It's a jungle out there at the tracks. Let 'em know your bets are wild, and you're in for the win. (But really, you're in for the inspiration to wear such a hat).

Roses are ready to place a giant bet on the winning horse and this NYC milliner.

One of Alexander McQueen's favorites, he's the famed milliner who made over 30 hats for the Royal Wedding. We can only wait to see how many heads he'll dress for the Derby.

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Also one of McQueen's go-to hat makers, Stephen Jones will send you to Kentucky with flowers in your hair.

Sydney based milliner Kwok uses an exceptional silk/straw to mold the chicest conversation pieces. She's a nose ahead in the race.

Slightly subdued, Huey's hats are grandiose in their simplicity.

arrive at the World Premiere of Sex And The City held at the Odeon Leicester Square on May 12, 2008 in London, England.

Kentucky Derby from Left to right:

Emilio de la Morena: Though straight in the skirt, the color palette and fit politely shout derby. Deanna Gibbons: This holy hat comes in a pastel orange that looks bred for the races.

Suzannah: Bouquets of flowers adorn this dress like the winning racehorse.  H&M provides a floppy sunhat for just $6.99.

Coast Stores: Subtle pink stripes won’t distract any horses, but the Luxury Diva in you will hypnotize with concentric black and white circles on the brim.

Nomad: Vintage inspired, fair trade, and lacy, this dipped ombré, this dress lives like a southern lady. Lauren by Ralph Lauren builds a straw hat ready for the race.

Victoria Beckham: Elegant white with strapless detail is Kentucky Derby worthy. Missoni: These wild colors are a bit bold for the derby, but paired with white, it rises to its own potential. (personal favorite)

Nina Ricci: Tiered and muted pastel, this dress is a demure yet playful choice. Eugenia Kim: The honey color adds dimension to an overtaking structure. The black fabric gives stability and punch.

Priestley’s Vintage: The hidden tree pattern flows along this finely shaped dress. Kaliko: The dress deserves a fascinator. This one flourishes with height.

The inspiration comes from both the royal men at the men and the Fall 2011 collection of the Alexander McQueen label.

This look is not that hard to achieve since military is a trend that is always somehow weaved into menswear. (Everyone love a man in uniform right?) As far as the outfit it is most a few key piece and perhaps a few props just to add a little pomp and circumstance.

Military styled jackets are usually in every designer’s mens coats but this Balmain double-breasted blazer is a great one and even come with its own emblem attached.A simple shoe is best when dealing with high-class affairs and Gucci does it right with this classic lace up.

Feel free to be a little costume-y when it comes down to accessories. Royalty has no problem wearing their traditional garments out and about even though to many they look a bit ridiculous. This is why you can buy a chauffeur’s hat and act like it was handed down to you for generation. And for the watch bling it’s all about Glam Rock.

A burst of feathers falls daintily about her hair.

Whimsical and standing hall, she plays matchmaker to lavender.

Wide brimmed and plumed, it’s tilted at the perfect angle for a one-sided privacy shield.

Kate wears her heart on her hat.

Feathered and bejeweled, this topper is small yet mighty.

Inside out, brim spreading from within, the feathers curl from the depths of the fold.

Winter flashback to Kate’s tall Russian fur.

Tiny twists of woven hat sit jauntily with sprouting plumage.

Mysteriously veiled, curiously bowed.

Oh, howdy! Didn’t expect this. But she’s working it, and probably in some back country.

Now, Kate Middleton is just at the beginning of her experimental hat phase; she has a lifetime of royalty to further explore. She’s making great headway (pardon the pun), but she’s got a tremendous deal to live up to. There must be nothing quite like having to live in the shadows of Princess Diana and Queen Elizabeth.

ASCOT, UNITED KINGDOM - JUNE 17: Queen Elizabeth II attends Royal Ascot Ladies Day on June 17, 2010 in Ascot, England. (Photo by Stuart Wilson/Getty Images)

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - AUGUST 14: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 48 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Kate Middleton attends the wedding of Nicholas van Cutsem and Alice Hadden-Paton at The Guards Chapel, Wellington Barracks on August 14, 2009 in London, England. (Photo by Indigo/Getty Images)

Classic Marylin

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Fly Face

Layered Cake

Starship Enterprise

Surf’s Up

Pollen

Hula

Funky Floral

Amen Sister

1. Spying on your man in church. You never know when pulling a Carrie Bradshaw and spying on your own Mister Big is going to take you into God’s house. Make sure you’re prepared with wrist gloves and a Sunday hat that will knock his mother off her pew. For a colorful, sophisticated look, try Linea Large Brim Spikey Feather Hat, Nordstrom ‘Drama’ Wide Brim Straw Hat and Kaliko Bright Pink Straw Bow Hat.

2. Cruising on a doomed ship. Vacationers on the Titanic didn’t know about their impending fate, so they were all riding the fabulous high horse. But you don’t need to choose a sinking ship to look as remarkable as they because these fine boating hats will do just fine. For a more traditional look, try the Linea Stripe Bow Tilted Hat or John Lewis Women Stripe Floppy Hat with Bow. If you want a modern take for your summer boating adventures, Vans I’m on a Boat Straw Boater and Eugenia Kim Honey Striped Toyo Sun Hat are great options.

3. Shopping. A lady would never have entered Tiffany & Co. without a hat in Audrey Hepburn’s day – how slovenly! Channel your inner socialite while perusing the Goodwill by covering that risque head of yours. Either the Louis Vuitton Mink Bell-Hat, Vintage 1960 Black & White Sparkle Bow Cloche Hat or Brenda Lynn Audrey Hat will do.

4. At the doctor’s office. If anyone knows how to seduce, it’s Sophia Loren, especially when she is after a man playing hard to get. You too can feel sexy and chic getting your yearly check-up by channeling her look ala The Millionairess. These will all look fabulous with your corset: MARKET Red Floppy Hat, Brenda Lynn Milan Boater Hat, French Connection Spice Blush Floppy Hat and Nordstrom Floppy Ribbon Sun Hat.

5. Boozing. Hats, headbands, it’s all the same in casinos and speakeasies. Breaking boundaries with nonpareil style, flappers knew how to look fantastic while drinking the Devil’s elixir. Though not quite hats, these hairpieces will get you the look and the swagger. Try Colette Malouf Mesh Puff Flower Crocodile Clip, Zara 1920s Style Headband, Dorothy Perkins Brown Feather With Bead Centre Stretch Headband or Mother Plucker Red and Purple Side Feather Headband and get your drank on.

6. Mourning the loss of ruined winter shoes. It happens to us every year in the land of snow, sleet and freezing rain. We sacrifice a pair of shoes to keep our feet dry and warm. Although tragic, you can mourn your favorite defunct footwear in style by channeling superstar mob wives like Carmela Soprano, Sandra Corleone and Rosalie Aprile. Black and dramatic is the way to go with styles like these: Misaharada Valeska Hat, Comme des Garçons Bow Detail Hat and Lanvin Swarovski Crystal Pin-Embellished Straw Hat.

7. Frolicking and/or walking on water. Wouldn’t we all love to live in Mary Poppins’ wonderful world of animated fantasy? The answer is obviously yes. And although this may not be possible in a city as grimy as New York, you can still frolic about, wherever you are, in a bonnet of fantastic allure. Kokin White Rose Feathered Silk Hat, Bonnets 1870′S Bandeau Hat and Vintage Vine and Big Blossom Straw Hat will have you flying high like the whimsical Poppins herself.

This’ll be good for the world’s bear population, for sure, and if nobody can tell the difference, who cares?  That being said, I hope the spokesman for PETA gets eaten.  By a bear.

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Fashion Indie has an exclusive little peek behind the scenes of Karl Lagerfeld’s latest shoot featuring Georgia May Jagger, Baptiste Giabiconi and the 2011 Chanel Cruise Collection. Expect hats you’d murder for and gap teeth after the jump.

Makeup. Then We Breakup. Again.

You know you need this. I love all these hats. Such a refreshing take on the fedora.

This dress is spectacular on Georgia May.

So 60's. I'm sure Karl just grabbed a photo of a friend from the era to create this look.

I Love Gold...

I love how involved Karl has become in all aspects of the Chanel cycle. The brand is fully his now and the work coming from the house is impeccable.

You can literally park a car between those things.

Here are my fave Ed Hardy caps, they are all so awesome and original.

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Really cool headwear by House of Architects. More info here.

All Eugenia Kim HATS, HAIR ACCESSORIES, and BELTS for both WOMEN and MEN will be 50-70% off. Original runway samples will be sold along side the following popular styles from the SS09 collection:
• Straw Max fedora as featured in Elle Magazine (was $285, now $125)
• Casual Marissa engineer cap and Muffy equestrian caps (was $185, now $95)
• Gossip Girl Silk headscarves and headbands (was $155, now $65)
• Hot Indie Band, MGMT’s linen porkpie (was $195, now $85)

WHEN: Tuesday, June 9th – Thursday, June 12th, 10AM – 7PM.

WHERE: Eugenia Kim Showroom
347 West 36th Street, Suite 502, between 8th and 9th Avenues

Currently addicted to Topsy Turvy hats. The “Be Mine” is so classic and the circus inspired ringleader hats have Britney Spears comeback tour written all over them. I’m currently buying one for Becks. I have a couple fantasies these head toppers might help out with. Grab the whip.

Titled ‘Hats,’ this fun editorial was shot by Pierre Even and features model Sophie Vlaming, whose hair I absolutely love and adore. Kinda wish it wasn’t all black and white…

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