Well for any perv who has ever been quoted saying “God I would do anything to eat (insert food item here) out of his/her (insert body part here)” well your time has finally come. The good news is that this time it’s your sushi that smells like fish, and not that special ladies snatch. Bodylicious by Hiroshi Tsunoda is a subtle way of saying that you’re that creepy person who may rummage through someones underwear drawer at night for a quick sniff. I mean to top it off they share a similar body shape with that of a prepubescent child. So when your pastor is licking the remains of his meal from the crotch region of this uber creepy plate, as he is locked in a laser beam stare with you, at least you know that it is time to head for the hills. I could honestly go on for days with these silly little quips, but I’d rather hear some from you indies, and if they are good enough I’ll add them to the post.

Thanks LikeCool for reminding me how creepy some people really are.