I’m Over it: Knee Cleavage

Edited by Saynt

I know it was “the thing to do” in sixth grade but having holes in your jeans is about as cool as naming your left nipple Beyonce Knowles and claiming no one is ready for your jelly.  When you’re a hasbeen 30-something, attempting to hold on to a small shred of your youth by hitting the streets with a pair of jeans that look that you spent the last two weeks on your knees in front of of a casting director cause no one in Hollywood takes you seriously, you’ve got a problem. Take it from me, kneepads are the new holes girlie,  so ditch the strategically placed wear-n-tear and get in with the times.

The only type of holes I can thoroughly endorse are those caused on your brain from a major dose of E on rave nights.

I’m Over It: Mariah Carey

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Okay, everyone used to love Mariah, she was beautiful, confident, and had a great voice. Now, she’s old, annoying, and trashy, and I’m over her. Just to show how trashy she really is, NY Mag points out that in every photo she takes there are two very distinct things that she does;

1. Twirl her hair

2. Show off her left hand, the one that has the enormous rock on it.

Now we all know that her ring is huge, and we all also known that that ring was formally given to Nick Cannon’s ex. SO why show off something that was pre-owned by a former girlfriend? We don’t know either…Also, there are bigger diamonds out there, on woman that have class who don’t feel the need to flash their left hands, most of whom know that love has nothing to do with the size of the diamond you’re rockin.

I’m Over It: Nerdy Glasses

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Yes they were hot, especially when Mary Kate wore them two seasons ago. This Spring, we saw them everywhere, oversized glasses became the staple fashion accessory that hipsters couldn’t do without. Whether shaded or optical, many didn’t leave the house without them, even if they were not needed for seeing beyond your trendy shoes. Now, they are overdone, everywhere, and utterly ridiculous. We saw a girl on the subway with glasses larger than her head, completely took away attention from her  pretty face. Everytime I see a pair from now on, this is what I will be imagining: