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- Terry Richardson disease is now a full-blown pandemic infecting the nation’s youth. [Styleite]
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- The Twitterverse rejoiced after learning that Michelle Obama has joined the social media giant. And while the actual account will be run by the Fierce Lady’s team, her personal tweets will be lovingly signed, “MO.” With the hashtag: #HBIC [MOBama's Twitter]
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Expecting mother Beyoncé and expecting grandmother Tina Knowles hopped the pond Saturday night to launch their House of Deréon line in the UK.
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Poor Beyoncé. On the heels of announcing her pregnancy in true diva style — dramatically and with a tossed microphone — she’s back helping mom Tina Knowles on that blight on fashion’s facade fashion line House of Deréon*. One minute you’re woman-handling two hyenas in Givenchy Haute Couture, the next you’re in a snakeskin-print jumper because your mom paid for voice/dance/tranny heel lessons 40 years ago.
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- Christie’s is rumoured to be auctioning off Dame Elizabeth Taylor‘s legendary jewelry collection, at one time valued at $150 million. I’d like to put in my initial bid for the 69-carat Taylor Burton Diamond. Let’s just take a quick look-see at the ole bank account…is $41.57 enough? [People]
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And bores the hell out of me. You’d think a former assistant to the biggest diva on the planet would have something better to say than: “I soon realized that the passion hidden behind Beyonce‘s vocals was fueled by her devotion and love for none other than Jay Z.” I’m just going to assume that Jessica LaShawn was obligated to sign a non-disclosure agreement tighter than B’s weave so I will act as translator to figure out what’s really fueling this relationship. An early guess: cocaine and sex parties.
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Look at all that Beyonkey Donkey poured into a breathtaking Thierry Mugler original. It’s like a bucket of KFC original but tastier and much more greasy. Oh to be the Spanx huggin all 32′-24′-36′ of that jelly. Beyonce taunts we the fashion elite on the set of her tour promo shoot in a Mugler one of a kind that is clearly NOT House of Dereon, Mama Tina gon’ kill her a few stylists before lunch. I don’t know if you all remember, but Mugler has designed all the costumes and pieces for Beyonce’s new world tour, including that of her dancers and band. I don’t know how much that costs but let’s just say to pay for it, I’m sure Sasha Fierce is gonna have to shake that monkey until it shatters and falls to pieces. If this is just a taste of what Mugler has designed for B’s new tour, clearly I’m going to need a wet nurse and a fresh pack of Depends cuz I’ll be soiling myself with sheer delightz. Actually, I’m soiling myself right now and you all have been a part of it………….and that just makes is that much more special Indiez. Now pass me a baby wipe……..thank ya dear.
-Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO
