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Hannah’s Got A Brand New Rag! Get A Rope!

Indies,  I hate wigs that look like wigs and so does sweet Jesus………..no really he does,  he told me so during a 3 way with Oprah back in June when she put Gayle on a 3 week speaking probation.  Now with Mickey’s meth habit and Daffy Duck addicted to the nickel slots,  I didn’t know there was money in the budget for new wigs and bowel churning wardrobe for .  Clearly there wasn’t any in the budget for her shadow,  Lilly, thang had to fend for herself.  How sad that she looks like that lady on the subway rockin’ the unnaturally shiny,  polyesther/asbestos blend, dollar store headbush.  Meanwhile that scene stealer Hannah gets something glamorous from the RuPaul headgear collection,  SKANCH!
Now I know you Indies are saying to yourselves, “What in the pre-pubescant,  semi virginal HAIL is Z’maji writing about ‘Hanner Moltanner’ for?  We should kill him?”.  Now before you tar & feather me and make me wear gouchos and man-clogs,  I should tell you isn’t just for tween white girls in middle America,  it’s also geared toward twenty-something urban,  black men that love a good sing along and over bearing stage fathers.  They don’t say it but I know it is…………….I just know it is *crosses fingers*
- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO
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Cory Kennedy Isn’t The Only One Sleeping Her Way To The Top

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Well if modeling for a joke of a company like wasn’t enough, here are a few more reasons why Justin Gatson is a douche bag. He’s twenty years old and is dating a fifteen year old. The fifteen year old he is dating is . He lacks any form of education or smarts (refer to video). I could go on for days, but I don’t want to make him feel special. Regardless, the douche of the year was given the chance to walk the runway for  during LA Fashion Week. Of course this was after Miley, her Mom, and the rest of her family performed numerous hours worth the sexual favors for . Then to top it off, he further aids the stereotype of all models being stupid by doing an interview and sounding like an inbred short bus kid. This is what happens when no name D-listers try to move their way up the social ladder. , move back to Middle America and disappear again please.

Thanks Just Jared

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Activists Bash Madonna’s Shoe Choice

This is a stickup! Nobody wear gun heeled shoes and nobody gets publicly bashed! It seems to me that anti-violence groups are really cracking down on celebrities who flaunt even the tiniest amount of violent connotation. With the recent crackdown on M.I.A’s song “,” disallowing the gun bangs and clicks to be aired on the radio and now a British anti-violence group marking ’s footwear as “uncaring,” I don’t know where the line begins or ends! 

wore these killer (literally?) gun heels to the screening of her film Monday night. These platforms were the spotlight for ’s 2009 Resort collection. But don’t jump the gun now, , from said:

“I am horrified that can see these shoes as fashion. Celebrities have a massive part to play and an icon like should have more sense.”

I really think these heels are more of a fashion statement and less of a violence marketing campaign. And seriously, when was the last time you heard an 8-year-old say that was their idol? Now, if was rocking the gun heels, then we would have some problems…

 

 

 

Thanks NY Mag!

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The Bashed: Last Night’s Project Runway

Is it just me, or are the producers of Project Runway Season 5 really scrambling for for creative challenges these days?  Wednesday nights used to mean an hour of neck to neck fashion design, but now, having sat through challenges for drag queens and designs made of car parts, I am reluctant to even turn on the television. Really people, this isn’t fashion design. This is a contest to see who smoked so much weed in high school that they have the ability to make garments out of used tires and table cloths. 

And last nights episode just put the cherry on top of an awful season. Not only did designers have to create outfits inspired by different music genres, they had to design it for a fellow competitor! You call that a challenge? They didn’t even have to take the other designers style or preferences into consideration! Basically, the challenge was to create a music inspired Halloween costume for someone who isn’t a 00. Let’s take a look how the garments turned out:

’s punk rock design for had him looking like he got stuck in the washing machine. Bleached jeans. Chains. Sideways studded belt. Torn strips on a shirt. This is what you need to win? looks like a tool…and a woman.

’s hip-hop design for Leanne looked like clothes for one of those borderline slutty, pathetic dolls. Those have got to be the most unflattering pants I’ve ever seen…and what’s with the 80’s print shirt? Personally, I think little Miss Bitch and Moan should have gone home last night. 

Uhh, so did decide to skip the rock and roll designing and send straight onto the runway? This looks like something he would wear on a daily basis (minus the ridiculous head pieces or military hats). And those pants…a bit too tight. Those of us who watched last night got a zoom-in on ’s family jewels. 

My props to who had to design around ’s trunk junk, but if it weren’t for plaid, I wouldn’t have known this was a country inspired design. Anyone else notice the pucker of fabric in ’s crotch?

’s pop design for wasn’t trashy, but it sure as hell wasn’t flattering. looked like a slightly sexed up version of with silver cups over her AA sized boobs. Really, I could find this exact outfit at in the clearance section. 

Anyone else miss or just as much as I do? At least they were talented. So long . Your awful blue mohawk and irregular third-person commentary were fun while they lasted. Here’s to you Corey…

This is what love looks like.

 

Thanks for the photos BRAVO TV!

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Style Icons: Georgia May Jagger

 

At the tender age of 16, has already found herself sitting front row at some of the biggest shows during London Fashion Week. I will tip my hat to this young lady, she knows how to dress. With a trendy father like Mick however, I guess it’s pretty easy. Georgia has already signed a major deal with the top modeling agency in London, and will only further develop into the style icon I foresee her becoming. So for all you little teens out their, burn your posters, Wal Mart collection, and albums and jump on this bad girl bandwagon!

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