So apparently no one really knows what this movie is about, considering the overabundance of random actor/singers, but what I’m most concerned about is the fashions…Paul Walker is wearing a turtle neck under his button up. Anyone find that as weird as I do? Or can we say photoshop?

Is it just me or does Hayden look like a creepy old dude who can’t act in this?

It seems like every time I do a Fuck Ups it’s always about Hayden Christensen, but for good reason! He was spotted with his “style editor” (HA!) girlfriend Rachel Bilson at the French Open, and for being the boy toy of a style editor (again I use this term looser than Courtney Love’s skin) you’d think he’d look a lot better than he does. Now I know there is a Wayfarer craze currently going on, but people have to realize that they aren’t for everyone. Not that Hayden looks good to start, but now he looks like the demon spawn of Jack Osbourne and Neil Patrick Harris. God I hate celebrities.

pic via Just Jared (duh!)

Every time I watch this movie, I am more convinced I should pop in my time machine and experience New York in the 60s. The fashions of Edie Sedgwick and Bob Dylan are worn perfectly by Christensen and Miller. The 60s style in Factory Girl plays an unforgettable role.

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Hayden Christensen aka Anakin Skywalker will always be loved by those girls (and guys) who play Dungeons and Dragons, and live in their parents basements until they are 35. His former stylist was about as talented a stylist as Hayden is an actor. My general view on Hayden is that he only looks good in a jedi costume or in a photo shoot where the magazine is providing the stylist. I guess when he actually becomes a good actor (if ever) he’ll be able to afford a decent stylist, and then he won’t look bad while performing terribly in a joke of a movie like Jumper.