Fashion Fail: 10 Trends Americans Have Run into the Ground

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

When it comes to fashion, America has a checkered history of following trends. Sure, there have been the good — the Brit-Mod 60s, the wrap-dress 70s, the coke-bag 80s — but for every Mondrian shift there’s a Juicy Couture tracksuit. Whether imported or homegrown, these trends have created a blight on American fashion. By pointing them out FashionIndie hopes to do our patriotic duty to right the sartorial wrongs of our fore-mothers and fathers and build a better, fiercer future for the children. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

Demi Moore is Literally a Brick House

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Though with all the work Demi Moore‘s had done over the years, she’s probably more of a plasticine mansion. The cougar queen reportedly spends about $140,000/year battling the ravages of time.

Heidi Montag Watches Footage from Her Plastic Surgeries

Edited by The Fashion Web

LINK: Heidi Montag Watches Footage from Her Plastic Surgeries

Speidi Is Going Tribal

Edited by McArthur Joseph

“Celebrity” couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are now asking the world to refer to them by their new Native American names.

Heidi Claims She’s Done

Edited by Marissa Moshell, Student

Though the reality star has said that she plans on getting several other plastic surgery procedures, she has recently stated that she is “good for awhile” and “surger-ied out”. Not sure if that’s her decision or the doctor’s orders; on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno last Friday, she said that legally she can’t get more surgery because she’s already a size 700cc and the limit is 800. Either way, I’m glad she’s giving it a rest.

And of course, she’s still claiming she’s not addicted.

LINK LOVE: NYMag

Heidi Montag Hired as an Actress

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Heidi Tweeted yesterday: “I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming monday!!!!! this is one of the best days of my life!!! getting icecream to celebrate”

What’s next, Perez Hilton in an action film?

Heidi Montag’s Face Will Most Likely Haunt My Dreams Tonight [VIDEO]

Edited by Saynt

Heidi Montag attempts to make a joke about her plastic surgery, but forgets that we’re laughing at her .. not with her. This video kind of reminds me of advice my mom used to give me as a child. She used to say if you can’t beat them, join them. Unfortunately, the “you” in this case would be the monstrously misshaped Heidi and the “them” is the recent of mentally stable civilization. We’ve got the exclusive Funny or Die video after the jump.

SPREAD: Johan Hill and Riley Keough for Harper’s Bazaar

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Comedian Jonah Hill teamed up with Elvis’ model granddaughter, Riley Keough, for a Harper’s Bazaar photospread parodying The Hills’ Heidi and Spencer Pratt. More pics after the jump…