Being exposed, first hand, to all the glorious fashions from runway shows and editorials, one would think that models would steal the the best dressed award on last night’s Met Gala red carpet. While Chanel Iman, in her stunning Zac Posen dress, was a show stopping attendee, Shalom Harlow looked rather homeless and out of place in her crumpled, Gareth Pugh-ish garbage bag. Brooke Shields looked like a mermaid body builder. Agyness Deyn was an over-bronzed transvestite. Brooklyn Decker rocked out a Mary-Kate worthy outfit. All in all, the model fashion was skewed across the board. Tsk tsk…I expected big things from such fashion relatives. 

GALLERY: Models At The Met 

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Gisele and Senor Looks Bad With Slicked Hair just got married in Malibu. One hour after he found out she was pregnant. Two hours later he ditched her ass and started shacking up with [insert random name of anyone else who isn't pregnant here].  Three hours later Gisele and Brigitte Monahan signing on with E! for a new reality series called “Brady’s Bastards”.   Look for it to air right after “Sunset Tan” on Monday nights.

LINKAGE: Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Get Married

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Giselle Bundchen poses for GQ magazines July issue. I don’t know what it is but something about chicks in mens underwear is just so flipping sexy. The tank top and Calvins scream something naughty yet cute, like Cameron Diaz in Charlies Angels where she dances around Spiderman Underoos.

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