All Entries Tagged With: "hipster"

Hipsters + Acid Trip Videos + Cheap Special Effects + Shamu = Seizures

natalie portman’s shaved head - sophisticated side ponytail from thatgo on Vimeo.

This is the reason why hipsters can’t rule the world. When your band’s name is Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head you have no excuse why you shouldn’t be mocked mercifully. The song “Sophisticated Side Ponytail” is a true hipster gem. The cheap computer work that could be done with any Adobe program, and the unecessary amount of American Apparel spandex are the two tell tail signs of hipster destruction. I pray that this song never makes it out of Williamsburg. Who raps about Shamu anyways?

Thunderheist: Strangly Addictive Jerking Song

thunderheist - jerk it from thatgo on Vimeo.

If you don’t know Thunderheist, now you do. This video incorporates just the right amount of techno beats, animal prints, asiany hipsters, and references to Jerking It.

Yeah, I’m in love.

The Official Soap of Hipsters

The official beer of Williamsburg (sorry Brooklyn Brew) has been made into soap.  It seems someone discovered how fresh their skin felt after a night of binge drinking when they woke up in a cheap puddle of barfed up Pabst Blue Ribbon.  The soap is available on Etsy and is by far the last thing I would ever want to bathe in, but hell, it would make a great gag/intervention gift for that special someone in your life who still hasn’t discovered their tolerance level.

You can find Beer Soap here for $4.75 a bar.

“I’m Not a Hipster” and Other Things Hipsters Say

They Say: Things are so much more real in Brooklyn.

They Mean: There are just enough white people around to make me feel safe in this former crackhead neighborhood. Plus, my dealer lives down the block, score.

I’m starting to collect things hipsters say and what they really mean for a book Fashion Indie’s working on. That’s right indies, we’re on the publishing trail. Feel free to submit some goodies and if it makes it in we’ll credit you or something.  I don’t know, I don’t care (hey that can probably make it in).