Heartbreaker by Jenna Jameson

Edited by Andy Wass

Yes, that is Jenna Jameson.

I’m not sure if I want to know what her products smell like, but her Heartbreaker line includes body lotion, bronzing oil and perfume.

As if the concept itself weren’t classy enough, the website is full of typos and extraneous commas: “Heartbreaker is young and sexy, with an attitude! The top note, is a fresh splash of sparkling raspberry Champaign garnished with lovely rose petals. After a taste of champagne, the middle note or the heart of the fragrance, takes us into the night of blooming jasmine and magnolia ?owers, to keep the mood casual but seductive. The base note, surprises us with the infusion of sophisticated sandalwood and tonka bean wrapped in an intoxicating morning of amber.”

Classier still, you can get a free Jenna poster with a purchase from the online shop.  Smells like itchy.