We first got on the site and chose between prescription glasses and sunglasses. Being a bit skeptical about ordering prescription ready glasses off a website with no consultation seemed a bit fishy…so of course we went for that option.

We picked out the most hipster looking pair and proceeded to the BonLook Virtual Try On application.  The app allows your computer’s camera to take a snap of your face (or you can upload a photo) and actually places their glasses on you! It shows how they fit and then pin points the exact measurements of your pupils so the prescription lenses are perfectly placed.  Their direct to manufacturer relationship gets you uber high quality frames at killer prices (we’re talking some at under $100!), so we got these at an absolute steal.  A couple clicks later and this pair of stunners showed up at our door. You’re welcome kids, buying eyewear just got easier.

Wanna know more about how I picked out these frames? Tweet me @iamsamlim. 

FREEWATERS

Problem: Over 3,000,000 people die every year from unsafe water, most under the age of 5. That’s more than die from war annually.

Mission: Your new expertly innovated flip flops = one year of clean drinking water for an individual in a poverty stricken rural community.

WARBY PARKER

Problem: 1. Glasses are way too expensive. 2. One billion people don’t have access to glasses. That means 15% of the world is unable to work and learn effectively because they cannot see clearly.

Mission: Buy a pair of vintage inspired glasses for $95, they give a pair to someone in need.

TOMS

Problem: Hundreds of millions of children are at risk of contracting STDs (soil transmitted diseases) from volcanic and chemically contaminated soil. These diseases are 100% preventable by wearing shoes.

Mission: For every pair of shoes you buy, they give a pair to a child in need. And they don’t stop giving after that child outgrows them.

SUR EVOLUTION

Problem: Artisans across the world do not have a proper marketplace for their work, and thus are living in poverty.

Mission: Empower artisans by selling their products at fair trade prices, using sustainable materials and, respecting nature and cultures.

ORGANIC SURGE

Problem: 1. Our toiletries contain a staggering amount of harsh chemicals. 2. There are a staggering number of children in Africa living in poverty.

Mission: Proceeds from range of chemical-free beauty products goes to providing emotional and financial aid to vulnerable children in Africa.

With all the fashion going on we have our homework cut out for us …so much to review so little time (until the next season). So now all we need is a cute pair of glasses to start studying all the clothes of the future. Let’s embrace our inner McLovin with these so-geeky four-eyed accessories.

So want these shades right now.

They are uneven, asymmetrical genius glasses that properly reflect my view of the world, just a little bit off.

Plus they come in happy world colors.

You can get them here.

Craig from South Park back in 2003 in the South Park is Gay Queer Eye Spoof

Kanye West now.

Yes, Kanye West is the gay kid from South Park which means that anyone wearing these shades is also gay.  You got that you fucking copy cat hipsters. It’s not ironic or cool, it’s down right queer. If you are queer knock yourself out, Kanye has. If you aren’t, expect everyone to think you are bitches.

PS. Kanye’s partnered with Ksubi to make more fun for the boys glasses for his line Pastelle.  So watch for them. Where them. And get called out.