Parties We Missed : House of Holland Movida

Edited by Saynt

The Hollandmiester Himself.  Yes, he loves hair gel. 

Jezebel.com just posted photos of Henry Holland’s newest party, House of Holland Movida. This must have just been a gathering of the biggest style victims in London, cause the fashion prowess was definitely lacking.  Let’s just say we wouldn’t be caught dead looking like any of these British hipsters.  Oh, and thanks for taking over the spot of the Misshapes buddy, some people over here we’re unsure who to cling onto since they packed up shop.

If it was black face paint it would be offensive. Because it’s white, it’s just stupid.

She looks like someone dipped her legs in grape juice. Don’t you know that stuff stains?!?

 

Where’s Waldo? Douchebag Edition

“Oh, a photo of little old me, I’m just here casually posing with a flute of champagne in front of this step and repeat, how unexpected!”

 

Must not have gotten the invite that stated “Odd Attire Required”

 

Ah, did mommy let you dress yourself today. Don’t forget your lunch box.

 

I promise I won’t piss my pants.

 

Did you come straight from the runway?  You know you don’t have to suck Holland’s balls if you got an invite.

 

Another Day, Another Hipster Party Blog

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Hipster party blogs tend to be popping up faster than a boner on prom night. The Vagabond Set is the newest, completely unoriginal, shit fest for celebrating those crazy hipsters.  To get their site off to a good start they photographed Cory Kennedy defiling an American flag and 15 minutes and counting hall of famer Henry Holland.

What’s the deal with these sites?  Is it really all that fun to see who went to a party you didn’t get invited too?

Oh, yeah and big surprise two people were wearing those stupid ass Kanye West glasses. Of course, if you asked them why they willingly dressed like douche bags, they’ll just say they were being ironic or something.

Cory

House Party of Holland

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File this under news I could care less about.

Henry Holland, the joker of the new young fashion movement, is launching a party in his good old Britian. Sounds like someone is trying to be a Misshape.

Starting Wednesday, March 26, Mr. Holland and his posse will take over Movida, a club on Argyll Street in London’s West End.

The DJs for the shindig, which happens once a month, include Henry, Agyness, Sam Ranger, and Matt Irwin, plus someone named “Fleur Holland”.

The parties will most likely rock, but can you guys please bring these things over here, the UK’s already got enough cool.