Disney Rollergirl Goes Inside the House of Holland


In the early nineties when I was a mere fledgling fashionista, there was a huge post-acid London club scene that started me on my road to style-surfing and people-watching. Girls would spend their Saturday afternoons scoring velvet catsuits from Pam Hogg or corset tops from Wit & Wisdom at Hyper Hyper to wear with teetering, towering uber-platforms from Vivienne Westwood. Boys would sport leather trousers from John Richmond with Vivienne Westwood’s orb necklaces, perhaps topped off with a second-hand mink coat. Rankin would pitch up to Love Ranch - a club in a naff venue in Leicester Square - with his tripod and black sheet and set up an impromptu studio where he’d take snaps of creative club kids to publish in his new magazine, a foldout affair called Dazed & Confused.
Fast-forward fifteen years to a rainy Wednesday night in a naff club next to The London Palladium. Sixth form club kids are pouring into Movida to celebrate Henry Holland’s new night, complete with nineties soundtrack - Alison Limerick! FPI Project! The place is packed tighter than a Wag’s suitcase. The girls have peroxide hair, ruby red lips, body con dresses. The boys have curly quiffs, painted nails, kooky headwear. Hang on, is that a photography ’studio’ set up in the corner? Why yes it is!
Some things it seems, never change. Each generation thinks it invented clubbing but at the end of the day what does it matter really? Last night these kids on a natural high (no gurning faces in sight) had it going on with their hi-energy dancing and agonised-over outfits. All they cared about was looking hot, showing off and letting the good times roll. Isn’t that the coolest thing?
Saynt - When it’s put that way, why yes, this party may have been the shit. But the photo studio in the back sounds a bit to Misshapes to me, which definitely brought in a higher caliber guestlist.
Courtesy -Disney Rollergirl
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7 Comments »Parties We Missed : House of Holland Movida

The Hollandmiester Himself. Yes, he loves hair gel.
Jezebel.com just posted photos of Henry Holland’s newest party, House of Holland Movida. This must have just been a gathering of the biggest style victims in London, cause the fashion prowess was definitely lacking. Let’s just say we wouldn’t be caught dead looking like any of these British hipsters. Oh, and thanks for taking over the spot of the Misshapes buddy, some people over here we’re unsure who to cling onto since they packed up shop.

If it was black face paint it would be offensive. Because it’s white, it’s just stupid.

She looks like someone dipped her legs in grape juice. Don’t you know that stuff stains?!?

Where’s Waldo? Douchebag Edition

“Oh, a photo of little old me, I’m just here casually posing with a flute of champagne in front of this step and repeat, how unexpected!”

Must not have gotten the invite that stated “Odd Attire Required”

Ah, did mommy let you dress yourself today. Don’t forget your lunch box.

I promise I won’t piss my pants.

Did you come straight from the runway? You know you don’t have to suck Holland’s balls if you got an invite.
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2 Comments »Another Day, Another Hipster Party Blog
Hipster party blogs tend to be popping up faster than a boner on prom night. The Vagabond Set is the newest, completely unoriginal, shit fest for celebrating those crazy hipsters. To get their site off to a good start they photographed Cory Kennedy defiling an American flag and 15 minutes and counting hall of famer Henry Holland.
What’s the deal with these sites? Is it really all that fun to see who went to a party you didn’t get invited too?

Oh, yeah and big surprise two people were wearing those stupid ass Kanye West glasses. Of course, if you asked them why they willingly dressed like douche bags, they’ll just say they were being ironic or something.


Cory
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File this under news I could care less about.
Henry Holland, the joker of the new young fashion movement, is launching a party in his good old Britian. Sounds like someone is trying to be a Misshape.
Starting Wednesday, March 26, Mr. Holland and his posse will take over Movida, a club on Argyll Street in London’s West End.
The DJs for the shindig, which happens once a month, include Henry, Agyness, Sam Ranger, and Matt Irwin, plus someone named “Fleur Holland”.
The parties will most likely rock, but can you guys please bring these things over here, the UK’s already got enough cool.
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