is responsible for the flawlessly blocked gym ready skin. Since the clothes are super basic, hair and makeup needed to be insane, yet purposefully proactive like the clothing itself. Thus, she shaded the eyes smoky with Smashbox shadow and airbrushed on the line of blinding color.Up top, Damon Alfonso worked the hair, teasing it huge like she’s been windblown on a treadmill for an hour followed by tai chi with a hot instructor.

Blonde beauty Alison arrives from the abyss ready and dressed for a jog in heels. And it’s war. I had just heard her say during the ready process that she wasn’t feeling sexy with the types of songs Gilles was playing. And if she was to look her damn sexiest, it had better change. Whelllll then. I gingerly pass along word to the people in charge, and they recommend I put on some different music. But then I turn to the owner of the iPhone connected to the speaker. It was Gilles’ assistant. When I mentioned a music change, she glared slightly and told me that “Gilles will not shoot to their music.” Okay. Might have just stepped on a toe or three. Time to step away from this situation and let it play out as it may. They switched to Karen’s iPod for approximately three down ass workout worthy rap songs when it was switched back to Gilles more rockin’ repertoire. Lesson learned. If you’re Gilles Bensimon, your needs outweigh that of the models.

Back to the visuals now. Place a plaited rope between two models and watch the battle go down. Sam shows them where to stand.

No, this is where it needs to be. Gilles explains just how much space he needs between them for spatial perfection.

And PULL.

Stylist duty calls. Time for Sam to fix a shoe.

Now here’s where my genius kicks in. I’m looking at this scenario in front of me, and Ben is in a shirt. Now, the shirt has to stay in the shot because it is after all a shoot for Equinox’s new line of clothing. But those abs! We daren’t shield them from vision! The wheels in my brain are cranking and turning, so I nudge Sam and say, “What if the girls were tearing off his shirt…..”

Done and DONE. Sam shows the girls how it’s done.

Yes. PERFECT. Brilliant.

Okay, wardrobe change. This could be a bit tricky. Seeing as Sam used a fishnet sock as Karen’s top for the first take, we may be facing a challenge. Equinox has amazing workout gear, engineered specifically to breathe in certain curves along the body, and look super fly for an actual gym sesh. However, at this photo shoot, the selection is a touch slim. Though actually not slim enough for Karen – the tight stretch tank is actually slightly baggy on her. So we play. Yes, ropes quite rightly work as a top, when strategically censoring.

Next shot: Ben in the middle, ladies – fight over him. Go!

Hmm, no that’s not quite enough. And though it would seem like it in the picture above, this was not the model’s brilliant idea: “Let’s get out that elastic band and tie him up in the middle. The two girls can pull on the band and fight over him that way.” It was not mine either, but not surprisingly it was Creative Director Bianca Kosoy that thought of this dynamite pose. There was only one snag – the elastic band had gone missing! So we searched, and I swear it was no where. Almost the entire crew and I looked up and down, under every jacket, every article of clothing, by the other gym equipment, around Gille’s dog (maybe it had become a chew toy?), maybe the front desk dude saw it just walk out?? NO! I couldn’t find it.

I finally gave up, and walked back into the thick of the shoot and there Sam was… with the elastic band slung around her neck. WHEW! Thank GAGA someone had found it.

Because if they hadn’t, this could never have happened:

Wait. TIME OUT! Dana needs to reapply the sweat. She’s been lathering up the models with this glycerin/acetone potion that reads like beads of sweat on the skin. Best. Job. Ever.

From before – can’t hold out on you. Even Karen can’t help but smirk.

Sam Lim is now on constant style watch for that top she tied herself. Needs a quick fix.

AND WORK IT. This is how Gilles Bensimon does it.

It’s a WRAP!

Photos by Jessica Lapidos

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