Jimmy Kimmel Gets an Early Start on Next Year’s Oscar Race with “Movie: The Movie”

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

This is perhaps the greatest cinematic achievement that will actually never be achieved. Sure, The Artist may be the year’s Best Picture, but does it have Kate Beckinsale banging Chewbacca? Jimmy Kimmel recruited basically every star under the sun for the trailer of epic fake film, Movie: The Movie. Let’s see, we’ve got Tom Hanks as a robotic lawyer, Charlize Theron as a gun-toting sexy judge, Meryl Streep in a mustache, George Clooney as a wheelchair-bound scientist, Don Cheadle as a black white swan, Dame Helen Mirren on a hovercraft, Matt Damon as a disgruntled bunch of grapes, Gary Oldman as a centaur, Daniel Day-Lewis as Tyler Perry as George Washington  and Gabourey Sidibe as Black Hitler riding a meteor headed straight for Earth. Based on the novel Push by Sapphire, Movie: The Movie ensures that once you go black Hitler, you’ll never go back Hitler.

Words of Wisdom and Doddering Charm Courtesy of Iris Apfel

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Iris Apfel is a fashion icon. And she’s 90 godddamn years old. Meaning that she can and will say whatever the hell she wants. In an amazing interview with The Daily Telegraph, Apfel gives her take on New York fashion, celebrity style and that time Lindsay Lohan asked her to be her Svengali. Hint: she said no. 

RED CARPET REPORT CARD: Helen Mirren in Dolce & Gabbana

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

In this edition of Red Carpet Report Card, Helen Mirren will be graded on her Dolce & Gabbana look worn to the London Premiere of Arthur. See how she looked after the jump.

RED CARPET REPORT CARD: Helen Mirren in Lanvin

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

In this edition of Red Carpet Report Card, Helen Mirren will be graded on her Lanvin Spring 2011 look worn to her own hand and footprint ceremony at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. See how she looked after the jump.

Anne Hathaway and James Franco to Host the Oscars

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

The Oscars are getting a lot younger and hotter this year as the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences have announced that the telecast will be hosted by Anne Hathaway and James Franco.

CELEBULITE: Helen Mirren Wears Stripper Heels

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

What beauty secrets does the beautiful and talented Helen Mirren hold dear? Sucking in for one:

Helen Mirren Knows the Secret to Looking Terrific

Edited by The Fashion Web

Dame Helen Mirren may be 65 years old, but she is one of the most beautiful actresses today, and looks better in a bikini than plenty of women half her age. How does she do it? The latest celebrity gossip is that she simply holds in her stomach. She also…

COVERGIRL: Cameron Diaz for Harper’s Bazaar August 2010

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

She’s an always smiling, booty-shaking, kick ass blonde movie goddess, and in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Cameron Diaz reveals that she is more focused than ever on her career, her friends, and dating men, not boys.

Fashion Quotables: Helen Mirren

Edited by Andy Wass

“DWS: Dresses With Sleeves.”

Helen Mirren, in The Telegraph, on her idea for a new line of dresses.

The rumor is that Mirren said she would love to make her own label with British retailer Marks & Spencer.  I have a feeling that she was being moderately facetious, but if M&S can find a new way to make some money….!