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GIRLS / September 23 2008 1:00 PM

Heidi Gets Ready to Make White Dress Trash

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Heidi Gets Ready to Make White Dress Trash

This isn’t the first time Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt announced some future plans involving the exchange of I dos. Recently; however, Heidi has announced a rather horrifying aspect of the future wedding. What is that scary little secret? Well, it’s probably best that it goes unsaid, but Heidi’s planning on designing her own wedding dress! Don’t get me wrong, this could be a fabulous, innovative road to head down; however, you need some design talent! I don’t know why Heidi would ever want to walk down the isle in her own creation, or anywhere for that matter. Well, at least it’s nearly impossible to scare Spencer away; no worries there Heidi!

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GIRLS / August 25 2008 7:00 PM

Before They Became Pornstars: Heidi Montag

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Before:

Before They Became Pornstars: Heidi Montag

 

After:

Before They Became Pornstars: Heidi Montag

Well since her boob job Heidi Montag has just been slowly but surely heading down the Aubrey O’ Day path of slutiness. Her new video is just a moving American Apparel ad, and I don’t mean that in a good way, I mean it in a “Oh yes I want you to molest me Dov Charney” kind of way. The video is just a series of compromising positions. So much for being a christian artist, unless she wants to get fondled by a nun.

 

Thanks Just Jared for the liquid gold that are these pictures

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Uncategorized / August 6 2008 6:30 AM

Ten Reasons Why Spencer Pratt Might be is Our Generations Andy Warhol

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Ten Reasons Why Spencer Pratt Might be is Our Generations Andy Warhol

Interview Magazine might be quick to call Marc Jacobs our generations Andy Warhol, but to give the twinkalicious designer such an honor ignores one key fact, Marc’s old enough to be our dad. That ageist tidbit had me thinking about who in our demographic represents the modern day Warhol and unfortunately all signs pointed to one person, Spencer Pratt. 

The 25 year old producer, mudslinger, media whore, entrepreneur and party boy has in a matter of four years garnered the type of public attention that would make any Warholian raise an eyebrow and take notice.  With his muse, Heidi Montag (a modern day Edie Sedgewick, perhaps), on his arm Spencer Pratt has managed to get massive amounts of coverage for producing works of media art that are about as basic as drawing a can of tomato soup on a canvas. The posterboy for “15 minutes of fame”, Spencer has withstood the deluge of public bashings like a resilient turd cake on the porcelain surface of our society’s tabloid toilet and has pushed his career farther than any reality television to date. 

Don’t think Spencer Pratt is a good candidate for todays Warhol?  Check out our ten reasons why he just might be the artists second coming. 

1. Warhol was responsible for launching the music career of The Velvet Underground. Pratt’s responsible for launching the music career of Heidi Montag, a decision we all will have to live with for the rest of our lives.

2. Warhol made headlines for producing works of art which many critics deemed nothing more than a hoax. Spencer makes headlines for producing bowel movements. 

Ten Reasons Why Spencer Pratt Might be is Our Generations Andy Warhol

 3. Warhol’s muse was socialite Edie Sedgewick who tragically died at age 28 from an overdose.  Heidi Montag is 21.

 


4. Warhol was known for shooting painful to watch, boring art films which nobody ever watched or cared about. Pratt directed Heidi’s first music video. 

 

Ten Reasons Why Spencer Pratt Might be is Our Generations Andy Warhol

5. The success of Andy Warhol helped launched the careers of other pop artists like Jean-Michel Basquiat. The success of Spencer Pratt helped launch Bromance

Ten Reasons Why Spencer Pratt Might be is Our Generations Andy Warhol

Andy Warhol as The Boy Wonder with Nico as Batman

6. Andy Warhol loved superheroes and was know for producing art featuring Superman and the film Batman Dracula. Spencer did this …

Ten Reasons Why Spencer Pratt Might be is Our Generations Andy Warhol

7. Andy Warhol founded Interview magazine, a gossip publication dedicated to his favorite celebrities. 100% of Spencer’s income comes from selling before and after picts of his girlfriends boob job to In Touch Weekly. 

8. Much of Warhol’s work explored the nude male form and were deemed homoerotic.  Spencer Pratt just got offered $1 million to appear nude in Playgirl. Oh yeah, and Bromance

9. Andy Warhol’s work has been used to sell snowboards, sneakers, dresses, school supplies, perfume, thong bikinis, and cans of Campbell’s soup. Spencer Pratt’s been used to sell issues of Radar Magazine

10. Andy Warhol predicted that in the future everyone would have 15 minutes of fame. Spencer Pratt to the utter dismay of America has fulfilled that prophesy. 

 

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GIRLS / July 30 2008 12:52 PM

Fashion Indie’s Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

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Vanity Fair released their list. Here is ours!

Top 25 best dressed:

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Tavi, the 12- year-old blogger, always takes a dose of fashion daily. Starting at young age, it’s clear fashion is in her roots. Embracing her style, the blogger takes a picture daily for all to see her stardom.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Walking off the Gossip Girl set Blake Lively never steps out of her fashion forward character. The actress is always looking trendy and perfectly put together.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Camilla Belle never fails to strut her success with the perfect outfit. Camilla always accessorizes perfectly for her unique outfits.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Taking after her mother, Lourdes Leon never fails to make a statement. It’s clear Lourdes is just one step away from becoming the daring icon, who’s footsteps she follows.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Zoe Kravitz never fails to impress us with her fashion choices. She’s a gal who certainly knows how to accessorize while choosing bright colors to make a statement.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Demi Lovato emerges into fame the right way with fashion at the forefront. Demi always looks dressed to impress with the latest trends, while bringing her personal style to the table.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Katy Perry’s fame hit us from the blindspot, but we’re not complaining. We like a girl who isn’t afraid of expression; Katy’s always been a girl who speaks, or sings, her mind; her fashion choices reflect this as well.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Joe Jonas takes no backseat to fashion. The trendsetter is always looking on his game in ties, jackets, and our favorite hats!

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Our man Kingston Stefani always has his fashion cap on. Kingston doesn’t need Gwen! He’s been a trendsetter since day one.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Suri Cruise, the emergin fashionista herself, is always looking ready to strut in her adorable dresses and skirts. I don’t think this gal has ever repeated an outfit!

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Bijou Phillips doesn’t just look style ready in her ad campaigns. The supermodel’s always in character with elegant skirts, coats, and our favorite chic dresses.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Emergin teen actress Selena Gomez hits the scene with the perfectly trendy outfits. We love that this girl knows how to dress her age while still keeping her unique sense of style in mind.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Emma Watson has shed her Harry Potter gettup nowadays and she’s ready to hit the streets as an icon for current fashions. We think she’s doing a good job! Keep the cute dresses coming.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Though Mary-Kate Olsen is often judged for her “out-there” fashion choices, we like that she knows how to make an entrance. She’s not afraid of her style and she certainly knows how to put together an outfit.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Jessica Szohr may look simple, but she always looks trendy. The actress is always camera ready with her fashion foot forward.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Taking after his father, Jaden Smith never fails to impress. When the 10-year-old enters a room all eyes are on him because he’s the trendsetter.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Known for being self-induldged and overly confident teen on Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick has style with a voice. Talks of Ed’s own clothing line are emerging, and if it features his own style, we can’t wait!

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

15-year-old Taylor Momsen has stepped into the limelight lately, and she’s done so with the right idea. Known as “Jennie” on Gossip Girl, Taylor’s always looking fabulous in the perfect variety of dresses that never ends.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Starring in Weeds, Hunter Parrish doesn’t ever forget where the cameras are. Hunter’s always looking great in suits, jackets, and colors that work wonders.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Coming close to the release of her new movie, Alexis Bledel is looking better than ever! The actress has been seen in a vartiety of elegant dresses looking red-carpet ready constantly.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Being Leo Dicaprio’s girlfriend certainly has its perks. Now, not only does the supermodel have the camera on her during shoots, she has the camera on her nearly all the time. Bar Rafaeli keeps her style alive as she pursues a unique spin on popular trends that always turns out on a positive note.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Becki Newton certainly knows how to accessorize. The actress loves her dresses and numerous styles of shoes, which she brings to the red carpet in confidence.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Keira Knightley knows what it’s like to be famous on two fronts. Keira’s not only known for her acting talents, but she’s a fashionista in her own right. Keira loves her elaborate dresses, and so do we! She’s always in iconic character.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Designer’s daughter on Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester certainly follows up her character’s fashion choices in real life. Leighton always picks the right ensemble.  Whether its pencil skirts with heels or chic dresses with the perfect handbag, Leighton never fails to impress

Top 15 Worst Dressed:

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

“Do, Do You Got A First Aid Kit,” for her face! This Danity Kane singer is always wearing to much makeup and not enough clothes. Aubrey O’Day used to look good, but she has really been a tranny mess of late.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Amy Winehouse used to be such a cute innocent girl from England. She used to dress well, and fairly conservative too. Now she is a cracked out drug and alcohol abuser who spends more time “powdering her nose” than getting dressed (if she event puts clothes on).

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

She started out as a “Heroine Chic” hipster forerunner. Now Cory Kennedy is just a heroine user who just blends in with all the Williamsburg hipsters. She has become surprisingly unoriginal, and could seriously use a shower.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

I can’t stand the fact that Rihanna is tricking the impressionable minds of the American youth that leather leggings are fashionable. We give her props for trying to support smaller indie designers, but when you look like that you’re almost giving them a bad rep. Let us not forget that week span where she was photographed wearing the same outfit everyday.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

What did we really expect from the offspring of a professional wrestler and 2008′s cougar of the year. I think it is safe to say Brooke Hogan doesn’t know best.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Kim Kardashian has really lived up to her sex tape making reputation by continuing her slutty appearance off camera. You know your dad always says how you may give the wrong impression to guys with the way you dress? Well this is what he was talking about.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

There is someting ironic about dressing like a tough rocker and then proceeding to threaten transexuals like Trace Cyrus does. If you were ever confused on what an “emo” kid looks like, well here is your answer. I personally have never had problems with tattoos, but facial piercings are a totally different story.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

I thought we were over the guy liner and flat ironing our hair phase, but Pete Wentz just won’t let it go. Not that I don’t occasionally enjoy wearing a comfortable hooded sweatshirt. But when thats all you wear and you always have the hood up, it gets old fast. Lucky for him his wife isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, or she might force him to change his look for once.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Is it bad that “Little Miss Sunshine” makes me want to puke every time I see her? Yes, she may be twelve but regardless Abigail Breslin dresses like crap. We live in a decade where twelve year old girls are supposed to look eighteen, and well it’s no fun when you actually look twelve. Can someone say stylist?

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

When you are following in the footsteps of Cory Kennedy (who is already on this list), what did you expect? You are a wannbe hipster who spends your C-list celebrity paycheck on coke and alcohol. Oh and the OC wasn’t even that good! Guess this is what happens when you have to go back to shopping at Urban Outfitters because your career is over.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

This Canadian punk wannabe, Avril Lavigne, should be deported immediately. The pink, black and white color scheme was done years ago, right along with pink streaks in your hair. You tour is doing terrible and so is your stylist.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Sam looks decent for a guy, but still not even that good. We are over the whole fedora and high top sneakers everyday. I would pay to see her in a dress, but I guess one of them had to be the man of the relationship, and it seems like Lindsay wouldn’t give in.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Since her boy toy Spencer came out and said how he gets paid to go places and gets all this free stuff, we can’t help but think that the disgusting clothes Heidi wears were free. Heidi is exactly what fashion shouldn’t be. Her style is terrible and as fake as her chest…and nose…and hair color…and reality show!

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Well Tila Tequila does dress right for the job of being the biggest MySpace whore of all time. She is the only one with bad enough style that both guys and girls don’t want to date her.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

This self proclaimed “trendsetter” couldn’t be any further from that in my eyes. When you show up to red carpet events in graduation gowns and turbans claiming to be fashionable you know you have a problem. You know you aren’t looking so good when every other poorly dressed person on this list is complimenting you, and every one on the best dressed list is laughing at you from a distance. I will say his best accessory is his little “mushroom cut” rocking friend Anna Wintour, but only because it dumbs down his awfulness. Fashion should be different and outlandish at the time, but practical at the same time. Andre doesn’t have that.

*Commentary on our worst dressed is courtesy of Corey Moran.. so hate him!

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THE BURNBOOK / July 15 2008 1:13 PM

Heidi for Heidiwood

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Heidi for Heidiwood

Heidi for Heidiwood

Our favorite time of the year has come! The Heidiwood look book has been released and guess who graces the cover this time around…Heidi! The fall collection for Anchor Blue is composed of tight T-shirts, mini skirts, pants and hoodies. I’m not sure if there is one outfit that doesn’t expose Heidi’s midriff, but I don’t think there is. Someone needs to tell this girl to stop designing and if she insists on designing, we have some advice. Please hire a model. It would save us all a lot of time and frustration.

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THE BURNBOOK / June 30 2008 3:11 PM

Spencer Pratt Fights Back, Heidi Compares Herself to Jesus

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Spencer Pratt Fights Back, Heidi Compares Herself to Jesus

Last week, we posted the Letterman interview with Mary-Kate Olsen, in which she refuses to talk about her celeb peers, yet manages to quickly state that Spencer Pratt had a bad temper in high school. Then next day, he retaliated and called her “the ugliest of the Olsen twins.” He also admitted (back in 2007) the he “made $50,000 in high school by selling a photo he took of Mary-Kate drinking at a party.”

”I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see…I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman…I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.” From US Weekly

Once again, more respect for Mary-Kate, and douchebag privileges for Spencer.

Spencer Pratt Fights Back, Heidi Compares Herself to Jesus

In other news, Heidi Montag claims that she is very similar to Jesus, by producing a Christian Album sometime next year. “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. [I consider myself] kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

On Being more like Angelina Jolie: “[This August, Spencer and I will] feed children and help build things.” (She once planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.)

On her relationship with GOD: “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”

On Jesus’ Forgiveness: “I don’t think people are ever going to get that [but Lauren will] always have a place in my heart.”

Image Source: Just Jared

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Uncategorized / June 24 2008 11:36 AM

Wait For It. More Heidi and Spencer Product Endorsement

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Wait For It. More Heidi and Spencer Product Endorsement

Heidi probably had to blow the hillbilly in this picture to get this Jelliquarium for free, but hell was it worth it.  Can these two please stop posing in front of things? It makes me really hate everything that’s in the same picture with them.  Currently added to the list; Jelliquariums, hillbillies, beepers (really, people still carry these?!?), man highlights, oversized polo shirts, and faded jeans. I mean I hated those things anyways, but now I extra hate them.

Thanks to Trend De La Creme for linking us this pict.

 

 

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GIRLS / June 19 2008 1:44 PM

Street Zero: Heidi Montag

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As if she isn’t annoying enough, Heidi Montag and her shoes officially win the award for the most egregious abuse of a logo. It’s even worse than Tory Burch, because you know that the ginormous looped C’s of Chanel added a few hundred dollars to the price tag of those sandals, while Tory’s logo only adds a few dozen. Sure, I could choose to blame Chanel, but the house has brought so much to fashion and has designed many gorgeous pieces. Heidi, well, her only service is providing us with the assurance that as long as she’s around, there’s someone more self-centered and vapid than we are.

Street Zero: Heidi Montag

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