Okay, so based off the preview, I might just have to go see this movie which, wait for it, WAS DIRECTED BY MADONNA!!! Yeah, I know, the bitch must really love stepping on the balls of Guy Richie.

Fortunately, it looks like Madonna doesn’t actually act in the film, so we may all be spared the material girls Sharon Stoned like mug for an hour and thirty. Of course, you can’t escape indie Eugene Hütz and his very signature, quickly becoming over, mustachio.