It seems as if time doesn't affect Cindy. She's just as beautiful as she was in her prime modeling days.

Proof: Working out excessively and spending $$$ on your beauty will pay off in looks.

Fresh faced and youthful. Jenny looks like she could be half her age!

Jenny from the Block doesn't have a wrinkle in sight. Absolutely stunning.

As much as we hate to praise Kim K, we DO have to give her credit on her flawless skin.

We've all heard about Heidi's surgery binge. What a shame.

Michael Jackson in training.

Duck face: botox edition.

Yikes. And she looked so beautiful in Moulin Rouge too...

It looks like he came straight out of a horror movie. We're speechless.

Cargo Shorts Useful. Yes. Practical. Sure. Awful. You betcha. Give me a utilitarian article of clothing anyday of the week, but there's a time and a place for a multi-pocketed cargo short. And that time is called hiking outdoors or robbing a 7-Eleven.

Crocs You know who looks cute in Crocs? Toddlers. But then again, toddlers can pull off anything -- jumpers, cuddly animals...Harajuku girl. Anyone who can drink without the use of a sippy cup, however, should put on a real shoe.

Ed Hardy Anything I've always been a fan of a statement outfit, but some statements just don't need to be made. Especially since it's so hard to ignore whatever an Ed Hardy article is saying since it's so loud and obnoxious.

Fanny Packs I'm actually guilty of this particular offense, but granted my fanny packs are sequined and/or leopard-print. And as everyone knows, a sequin or leopard print can save any tragedy.

Ironic T-shirts Irony died a slow and painful death after being beaten to death by hipsters about five years ago and the ironic T-shirt is a reminder of those heroin-induced halcyon days when genuine sentiment was still a thing.

Juicy Couture Tracksuits Los Angeles-based brand Juicy Couture has more or less ruined the word "couture" for everyone. To clarify, couture means one-of-a-kind and custom-made. Juicy Couture means "I don't care what I look like when I step outside of my house."

Platform Sneakers Heels for the athletic gal on the run? If you insist on a little height to your trainers, class it up with an always appropriate sneaker heel.

Popcorn Shirts I had never even heard of these shirts until writing this post but I was both intrigued and horrified by the discovery. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

Trucker Hats Also known as shorthand for "I'm a douche who will ruin your credit and probably your life."

Uggs Rising to prominence in Australia and New Zealand in the 1970s thanks to those fashionable wave-riders  otherwise known as surfers, the most activity an Ugg sees this day is a hungover trip to the mall.

Moore has weekly Thermage skin-tightening treatments, that run a cool $3000/each.  The treatment “uses radio frequency to heat the deeper layers of the skin while cooling the skin’s surface. This tightens collagen and stimulates growth, which makes your epidermis appear tighter and smoother.”

Moore has a long history with the knife (she hasn’t had her original nose since the 80s), but she’s one of the few stars who know how to do it right. The key is not to go all Heidi Montag and get everything done all at once. Too obvious. Demi, and fellow living doll Sharon Stone, have had general upkeep – a lift here, a tuck there – for the past 200 years.

When Demi turned 40, she gave herself a little gift in the form of a $311,000 overhaul that included $25,000 on liposuction, $15,000 on breast implants, $31,000 on her face and $200,000 to install a bionic vagina.

That one was for Ashton.

With 50 just around the bend, will Demi go in for another tune-up to keep her purring well past menopause?

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“Celebrity” couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are now asking the world to refer to them by their new Native American names.

These two have managed to conduct another publicity stunt. They are asking the world to refer to them by their traditional Native American names. Heidi will now and known as White Wolf and Spencer will be Running Bear.

Plastic Surgery Wolf and Running Douche or whatever their names our will do anything to hang on to their fame even if it includes bringing down an entire race of people.

Though the reality star has said that she plans on getting several other plastic surgery procedures, she has recently stated that she is “good for awhile” and “surger-ied out”. Not sure if that’s her decision or the doctor’s orders; on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno last Friday, she said that legally she can’t get more surgery because she’s already a size 700cc and the limit is 800. Either way, I’m glad she’s giving it a rest.

And of course, she’s still claiming she’s not addicted.

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Heidi Tweeted yesterday: “I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming monday!!!!! this is one of the best days of my life!!! getting icecream to celebrate”

What’s next, Perez Hilton in an action film?

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24316, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday August 21 2008. EXCLUSIVE: Dressed in lycra, legwarmers and a sweatband, Heidi Montag films an 1980's-inspired music video for her latest single ?Overdosin?. The singer worked with a director, film crew, choreographer and cast of around 16 to produce a funny 80s-themed workout video, with plenty of big hair and bright colours on show! "Overdosin" is Montag's follow-up single to her previous hit singles "Fashion" and "One More Drink". The new video will be aired on Monday 25th August at 1 p.m. Eastern Time on http://heidimontag.com. Photograph: James Breeden, PacificCoastNews.com ***FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE*** UK OFFICE: +44 131 225 3333/3322 US OFFICE: 1 310 261 9676

Heidi Montag attempts to make a joke about her plastic surgery, but forgets that we’re laughing at her .. not with her. This video kind of reminds me of advice my mom used to give me as a child. She used to say if you can’t beat them, join them. Unfortunately, the “you” in this case would be the monstrously misshaped Heidi and the “them” is the recent of mentally stable civilization. We’ve got the exclusive Funny or Die video after the jump.

Comedian Jonah Hill teamed up with Elvis’ model granddaughter, Riley Keough, for a Harper’s Bazaar photospread parodying The Hills’ Heidi and Spencer Pratt. More pics after the jump…

“It’s important to be the best and to have the best–whether it’s watches, cars, or groceries. I always find the ripest melons in the whole market,” Jonah says. “Shopping is my life. My life is shopping. If Kitson became a country, I would pack up my belongings, move there, and apply for citizenship.”

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Now of course I think Heidi is a bit crazy. To put it short, after then 10 plastic surgery procedures, it’s pretty clear that the girl needs help.  But now it seems that the entire Montag crew may be jumping on board. Heidi has stated that not only was her mother supportive of her surgery, but Heidi’s even prepared to hand over a “mommy makeover” for mother’s day! What a family!

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This could be Tara Reid or Rachel Zoe…it’s actually Donatella Versace…or all the above!

….just not in the way she expected, the album sold less than 1,000 copies.

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After being obsessed with the ‘after’ photos in People Mag, we finally get to see Heidi in person, talking about her choice to have 10 cosmetic procedures in 1 day. She seems confused (claiming ‘beauty is within’), vulnerable, and uncertain of her choices…

37008, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday January 18 2010. VIDEO AVAILABLE **EXCLUSIVE** The first post-surgery pictures of Heidi Montag at her secret Los Angeles hideaway. Heidi, 23, underwent ten plastic surgery procedures in one day late last year and this is the first time she has been pictured outside since. The singer and "The Hills" star underwent: a mini brow lift, Botox in her brow and frownline area; a nose job revision; fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips; chin reduction; neck liposuction; had her ears pinned back; a breast augmentation revision; liposuction on her waist, hips and inner and outer thighs; and a buttock augmentation. Heidi, who has been in hiding with her husband Spencer Pratt since the procedures, is pictured on the balcony of her safe house with her pet dog, Dolly, and her security guards. Photograph: © PacificCoastNews.com**FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE** **E-TABLET & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES** UK OFFICE:+44 131 557 7760/7761 US OFFICE:1 310 261 9676

We’ve been talking about this non stop since Heidi’s after surgery pics surfaced, and now I feel obsessed with her obsession! On one hand, we wonder why a healthy 23 year old would do this, and on the other we can’t help but understand her obsession with perfection (and achieving it the only way she knows how…surgery). After all, she was never the ‘HOT’ one on The Hills, competing with Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port. So, can we really judge her?

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It’s hard to tell what is actually happening underneath some of this photoshopping, but I have to admit that Heidi looks like a completely different person, a person who def belongs in the porn industry!

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“It upsets me to see young women in the spotlight advocating plastic surgery,” Emmy wrote, later Tweeting: “ANY surgery is extremely dangerous & should not be taken lightly — much less, used as a tool to increase notoriety or popularity. By putting this on magazine covers, we are somehow legitimizing the dangerous lengths to which some will go for fame and beauty…..There are so many REAL ISSUES in this world that NEED attention. Let’s try to take a moment to be grateful we are ALIVE.”

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She looks good… for a 40 year old house wife from New Jersey.

“I put myself in a different sort of realm as them (Lauren C. and Heidi). Obviously, it’s scary. I think it’s really hard to break out right now since the fashion industry is struggling … You’re always worried about people not understanding your point of view, not being able to get it. But I think my biggest competition is myself.”

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Really, really!?! Did you have to do this Heidi!! Is it not enough that you are forcing us to embrace Spencer Pratt? Do you really need to do this to us as well?!? Goddamnit, someone bust out O.J. I need a favor.

The Daily Beast got wind of the contract stating how much each cast member of The Hills makes per episode. I’m really glad to know that they’re being adequately compensated for all of their hard work. They deserve it, don’t they? They’re all such good actors!

Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavalari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge – $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth – $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode

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GQ single-handedly wrote the best article of 2009 in my opinion. GQ writer Devin Freidman produced an article titled “Emperor Du Fromage” (meaning Emperor of Cheese) was an up close and personal look into the life of Christian Audgier, which is in no way any less gaudy and vomit inducing than his clothes. I have never been so interested in reading one article in my life, and despite the daunting 11 pages of text, I was hooked. Here are some of the hilarious quotes from the article that I recommend all of you take the time to read:

“Or something like this,” he said. “Me on a horse. And there are ten horses around me with no one on them. On Melrose Street. Something like this.”

“What was the error Von Dutch made? Why doesn’t it really exist anymore? ‘Their mistake? To let me go. When I left, we were at the top of the moon. Now they are crash.’”

“A freestanding brick mansion with grand filigreed stone casement windows, a mansard roof, a driveway where your Bentley is parked in a designated space. The door is heavy and wood, with iron detailing; the front desk is paneled in leather; there’s a perfectly weathered Ralph Lauren–like heavy bag in the waiting room, a large moody black-and-white R&B-record-cover-style portrait of Christian in the entryway. And once I entered and could take in the whole balustraded open floor plan straight up to the skylight, I saw laid out on the white marble floor a stuffed albino peacock, a long leather bench with a fur thrown over it, and what appeared to be a precise replica of the chopper from Easy Rider, with the Stars and Stripes carapace and everything.”

Check out the rest of the story on the link below!

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Is it just me or is ‘someone’ trying a bit too hard?

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Kinda boring pics of Heidi almost ‘nude’ in Playboy…

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For those of you that weren’t aware, Heidi Montag had quite the interview with Playboy. Not a big surprise there. But what is surprising is what they talked about behind the scenes. When asked about her plastic surgery, both nose and boobs, not only did Heidi admit to having them done, but she expressed her hopes to have her boobs done again in the future! Why? She wants to make them bigger for Spencer. I guess I shouldn’t really be surprised, and by all means Heidi, if you want them done again then go for it, but do it for yourself, Spencer’s just not worth it.

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The ultimate camera whores have added another position to their random resume of doing absolutely nothing which includes being reality television personalities and creators of amazing fashion line Heidiwood (extreme sarcasm here). Now the couple can officially call themselves authors with their new book “How to be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture”. Although I hate the idea of these two as authors, I’ll admit this is one topic where they actually have some experience. So if you’re looking for tips about how “Play the Villain” or “Play the Bombshell” this book is for you. Or, you could just google their names and see them parading around in bunny ears, Micky Mouse hats, and holding American flags – all things that they have done and are sure to get you some unnecessary attention.

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1.) PARIS HILTON: Even though she’s only famous for being daddy’s little future trust-fund baby, Paris has unfortunately soiled the world as an actress, reality television personality, singer, model, fashion designer, perfumer, television producer and porn star. And people wonder why foreigners laugh at Americans. 

2.) KATE MOSS: Aside from blowing coke, Kate has flirted with modeling, acting, singing, designing for TopShop and writing a cookbook! 

3.) LINDSAY LOHAN: When LiLo isn’t taking part in bulimic vomit sessions, she enjoys acting, singing (poorly), modeling, designing leggings and pretending to be a lesbian. 

4.) KANYE WEST: When the people at the Gap send Kanye home after a long day of interning, the Louis Vuitton Don loves to rap, write songs, design shoes, attending shows at fashion week and shave Amber Rose’s head.

5.) LAUREN CONRAD: Although Lauren’s clothing line failed miserably, she avoids suicide by keeping busy with being a reality television personality, appearing in Family Guy, singing, writing her autobiography and attempting to sell the remainder of her clothing line. 

6.) HILARY DUFF: She hasn’t been in the tabloids lately, but Hilary’s repertoire consists of acting, singing, modeling, designing clothes and looking like a horse with those veneers of hers. 

7.) PETE WENTZ: Being a douche bag is tough work, but Wentz still finds time to sing, act in CSI, design hideous clothes and own several bars. 

8.) HEIDI MONTAG: Wiping Spencer Pratt’s ass is awfully time consuming, so props to Heidi for making time to be a reality television personality, actress, singer and model. What an ambitious girl! 

9.) FERGIE: Aside from being the universal spelling-bee champion, Fergie prides herself on her singing, acting and designing careers. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. 

10.) NICOLE RICHIE: With a second baby in her belly and a reality television, singing, acting, maternity-wear designing career under her belt, Richie is the ultimate mom.

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9. Lets face it, can you even pronounce Hermes?

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Okay, this is my plea to NBC to keep Speidi on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Seriously, if anyone at NBC reads FashionIndie.com and cares about the enjoyment of Daniel Saynt please, please, please let them back on the show. They are genious. I hate, like seriously absolutely hate reality television (even though I’d totally be on one myself), but Spencer & Heidi Pratt are the greatest reality stars, EVER.

Screw Omirosa, I could care less about Janice Dickinson, and who the hell really cares about any contestant on other reality shows. Spencer & Heidi have hit an entirely new level of fame by being on this show. THEY ARE THE SHOW. Spencer’s childish fights with the chunk chick from Best Week Ever, his jokes about that wrestler’s steroid use, and their constant prayer sessions are just completely inspired bits of television.

There isn’t anything better on TV right now and if they leave the show I WILL NOT WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE NBC, LET THEM BACK ON!!!

If you disagree with Speidi’s awesomeness, watch the full episode below. I guarantee you will enjoy it.

1. Twilight New Moon. Yes, we hate Twilight New Moon more than Twilight.  How can we come to this realization without actually seeing the movie? Because we just saw the preview and that living Troll doll Kristen Stewart is still in it. Even worse, there are now bad CGI werewolves. So basically this movie is a teener-bopper version of Underworld without hotties like Kate Beckinsale in it to make it bearable to watch. Worse of all it will probably make a load of money making Robert Pattinson the richest twink in the world. For shame…

2. Robert Pattinson. Do you really have to ask why?

3. Jon & Kate Plus Eight. Wait, people actually waste their time watching a chick with bad hair and a dude with a bald spot deal with their 8 brats? How in the fluck is the entertainment?!? I mean, if there was at least a creepy uncle/priest or a recent sex offender released in their neighborhood, there might be some entertainment value as they freak the fuck out everytime one of their kids goes missing, but I just watched an episode and they basically spend their time playing at the park. Really people? I’d question anyone who watches this show who isn’t a midwest wife with no life. Seriously, there’s something completely wrong with you if you find this entertaining. It literally defines you as someone who is (a) desperate for children, (b) can’t stand your own kids or (c) derive pleasure from watching other peoples kids. All of them are pretty bad, so please just stop.

4. Beth Ditto. I imagine her smelling really, really bad. Does that make me a fatist? Maybe, but the chick insists on a diet that consists of processed deli meats, McDonald’s french fries, and hairy fish tacos. Probably gonna get hate mail for  this, but can we get a slightly thinner/less vomit enducing fat style icon? 

5. MTV 2009 Movie Awards. For being Twilight’s bitch.

6. Bust-a-Nut Facials. For $250 this salon in NYC will rub sperm on your face. Currently wondering if they accept donations. 

7. College Musical. You know it’s coming. Expect Efron to “experiment”.

8. “Accidentally” Leaked Celebrity Nude Photos. Rihanna, Cassie, Vanessa Hudgens. We get that is sucks that your boyfriend beats you/is old enough to be your dad/doesn’t know you exist but that’s no reason to go around taking badly lit naked photos of yourself. Jebus, ladies have some self respect and call Hefner. At least he’d pay you for shots of your no-no zone.  

9. Susan Boyle. Wow, talk about a total let down. The hottest woman on Youtube lost to a group of Jabberwocky biters. 

10. The Montag Monster. Another genetically altered mutant freak washed up on the shores of the Hamptons only this time it wants you to buy it’s album on iTunes.

Janice Dickinson is set to join the cast of ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!’ along with Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Sanjaya, and Stephen Baldwin which premiers on NBC on June 1st.

Dickinson’s explanation for becoming a member of this reality show?:

“Because part of the proceeds go to my favorite charity: AIDS.”

I didn’t know AIDS was a charitable organization, thanks for the info Janice.

SOURCE: Jezebel

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Realizing that his rancid ass munching breath was too much to handle Heidi insisted in her prenup that Spencer wears this mask to hide his shit eating grin. She’s wearing hers to protect from swine flu.*

We don’t care, but just in case you did, here’s some pics from the ‘real’ Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt wedding.

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Well Indies, we’ve come to the end of this gaping maw of a butthole we call 2008. As the resident douchecack, I felt I needed to violate you one last time like R Kelly at a Girl Scouts sleepover before we cross over into 09′. This year has been bitter sweet hasn’t it my Fashionophiles?

We got our 1st black president but we lost a hot, stacked soccer mom with power suits that made Hilary Clinton’s snicker doodle implode with jealousy.

Britney brought sexy back but Amy CrackHouse started looking like something out of Thriller.

Christian Siriano released magnificent product, taking his spot as a candidate for fashion’s future but this season’s Project Runway sucked man-berriez like eager back alley prostitwats.

Fashion Indie’s Fashion Week Brooklyn was the toast of New York but Marc Jacobs continued to flash bystanders that malnourished little peen from under his crushed velvet man skirt………..NYPD did nothing, PIGS!

Daniel Saynt and Rebecca Alexander joined in matrimony, filling the world with love and beauteously raunchy married relations but Spencer and Heidi threatened us with the possibility of producing offspring, filling the world with fear and horror, sending some into suicidal fits of madness.

Sasha Fierce killed in Grace Jonesesque chic but made stinky poo glitter all over music.

Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion but Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion…………..and yes he’s still ‘IGNANT’, his brain’s still in his ass!

Fashion Indie got more awesome-er but Annie Wintour is still in power devouring the souls of our young, all whilst enjoying high tea.

And lastly but most importantly, I’ve never been more sexifull…………Put A Ring On It!

See ya on the other side Indies

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

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26045, BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - Thursday October 30 2008. VIDEO AVAILABLE. **EXCLUSIVE** "Officer" Heidi Montag apprehends "prisoner" Spencer Pratt as he attempts to escape to a Halloween party in Beverly Hills. The "The Hills" couple were in high spirits with Heidi playfully chasing Spencer down and even detaining him behind bars before heading off into the night to enjoy a Halloween party. Photograph: James Breeden, ©PacificCoastNews.com ***FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE*** UK OFFICE: +44 131 225 3333/3322 US OFFICE: 1 310 261 9676

If this isn’t enough reason to support Obama, I don’t know what is?

According to Fox News, Heidi Montag’s classy clothing line Heidiwood has been discontinued.  This is reportedly not because of flagging sales, but because Heidiwood retailer Anchor Blue is set to close 40 stores throughout the country.

This isn’t the first time Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt announced some future plans involving the exchange of I dos. Recently; however, Heidi has announced a rather horrifying aspect of the future wedding. What is that scary little secret? Well, it’s probably best that it goes unsaid, but Heidi’s planning on designing her own wedding dress! Don’t get me wrong, this could be a fabulous, innovative road to head down; however, you need some design talent! I don’t know why Heidi would ever want to walk down the isle in her own creation, or anywhere for that matter. Well, at least it’s nearly impossible to scare Spencer away; no worries there Heidi!

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Well since her boob job Heidi Montag has just been slowly but surely heading down the Aubrey O’ Day path of slutiness. Her new video is just a moving American Apparel ad, and I don’t mean that in a good way, I mean it in a “Oh yes I want you to molest me Dov Charney” kind of way. The video is just a series of compromising positions. So much for being a christian artist, unless she wants to get fondled by a nun.

Thanks Just Jared for the liquid gold that are these pictures

Interview Magazine might be quick to call Marc Jacobs our generations Andy Warhol, but to give the twinkalicious designer such an honor ignores one key fact, Marc’s old enough to be our dad. That ageist tidbit had me thinking about who in our demographic represents the modern day Warhol and unfortunately all signs pointed to one person, Spencer Pratt. 

The 25 year old producer, mudslinger, media whore, entrepreneur and party boy has in a matter of four years garnered the type of public attention that would make any Warholian raise an eyebrow and take notice.  With his muse, Heidi Montag (a modern day Edie Sedgewick, perhaps), on his arm Spencer Pratt has managed to get massive amounts of coverage for producing works of media art that are about as basic as drawing a can of tomato soup on a canvas. The posterboy for “15 minutes of fame”, Spencer has withstood the deluge of public bashings like a resilient turd cake on the porcelain surface of our society’s tabloid toilet and has pushed his career farther than any reality television to date. 

Don’t think Spencer Pratt is a good candidate for todays Warhol?  Check out our ten reasons why he just might be the artists second coming. 

1. Warhol was responsible for launching the music career of The Velvet Underground. Pratt’s responsible for launching the music career of Heidi Montag, a decision we all will have to live with for the rest of our lives.

2. Warhol made headlines for producing works of art which many critics deemed nothing more than a hoax. Spencer makes headlines for producing bowel movements. 

 3. Warhol’s muse was socialite Edie Sedgewick who tragically died at age 28 from an overdose.  Heidi Montag is 21.

4. Warhol was known for shooting painful to watch, boring art films which nobody ever watched or cared about. Pratt directed Heidi’s first music video. 

5. The success of Andy Warhol helped launched the careers of other pop artists like Jean-Michel Basquiat. The success of Spencer Pratt helped launch Bromance…

Andy Warhol as The Boy Wonder with Nico as Batman

6. Andy Warhol loved superheroes and was know for producing art featuring Superman and the film Batman Dracula. Spencer did this …

7. Andy Warhol founded Interview magazine, a gossip publication dedicated to his favorite celebrities. 100% of Spencer’s income comes from selling before and after picts of his girlfriends boob job to In Touch Weekly. 

8. Much of Warhol’s work explored the nude male form and were deemed homoerotic.  Spencer Pratt just got offered $1 million to appear nude in Playgirl. Oh yeah, and Bromance…

9. Andy Warhol’s work has been used to sell snowboards, sneakers, dresses, school supplies, perfume, thong bikinis, and cans of Campbell’s soup. Spencer Pratt’s been used to sell issues of Radar Magazine. 

10. Andy Warhol predicted that in the future everyone would have 15 minutes of fame. Spencer Pratt to the utter dismay of America has fulfilled that prophesy. 

Top 25 best dressed:

Tavi, the 12- year-old blogger, always takes a dose of fashion daily. Starting at young age, it’s clear fashion is in her roots. Embracing her style, the blogger takes a picture daily for all to see her stardom.

Walking off the Gossip Girl set Blake Lively never steps out of her fashion forward character. The actress is always looking trendy and perfectly put together.

Camilla Belle never fails to strut her success with the perfect outfit. Camilla always accessorizes perfectly for her unique outfits.

Taking after her mother, Lourdes Leon never fails to make a statement. It’s clear Lourdes is just one step away from becoming the daring icon, who’s footsteps she follows.

Zoe Kravitz never fails to impress us with her fashion choices. She’s a gal who certainly knows how to accessorize while choosing bright colors to make a statement.

Demi Lovato emerges into fame the right way with fashion at the forefront. Demi always looks dressed to impress with the latest trends, while bringing her personal style to the table.

Katy Perry’s fame hit us from the blindspot, but we’re not complaining. We like a girl who isn’t afraid of expression; Katy’s always been a girl who speaks, or sings, her mind; her fashion choices reflect this as well.

Joe Jonas takes no backseat to fashion. The trendsetter is always looking on his game in ties, jackets, and our favorite hats!

Our man Kingston Stefani always has his fashion cap on. Kingston doesn’t need Gwen! He’s been a trendsetter since day one.

Suri Cruise, the emergin fashionista herself, is always looking ready to strut in her adorable dresses and skirts. I don’t think this gal has ever repeated an outfit!

Bijou Phillips doesn’t just look style ready in her ad campaigns. The supermodel’s always in character with elegant skirts, coats, and our favorite chic dresses.

Emergin teen actress Selena Gomez hits the scene with the perfectly trendy outfits. We love that this girl knows how to dress her age while still keeping her unique sense of style in mind.

Emma Watson has shed her Harry Potter gettup nowadays and she’s ready to hit the streets as an icon for current fashions. We think she’s doing a good job! Keep the cute dresses coming.

Though Mary-Kate Olsen is often judged for her “out-there” fashion choices, we like that she knows how to make an entrance. She’s not afraid of her style and she certainly knows how to put together an outfit.

Jessica Szohr may look simple, but she always looks trendy. The actress is always camera ready with her fashion foot forward.

Taking after his father, Jaden Smith never fails to impress. When the 10-year-old enters a room all eyes are on him because he’s the trendsetter.

Known for being self-induldged and overly confident teen on Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick has style with a voice. Talks of Ed’s own clothing line are emerging, and if it features his own style, we can’t wait!

15-year-old Taylor Momsen has stepped into the limelight lately, and she’s done so with the right idea. Known as “Jennie” on Gossip Girl, Taylor’s always looking fabulous in the perfect variety of dresses that never ends.

Starring in Weeds, Hunter Parrish doesn’t ever forget where the cameras are. Hunter’s always looking great in suits, jackets, and colors that work wonders.

Coming close to the release of her new movie, Alexis Bledel is looking better than ever! The actress has been seen in a vartiety of elegant dresses looking red-carpet ready constantly.

Being Leo Dicaprio’s girlfriend certainly has its perks. Now, not only does the supermodel have the camera on her during shoots, she has the camera on her nearly all the time. Bar Rafaeli keeps her style alive as she pursues a unique spin on popular trends that always turns out on a positive note.

Becki Newton certainly knows how to accessorize. The actress loves her dresses and numerous styles of shoes, which she brings to the red carpet in confidence.

Keira Knightley knows what it’s like to be famous on two fronts. Keira’s not only known for her acting talents, but she’s a fashionista in her own right. Keira loves her elaborate dresses, and so do we! She’s always in iconic character.

Designer’s daughter on Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester certainly follows up her character’s fashion choices in real life. Leighton always picks the right ensemble.  Whether its pencil skirts with heels or chic dresses with the perfect handbag, Leighton never fails to impress

Top 15 Worst Dressed:

“Do, Do You Got A First Aid Kit,” for her face! This Danity Kane singer is always wearing to much makeup and not enough clothes. Aubrey O’Day used to look good, but she has really been a tranny mess of late.

Amy Winehouse used to be such a cute innocent girl from England. She used to dress well, and fairly conservative too. Now she is a cracked out drug and alcohol abuser who spends more time “powdering her nose” than getting dressed (if she event puts clothes on).

She started out as a “Heroine Chic” hipster forerunner. Now Cory Kennedy is just a heroine user who just blends in with all the Williamsburg hipsters. She has become surprisingly unoriginal, and could seriously use a shower.

I can’t stand the fact that Rihanna is tricking the impressionable minds of the American youth that leather leggings are fashionable. We give her props for trying to support smaller indie designers, but when you look like that you’re almost giving them a bad rep. Let us not forget that week span where she was photographed wearing the same outfit everyday.

What did we really expect from the offspring of a professional wrestler and 2008′s cougar of the year. I think it is safe to say Brooke Hogan doesn’t know best.

Kim Kardashian has really lived up to her sex tape making reputation by continuing her slutty appearance off camera. You know your dad always says how you may give the wrong impression to guys with the way you dress? Well this is what he was talking about.

There is someting ironic about dressing like a tough rocker and then proceeding to threaten transexuals like Trace Cyrus does. If you were ever confused on what an “emo” kid looks like, well here is your answer. I personally have never had problems with tattoos, but facial piercings are a totally different story.

I thought we were over the guy liner and flat ironing our hair phase, but Pete Wentz just won’t let it go. Not that I don’t occasionally enjoy wearing a comfortable hooded sweatshirt. But when thats all you wear and you always have the hood up, it gets old fast. Lucky for him his wife isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, or she might force him to change his look for once.

Is it bad that “Little Miss Sunshine” makes me want to puke every time I see her? Yes, she may be twelve but regardless Abigail Breslin dresses like crap. We live in a decade where twelve year old girls are supposed to look eighteen, and well it’s no fun when you actually look twelve. Can someone say stylist?

When you are following in the footsteps of Cory Kennedy (who is already on this list), what did you expect? You are a wannbe hipster who spends your C-list celebrity paycheck on coke and alcohol. Oh and the OC wasn’t even that good! Guess this is what happens when you have to go back to shopping at Urban Outfitters because your career is over.

This Canadian punk wannabe, Avril Lavigne, should be deported immediately. The pink, black and white color scheme was done years ago, right along with pink streaks in your hair. You tour is doing terrible and so is your stylist.

Sam looks decent for a guy, but still not even that good. We are over the whole fedora and high top sneakers everyday. I would pay to see her in a dress, but I guess one of them had to be the man of the relationship, and it seems like Lindsay wouldn’t give in.

Since her boy toy Spencer came out and said how he gets paid to go places and gets all this free stuff, we can’t help but think that the disgusting clothes Heidi wears were free. Heidi is exactly what fashion shouldn’t be. Her style is terrible and as fake as her chest…and nose…and hair color…and reality show!

Well Tila Tequila does dress right for the job of being the biggest MySpace whore of all time. She is the only one with bad enough style that both guys and girls don’t want to date her.

This self proclaimed “trendsetter” couldn’t be any further from that in my eyes. When you show up to red carpet events in graduation gowns and turbans claiming to be fashionable you know you have a problem. You know you aren’t looking so good when every other poorly dressed person on this list is complimenting you, and every one on the best dressed list is laughing at you from a distance. I will say his best accessory is his little “mushroom cut” rocking friend Anna Wintour, but only because it dumbs down his awfulness. Fashion should be different and outlandish at the time, but practical at the same time. Andre doesn’t have that.

*Commentary on our worst dressed is courtesy of Corey Moran.. so hate him!

Our favorite time of the year has come! The Heidiwood look book has been released and guess who graces the cover this time around…Heidi! The fall collection for Anchor Blue is composed of tight T-shirts, mini skirts, pants and hoodies. I’m not sure if there is one outfit that doesn’t expose Heidi’s midriff, but I don’t think there is. Someone needs to tell this girl to stop designing and if she insists on designing, we have some advice. Please hire a model. It would save us all a lot of time and frustration.

Last week, we posted the Letterman interview with Mary-Kate Olsen, in which she refuses to talk about her celeb peers, yet manages to quickly state that Spencer Pratt had a bad temper in high school. Then next day, he retaliated and called her “the ugliest of the Olsen twins.” He also admitted (back in 2007) the he “made $50,000 in high school by selling a photo he took of Mary-Kate drinking at a party.”

”I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see…I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman…I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.” From US Weekly

Once again, more respect for Mary-Kate, and douchebag privileges for Spencer.

In other news, Heidi Montag claims that she is very similar to Jesus, by producing a Christian Album sometime next year. “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. [I consider myself] kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

On Being more like Angelina Jolie: “[This August, Spencer and I will] feed children and help build things.” (She once planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.)

On her relationship with GOD: “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”

On Jesus’ Forgiveness: “I don’t think people are ever going to get that [but Lauren will] always have a place in my heart.”

Image Source: Just Jared

Heidi probably had to blow the hillbilly in this picture to get this Jelliquarium for free, but hell was it worth it.  Can these two please stop posing in front of things? It makes me really hate everything that’s in the same picture with them.  Currently added to the list; Jelliquariums, hillbillies, beepers (really, people still carry these?!?), man highlights, oversized polo shirts, and faded jeans. I mean I hated those things anyways, but now I extra hate them.

Thanks to Trend De La Creme for linking us this pict.