Gilt. The Online Sample Sale Site for Luxe Lumberjacks, Axe Murders and Patrick Bateman

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Wondering where that sexy dude finance guy who’s currently chopping you up got his axe in a Gucci tuxedo? Look no further than Gilt.com.

That’s right. Gilt is now carrying Best Made Company Axe’s. Their justification for selling the worlds most luxurious axe to downtown business men below…

“Your lifestyle may not include many activities that require the use of an ax (apologies to the urban woodsmen out there), but once you see the gorgeously worked axes by Best Made Company, there’s a good chance you’ll be coveting one of their limited-edition designs. Our sale has stripey options in classic forest green, bright lemon yellow, and more—in addition to accessories that (naturally) include a leather back sling so you can tote your ax wherever you go.”

“Wherever you go”?!? Who the fuck goes to places where a tree needs cutting?

Who ever buys an axe at a discount is obviously looking to do some damage.

I’m hoping the FBI is currently tracking people on GILT like they’re tracking us on Facebook.

Fortunately, Gilt is also selling a Rape Whistle and a First Aid Kit in the same lot. Never know when you might need either.

Guess which one was sold out…

‘Expo 2010′ A Benefit Fashion Show By NYU Students

Edited by Annabelle Cheesecake, Parisian Princess

Last Friday, the Fashion Indie crew attended the benefit fashion show “EXPO 2010″ at New York University. For the second consecutive year, EXPO will be donating all proceeds to Room to Read, an organization which provides children in developing countries with libraries and the funding necessary to receive a quality education.

Today on Gilt: Converse by John Varvatos, John Hardy, Gryphon and Coye Nokes

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Also: Bally, Dana Davis and The Generic Man Shoes, Jewelry by Gemma Redux and Jennifer Rose. All sales start at noon, click here to join.

Today on Gilt: LnA, Emanuel Ungaro, Christian Lacroix, Bric’s Luggage,

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Also: Bensoni, Jewelry by Coralia Leets. All sales start at noon, click here to join.

Today on Gilt: Runway Bride: Angel Sanchez, Morgane Le Fay, Carolina Herrera

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And for the bridesmaid:  Thread, Amsale and Vera Wang Lavender, along with BluePrintCleanse. All sales start at noon, click here to join.

Today on Gilt: Twinkle by Wenlan, Skagen Watches, Cole Haan Shoes, Cole Haan Handbags

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Also Ali Ro, Tucker, Jewelry by Fiona Paxton and Page Sargisson. All sales start today at noon.  Click here to join.

GILTY PLEASURE: Walter & Free People for 70% Off

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Walter and Free People are currently unloading some highly covetable goodies on the masses. Check out the sale now on Gilt. Click Here to Join.

Holiday Gold Rush on Gilt

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HOLIDAY GOLD RUSH ON GILT: Forget about waiting on lines, sifting through racks and stressing about finding the perfect present. Gilt has your gifts this season, and LOTS of them. Our virtual doors never close, so you can shop around the clock. And if you need a last-minute gift guaranteed to get there on time, send your friend a Gilt e-gift card — it’s always in style. Shop on Gilt this holiday and give luxury without limits to the people you love.

YOU’RE INVITED

ONLINE SALE: Gilt Groups 90% Off Sale TODAY AT NOON

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Gilt Group is hosting a massive 90% off sale and we’ve got your invite to shop. Alexander McQueen, Marc Jacobs, Catherine Malandrino, Rebecca Taylor, Peter Som and 7 for All Mankind all at massive savings.

CLICK HERE TO JOIN GILT

ONLINE SALES: Today on Gilt; Thom Browne, Alice & Olivia, Oliver Peoples

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Plus Christian Lacroix, Diamonds by Erickson Beamon, Mosely Tribes and more.

Head to Gilt Groupe for at 12:00 for the sale.