Katy Perry: Thirsty for More!

Edited by Kirby Marzec

First we had David Beckham and his fish sticks. Next came Ivanka Trump and her promotion for inexpensive prepackaged lunches. Now we have none other than Katy Perry and Denny’s teaming up for some “Hot N Cold” action! Perry started off by helping Denny’s host Warped Tour after parties, and now the pop star has landed herself not in a tabloid or on a commercial, but in a menu! This week, Perry’s signature beverage, “The Hot N Cold Cherry Chocolate Cappuccino,” will hit menus as part of the 10pm-5am Rockstar Menu. It might be cheesy to name a drink after your newest hit single, but with french vanilla cappuccino, whipped cream, cherries, hot fudge and vanilla ice cream, the thing will probably have you singing “I drank the whole thing, and I liked it. The taste of the cherries and chocolate!” Okay, I’ll stop.

So, who’s next? Tyra for Tyson chicken? Paris Hilton for Happy Meals? 

 

 

Thanks ICYDK!

Random (NOT!) Cool Shit: A.P.C Olive Oil

Edited by Corey Moran

I don’t know who came up with this idea, but what the hell. I feel like I’m wasting my money when I buy some stupid designer hair product, but I am not dumb enough to buy this crap. If I cared that much about what olive oil I was using I would go to the grocery store and buy the best one they had. This is like going to Compton to figure out who the next big country music sensation is. Unless there is some new cool cosmetic use for olive oil that would cause A.P.C to do this I am deeming this the dumbest collaboration (?) ever. Combine this with David Beckham’s fish sticks, and Ivanka Trumps new microwavable meals and you have the most fashionably pathetic heart attack.

*Please note, this is in no way related to the fact that I hate food. I was recently accused of being anorexic by a reader, and I want to clear it up that due to the economic climate I can’t afford food so LAY OFF!

Thanks to Selectism.