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Heidi Montag Resurrecting Clothing Line from the Dead
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Really, really!?! Did you have to do this Heidi!! Is it not enough that you are forcing us to embrace Spencer Pratt? Do you really need to do this to us as well?!? Goddamnit, someone bust out O.J. I need a favor.

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IN CASE YOU CARE: The Economy May Be Going Down The Drain, But The Hills Stars Are Making Bank

The Daily Beast got wind of the contract stating how much each cast member of The Hills makes per episode. I’m really glad to know that they’re being adequately compensated for all of their hard work. They deserve it, don’t they? They’re all such good actors!
Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavalari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge – $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth – $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode
LINK LOVE: D Listed
READ MORE ABOUT: audrina patridge, Brody Jenner, heidi montag, kristin cavalari, Lauren Conrad, lo bosworth, spencer pratt, the hills, the hills paycheck

LOL: GQ Gives Christian Audgier A Journalistic Bitch Slap. Fashion Indie Loves It!

GQ single-handedly wrote the best article of 2009 in my opinion. GQ writer Devin Freidman produced an article titled “Emperor Du Fromage” (meaning Emperor of Cheese) was an up close and personal look into the life of Christian Audgier, which is in no way any less gaudy and vomit inducing than his clothes. I have never been so interested in reading one article in my life, and despite the daunting 11 pages of text, I was hooked. Here are some of the hilarious quotes from the article that I recommend all of you take the time to read:
“Or something like this,” he said. “Me on a horse. And there are ten horses around me with no one on them. On Melrose Street. Something like this.”
“What was the error Von Dutch made? Why doesn’t it really exist anymore? ‘Their mistake? To let me go. When I left, we were at the top of the moon. Now they are crash.’”
“A freestanding brick mansion with grand filigreed stone casement windows, a mansard roof, a driveway where your Bentley is parked in a designated space. The door is heavy and wood, with iron detailing; the front desk is paneled in leather; there’s a perfectly weathered Ralph Lauren–like heavy bag in the waiting room, a large moody black-and-white R&B-record-cover-style portrait of Christian in the entryway. And once I entered and could take in the whole balustraded open floor plan straight up to the skylight, I saw laid out on the white marble floor a stuffed albino peacock, a long leather bench with a fur thrown over it, and what appeared to be a precise replica of the chopper from Easy Rider, with the Stars and Stripes carapace and everything.”
Check out the rest of the story on the link below!
LINK LOVE: Men’s Style
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VIDEO: Heidi Montag Pretends to Sing and Dance

Is it just me or is ’someone’ trying a bit too hard?
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Heidi Montag Strips for Playboy

Kinda boring pics of Heidi almost ‘nude’ in Playboy…
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Heidi: Bring On the Plastic Surgery
For those of you that weren’t aware, Heidi Montag had quite the interview with Playboy. Not a big surprise there. But what is surprising is what they talked about behind the scenes. When asked about her plastic surgery, both nose and boobs, not only did Heidi admit to having them done, but she expressed her hopes to have her boobs done again in the future! Why? She wants to make them bigger for Spencer. I guess I shouldn’t really be surprised, and by all means Heidi, if you want them done again then go for it, but do it for yourself, Spencer’s just not worth it.
LINKAGE: NY Daily News
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QUEST: Are You Kidding Me? Who The F Finds This Attractive?

What do you guys think?
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WTF!?!: Heidi and Spencer Write a Book

The ultimate camera whores have added another position to their random resume of doing absolutely nothing which includes being reality television personalities and creators of amazing fashion line Heidiwood (extreme sarcasm here). Now the couple can officially call themselves authors with their new book “How to be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture”. Although I hate the idea of these two as authors, I’ll admit this is one topic where they actually have some experience. So if you’re looking for tips about how “Play the Villain” or “Play the Bombshell” this book is for you. Or, you could just google their names and see them parading around in bunny ears, Micky Mouse hats, and holding American flags – all things that they have done and are sure to get you some unnecessary attention.
SOURCE: WWD
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THE TEN: Annoying Celebrity Multitaskers
Unless you’re a Broadway star, you most likely can’t sing as well as you act. In addition, if you’re dumb enough to sell your soul to reality television, you probably aren’t literate enough to write a novel, let alone spell your name. That being said, it is beyond me how today’s celebrities think they can be virtuosos and dabble in careers that require talent. Here’s a list of the ten most annoying, basically talentless, celebrity multitaskers. Read it and weep:
1.) PARIS HILTON: Even though she’s only famous for being daddy’s little future trust-fund baby, Paris has unfortunately soiled the world as an actress, reality television personality, singer, model, fashion designer, perfumer, television producer and porn star. And people wonder why foreigners laugh at Americans.
2.) KATE MOSS: Aside from blowing coke, Kate has flirted with modeling, acting, singing, designing for TopShop and writing a cookbook!
3.) LINDSAY LOHAN: When LiLo isn’t taking part in bulimic vomit sessions, she enjoys acting, singing (poorly), modeling, designing leggings and pretending to be a lesbian.
4.) KANYE WEST: When the people at the Gap send Kanye home after a long day of interning, the Louis Vuitton Don loves to rap, write songs, design shoes, attending shows at fashion week and shave Amber Rose’s head.
5.) LAUREN CONRAD: Although Lauren’s clothing line failed miserably, she avoids suicide by keeping busy with being a reality television personality, appearing in Family Guy, singing, writing her autobiography and attempting to sell the remainder of her clothing line.
6.) HILARY DUFF: She hasn’t been in the tabloids lately, but Hilary’s repertoire consists of acting, singing, modeling, designing clothes and looking like a horse with those veneers of hers.
7.) PETE WENTZ: Being a douche bag is tough work, but Wentz still finds time to sing, act in CSI, design hideous clothes and own several bars.
8.) HEIDI MONTAG: Wiping Spencer Pratt’s ass is awfully time consuming, so props to Heidi for making time to be a reality television personality, actress, singer and model. What an ambitious girl!
9.) FERGIE: Aside from being the universal spelling-bee champion, Fergie prides herself on her singing, acting and designing careers. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S.
10.) NICOLE RICHIE: With a second baby in her belly and a reality television, singing, acting, maternity-wear designing career under her belt, Richie is the ultimate mom.
READ MORE ABOUT: Amber Rose, CSI, family guy, fergie, heidi montag, hilary duff, Kanye West, kate moss, Lauren Conrad, lindsay lohan, Louis Vuitton, nicole richie, paris hilton, pete wentz, topshop

THE TEN: Reasons You Shouldn’t Own A Birkin Bag





5. You can’t order one online, and what’s the point of shopping if you can’t do it online



9. Lets face it, can you even pronounce Hermes?

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Tell us what your favorite bag is, as long as it’s not the Birkin.
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PLEASE KEEP SPEIDI ON I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE

Okay, this is my plea to NBC to keep Speidi on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Seriously, if anyone at NBC reads FashionIndie.com and cares about the enjoyment of Daniel Saynt please, please, please let them back on the show. They are genious. I hate, like seriously absolutely hate reality television (even though I’d totally be on one myself), but Spencer & Heidi Pratt are the greatest reality stars, EVER.
Screw Omirosa, I could care less about Janice Dickinson, and who the hell really cares about any contestant on other reality shows. Spencer & Heidi have hit an entirely new level of fame by being on this show. THEY ARE THE SHOW. Spencer’s childish fights with the chunk chick from Best Week Ever, his jokes about that wrestler’s steroid use, and their constant prayer sessions are just completely inspired bits of television.
There isn’t anything better on TV right now and if they leave the show I WILL NOT WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE NBC, LET THEM BACK ON!!!
If you disagree with Speidi’s awesomeness, watch the full episode below. I guarantee you will enjoy it.
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BASH Things We Hate More Than Twilight

1. Twilight New Moon. Yes, we hate Twilight New Moon more than Twilight. How can we come to this realization without actually seeing the movie? Because we just saw the preview and that living Troll doll Kristen Stewart is still in it. Even worse, there are now bad CGI werewolves. So basically this movie is a teener-bopper version of Underworld without hotties like Kate Beckinsale in it to make it bearable to watch. Worse of all it will probably make a load of money making Robert Pattinson the richest twink in the world. For shame…

2. Robert Pattinson. Do you really have to ask why?

3. Jon & Kate Plus Eight. Wait, people actually waste their time watching a chick with bad hair and a dude with a bald spot deal with their 8 brats? How in the fluck is the entertainment?!? I mean, if there was at least a creepy uncle/priest or a recent sex offender released in their neighborhood, there might be some entertainment value as they freak the fuck out everytime one of their kids goes missing, but I just watched an episode and they basically spend their time playing at the park. Really people? I’d question anyone who watches this show who isn’t a midwest wife with no life. Seriously, there’s something completely wrong with you if you find this entertaining. It literally defines you as someone who is (a) desperate for children, (b) can’t stand your own kids or (c) derive pleasure from watching other peoples kids. All of them are pretty bad, so please just stop.

4. Beth Ditto. I imagine her smelling really, really bad. Does that make me a fatist? Maybe, but the chick insists on a diet that consists of processed deli meats, McDonald’s french fries, and hairy fish tacos. Probably gonna get hate mail for this, but can we get a slightly thinner/less vomit enducing fat style icon?
5. MTV 2009 Movie Awards. For being Twilight’s bitch.
6. Bust-a-Nut Facials. For $250 this salon in NYC will rub sperm on your face. Currently wondering if they accept donations.

7. College Musical. You know it’s coming. Expect Efron to “experiment”.

8. “Accidentally” Leaked Celebrity Nude Photos. Rihanna, Cassie, Vanessa Hudgens. We get that is sucks that your boyfriend beats you/is old enough to be your dad/doesn’t know you exist but that’s no reason to go around taking badly lit naked photos of yourself. Jebus, ladies have some self respect and call Hefner. At least he’d pay you for shots of your no-no zone.

9. Susan Boyle. Wow, talk about a total let down. The hottest woman on Youtube lost to a group of Jabberwocky biters.

10. The Montag Monster. Another genetically altered mutant freak washed up on the shores of the Hamptons only this time it wants you to buy it’s album on iTunes.
READ MORE ABOUT: Cassie, heidi montag, jon, jon & kate, Rihanna, Robert Pattinson, Susan Boyle, the montag monster, Twilight, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron

QUOTABLE: Janice Dickinson

Janice Dickinson is set to join the cast of ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!’ along with Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Sanjaya, and Stephen Baldwin which premiers on NBC on June 1st.
Dickinson’s explanation for becoming a member of this reality show?:
“Because part of the proceeds go to my favorite charity: AIDS.”
I didn’t know AIDS was a charitable organization, thanks for the info Janice.
SOURCE: Jezebel
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WTF!?! Heidi Montag’s Singing Career #fashionfail
WARNING: Watching the video below may cause instant deafness and/or an inevitable contraction of gonorrhea upon pressing play. Now that you’ve been warned, isn’t it pathetic what the music industry is becoming? Giving Heidi Montag a microphone is comparable to giving a small child weapons of mass destruction…someone will get hurt. These days, it looks like a boob job, a skimpy bikini, a childish, breathy voice and a shoddy camera-man can score you a music video, as seen here in Ms. Montag’s “Blackout.” I need some Dramamine for all of those damn body rolls she’s doing. Someone get that girl some Ritalin…and a muzzle.
Thanks Dlisted!
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Heidi Protects Herself From Spencers Stench
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Realizing that his rancid ass munching breath was too much to handle Heidi insisted in her prenup that Spencer wears this mask to hide his shit eating grin. She’s wearing hers to protect from swine flu.*
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IN CASE YOU CARE: Heidi and Spencer Pratt




We don’t care, but just in case you did, here’s some pics from the ‘real’ Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt wedding.
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Whitney Port’s Line Might Do Well…
With the other Hill’s designers lines on hiatus, the fashion world is buzzing about Whitney’s line, Whitney Eve. Her people leaked the above images of the Fall 09 collection, and gotta admit that it looks a lot better then LC’s (which has been bumped to Kohl’s).
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Heidi Montag California Dream Hair




I was glued to the TV last night watching new episodes of my favorite soap opera of the new generation “THE HILLS”. And as much as I hate to admit it, Heidi Montag has been really stepping up her makeup and hair. I am not really sure who Heidi’s personal hair stylist is, but her hair color is gorgeous. The platinum blonde with the California highlights really works for her. I know there has been talk that she gets clip on extensions from Head Candy, but who in Hollywood doesn’t have hair extensions. Regardless, her hair is beautiful…California Dream.
To get Heidi Montag’s long gorgeous soft curls you will need:
*a rat tail comb
*a paddle brush
*a blow dryer
*hair spray
I suggest you should blow dry your hair with a large paddle brush to achieve volume and to smooth the cuticle. I am still in love with the Hair free round brush that I received because it works very well and helps to give volume. I always begin in the back, I spray the hair with my choice of hairspray, of course my pick is Elnett Satin Hairspray. I then take my rat tail comb and just comb each section of the hair before winding the hair in a vertical position on the curling iron. The larger the iron the larger the curl, it’s your preference. The top should be ironed with the larger iron and from an angle to have the lazy dip. When you get to the sides, wrap away from the face. When done, I just simply finger comb the curls and spray with a light hold styling spray.
Viola…sexy Heidi Montag California Dream Hair.
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Die 2008, DIE! And Take Anna Wintour With You!

Well Indies, we’ve come to the end of this gaping maw of a butthole we call 2008. As the resident douchecack, I felt I needed to violate you one last time like R Kelly at a Girl Scouts sleepover before we cross over into 09′. This year has been bitter sweet hasn’t it my Fashionophiles?


We got our 1st black president but we lost a hot, stacked soccer mom with power suits that made Hilary Clinton’s snicker doodle implode with jealousy.


Britney brought sexy back but Amy CrackHouse started looking like something out of Thriller.

Christian Siriano released magnificent product, taking his spot as a candidate for fashion’s future but this season’s Project Runway sucked man-berriez like eager back alley prostitwats.

Fashion Indie’s Fashion Week Brooklyn was the toast of New York but Marc Jacobs continued to flash bystanders that malnourished little peen from under his crushed velvet man skirt………..NYPD did nothing, PIGS!


Daniel Saynt and Rebecca Alexander joined in matrimony, filling the world with love and beauteously raunchy married relations but Spencer and Heidi threatened us with the possibility of producing offspring, filling the world with fear and horror, sending some into suicidal fits of madness.

Sasha Fierce killed in Grace Jonesesque chic but made stinky poo glitter all over music.

Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion but Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion…………..and yes he’s still ‘IGNANT’, his brain’s still in his ass!

Fashion Indie got more awesome-er but Annie Wintour is still in power devouring the souls of our young, all whilst enjoying high tea.
And lastly but most importantly, I’ve never been more sexifull…………Put A Ring On It!
See ya on the other side Indies
- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO
READ MORE ABOUT: Amy Winehouse, Anna Wintour, beyonce, Britney Spears, heidi montag, Kanye West, sasha fierce, spencer pratt

‘The Hills’ Season 4 Finale



The Girls from “The Hills” walked the red carpet in NYC for the finale of Season 4 on MTV. Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, and Lo Bosworth all arrived looking very pretty and grown up: Lauren’s makeup was classic, Whitney and Lo’s makeup was minimalist, and both Heidi and Audrina pulled off the sexy siren look.

Each girl wore their signature beauty look but my favorite of them all was LC… her makeup was flawless and perfect even for the runway. Lauren Conrad’s personal makeup artist Amy Nadine, who is also the lead makeup artist for Mark Cosmetics, decided to add some color to Lauren makeup palette;




Amy gave Lauren her signature eyes using mark On the Edge’ Hook up liquid liner in black on the top and bottom eye. Next, it looked like she used mark I-Glimmer Creamy Eye Shadow Palette in Bronzed which highlights and brightens the eyes and is long lasting. For those great lashes, she used the mark Scandal-Lash Hook Up Mascara in Black which thickens and gives length. On the lips, it looks like Lauren was wearing Mark Cosmetics top seller lip gloss, Hook Ups. Thisitem is a two part step, the Pro Glimmer first, followed by the Pro Gloss to pump and add shine to the lips. Because Lauren is not big on wearing blush, I am sure that Amy pulled out the mark Bronze Pro Bronzing Powder to give her that healthy glow and then dust the new mark Twinkle belle for a pearlized shimmer on her face.
I think tonight was the best I have ever seen all the girls, can’t wait to see where Whitney Port’s (“The City”) makeup artist takes her look. New York Post’s Page 6 did question whether she is the next Carrie Bradshaw?!?
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The Bashed: Celeb Halloween Costumes
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Douchbags Vote Palin, We Support Obama
If this isn’t enough reason to support Obama, I don’t know what is?
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R.I.P. Heidiwood
According to Fox News, Heidi Montag’s classy clothing line Heidiwood has been discontinued. This is reportedly not because of flagging sales, but because Heidiwood retailer Anchor Blue is set to close 40 stores throughout the country.
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Heidi Gets Ready to Make White Dress Trash
This isn’t the first time Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt announced some future plans involving the exchange of I dos. Recently; however, Heidi has announced a rather horrifying aspect of the future wedding. What is that scary little secret? Well, it’s probably best that it goes unsaid, but Heidi’s planning on designing her own wedding dress! Don’t get me wrong, this could be a fabulous, innovative road to head down; however, you need some design talent! I don’t know why Heidi would ever want to walk down the isle in her own creation, or anywhere for that matter. Well, at least it’s nearly impossible to scare Spencer away; no worries there Heidi!
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