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TWITS: Miley Cyrus Gets Her Nose Pierced

Hillary Frazier — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:36:49 +0000

In case you care, and also don’t follow Miley Cyrus on twitter, she got her nose pierced. I’m not really sure how, because you have to be 18 to do so and she is not yet legal, but maybe mommy dearest let her little girl put a hole in her face? Comments are roaring via her twitpic over the piercing, but Hannah Montana has yet to comment back. Also, as D-listed also said, WTF is up with her hairline?

SOURCE: D-listed

IM OVER IT: Gossip Girls And Boys Making Shitty Music

Corey Moran — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:00:10 +0000

We’ll start at the root of the problem, Ed Westwick. Ed has a band called The Filthy Youth that he has put on hold to finish up with Gossip Girl. If you’re putting your so called “punk” band on hold to shoot a show called Gossip Girl, you shouldn’t be in a punk band. Not to mention the band really isn’t good. Don’t believe me? Check out their MySpace.

Next up Taylor Momsen. Trying to follow suit with Ed Westwick, she started a grunge inspired band called The Reckless that also isn’t good. Her bandmates suck, she’s awkward on stage, and there is a reason she got cut from being Hannah Montana back in the day, because she can’t really sing. I’ve listened to her songs over and over, and she sings in a monotoned voice. The point of grunge music is to scream and squeel, and while she tries she doesn’t succeed. If she really wants to start a band maybe something the in light of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs would be a bit more appropriate. Taylor has the look, she just needs the material to back it up.

And finally there’s Leighton Meester. Much to my suprise, B can sing (but then again so can anyone with auto tune)! Never the less, Leighton has by far the superior voice to the prior two, but again I don’t know where her intentions are with music. She chose to do her major debut doing guest vocals for the hipster dance wannabe’s Cobra Starship, but I’m interested in seeing where her career takes her. She belongs in pop music for sure.

For all these aspiring rock stars, maybe their music should remain a hobby. They will forever be cast in the shadow of their Gossip Girl Upper East Sider shadows. Not to mention, I thought that Jennifer Love Hewitt proved to world that sitcom stars can’t become triple threats (not since Jared Leto I guess, but look at him now!).

Here’s a video of the Cobra Starship song that Leighton is featured on. This isn’t the actual video, but that kid really sums up my point that Leighton picked the wrong song to debut on:

Celebrities on location for "Gossip Girl" in the East Village.

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Pictured: Taylor Momsen

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WTF!?! Hannah Montana #fashionfail

Zmaji Robinson — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:26:08 +0000

Since the new Hannah Montana movie made $34 million at the box office, it’s safe to say that her fan base of sugar high, musty young girls and horny, greasy palmed, lurkin’n'lonely old men couldn’t have given a hot colonic about the tragedy she unleashed at the actual premiere. There’s a stylist somewhere that deserves a glass of hot piss to the face for makig a lovely girl look like Penthouse ‘Hoe Dealin Of The Month’. Now no one told me Hannah Montana was going into porn! I mean, is this a showing for a Disney film or did we make a wrong turn and end up at a Jenna Jameson 4 hour featurette. I bet that dress comes with secret pocket filled with complimentary birth control snackin pills and flavored sugar free sexin rubbers. I mean it’s a Missoni, so I guess I should like it but for some reason I have the strong urge to tear up my mama’s house robe and make an attempt at couture, I mean a hoe rag……………and……………….and are those…………………are those Payless shoes?!?! Oh, the WHOREmanity! Miley is too cute to be lookin like someone’s weekend tasty treatz!

Oh Miley m’dear, please just don’t shave your head and attack yo baby daddy SUV with an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh!

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

WTF!?! Pink #fashionfail

Kirby Marzec — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:57:50 +0000

I’ve seen some bad concert attire in my day, but Pink’s current show garb is some of the worst to date. I’m all for the outfits matching the album theme (Britney Spears current Circus tour), but this is taking the rocker vibe in the wrong direction. Pink might be a self proclaimed “rock-star” but she’s looking a bit more like a porn-star and a transvestite. Sure, there are different types of rocker looks (KISS, Ozzy Osbourne, Aerosmith and Hannah Montana to name a few), but I’m thinking some midriff bearing top, leather hip huggers and a studded platforms would have been the wiser choice.

Thanks Hollywoodtuna!

Hannah’s Got A Brand New Rag! Get A Rope!

Zmaji Robinson — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:27:35 +0000

Indies, I hate wigs that look like wigs and so does sweet Jesus………..no really he does, he told me so during a 3 way with Oprah back in June when she put Gayle on a 3 week speaking probation. Now with Mickey’s meth habit and Daffy Duck addicted to the nickel slots, I didn’t know there was money in the budget for new wigs and bowel churning wardrobe for Hannah Montana. Clearly there wasn’t any in the budget for her shadow, Lilly, thang had to fend for herself. How sad that she looks like that lady on the subway rockin’ the unnaturally shiny, polyesther/asbestos blend, dollar store headbush. Meanwhile that scene stealer Hannah gets something glamorous from the RuPaul headgear collection, SKANCH!

Now I know you Indies are saying to yourselves, “What in the pre-pubescant, semi virginal HAIL is Z’maji writing about ‘Hanner Moltanner’ for? We should kill him?”. Now before you tar & feather me and make me wear gouchos and man-clogs, I should tell you Hannah Montana isn’t just for tween white girls in middle America, it’s also geared toward twenty-something urban, black men that love a good sing along and over bearing stage fathers. They don’t say it but I know it is…………….I just know it is *crosses fingers*

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Singer Miley Cyrus poses with Mickey Mouse at the "Mileyï¿½ï¿½ï¿½s Sweet 16 Share the Celebration" party at Disneyland in Anaheim, California October 5, 2008. Cyrus, who portrays Hannah Montana in the Disney television series, celebrated her 16th birthday. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES)

Cory Kennedy Isn’t The Only One Sleeping Her Way To The Top

Corey Moran — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:47:45 +0000

Well if modeling for a joke of a company like Christian Audigier wasn’t enough, here are a few more reasons why Justin Gatson is a douche bag. He’s twenty years old and is dating a fifteen year old. The fifteen year old he is dating is Hannah Montana. He lacks any form of education or smarts (refer to video). I could go on for days, but I don’t want to make him feel special. Regardless, the douche of the year was given the chance to walk the runway for Christian Audigier during LA Fashion Week. Of course this was after Miley, her Mom, and the rest of her family performed numerous hours worth the sexual favors for Christian Audigier. Then to top it off, he further aids the stereotype of all models being stupid by doing an interview and sounding like an inbred short bus kid. This is what happens when no name D-listers try to move their way up the social ladder. Justin Gaston, move back to Middle America and disappear again please.

Thanks Just Jared

Activists Bash Madonna’s Shoe Choice

Kirby Marzec — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:00:10 +0000

This is a stickup! Nobody wear gun heeled shoes and nobody gets publicly bashed! It seems to me that anti-violence groups are really cracking down on celebrities who flaunt even the tiniest amount of violent connotation. With the recent FCC crackdown on M.I.A’s song “Paper Planes,” disallowing the gun bangs and clicks to be aired on the radio and now a British anti-violence group marking Madonna’s footwear as “uncaring,” I don’t know where the line begins or ends!

Madonna wore these killer (literally?) gun heels to the screening of her film Filth and Wisdom Monday night. These platforms were the spotlight for Karl Lagerfeld’s Chanel 2009 Resort collection. But don’t jump the gun now, Lyn Costello, from Mothers Against Murder And Aggression said:

“I am horrified that Madonna can see these shoes as fashion. Celebrities have a massive part to play and an icon like Madonna should have more sense.”

I really think these heels are more of a fashion statement and less of a violence marketing campaign. And seriously, when was the last time you heard an 8-year-old say that Madonna was their idol? Now, if Hannah Montana was rocking the gun heels, then we would have some problems…

Thanks NY Mag!

The Bashed: Last Night’s Project Runway

Kirby Marzec — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:00:08 +0000

Is it just me, or are the producers of Project Runway Season 5 really scrambling for for creative challenges these days? Wednesday nights used to mean an hour of neck to neck fashion design, but now, having sat through challenges for drag queens and designs made of car parts, I am reluctant to even turn on the television. Really people, this isn’t fashion design. This is a contest to see who smoked so much weed in high school that they have the ability to make garments out of used tires and table cloths.

And last nights episode just put the cherry on top of an awful season. Not only did designers have to create outfits inspired by different music genres, they had to design it for a fellow competitor! You call that a challenge? They didn’t even have to take the other designers style or preferences into consideration! Basically, the challenge was to create a music inspired Halloween costume for someone who isn’t a 00. Let’s take a look how the garments turned out:

Korto’s punk rock design for Suede had him looking like he got stuck in the washing machine. Bleached jeans. Chains. Sideways studded belt. Torn strips on a shirt. This is what you need to win? Suede looks like a tool…and a woman.

Kenley’s hip-hop design for Leanne looked like clothes for one of those borderline slutty, pathetic Bratz dolls. Those have got to be the most unflattering pants I’ve ever seen…and what’s with the 80′s print shirt? Personally, I think little Miss Bitch and Moan should have gone home last night.

Uhh, so did Suede decide to skip the rock and roll designing and send Jerell straight onto the runway? This looks like something he would wear on a daily basis (minus the ridiculous head pieces or military hats). And those pants…a bit too tight. Those of us who watched last night got a zoom-in on Jerell’s family jewels.

My props to Leanna who had to design around Korto’s trunk junk, but if it weren’t for plaid, I wouldn’t have known this was a country inspired design. Anyone else notice the pucker of fabric in Korto’s crotch?

Jerell’s pop design for Kenley wasn’t trashy, but it sure as hell wasn’t flattering. Kenley looked like a slightly sexed up version of Hannah Montana with silver cups over her AA sized boobs. Really, I could find this exact outfit at Party City in the clearance section.

Anyone else miss Christian Siriano or Jeffrey Sebelia just as much as I do? At least they were talented. So long Suede. Your awful blue mohawk and irregular third-person commentary were fun while they lasted. Here’s to you Corey…

This is what love looks like.

Thanks for the photos BRAVO TV!

Style Icons: Georgia May Jagger

Corey Moran — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:00:20 +0000

At the tender age of 16, Georgia May Jagger has already found herself sitting front row at some of the biggest shows during London Fashion Week. I will tip my hat to this young lady, she knows how to dress. With a trendy father like Mick however, I guess it’s pretty easy. Georgia has already signed a major deal with the top modeling agency in London, and will only further develop into the style icon I foresee her becoming. So for all you little teens out their, burn your Hannah Montana posters, Wal Mart collection, and albums and jump on this bad girl bandwagon!