Let’s see, we have:

- Michael Kors celebrating his three decades at Bergdorf Goodman, along with live performances and their “BG Best in Show,” featuring designers such as Joseph Altuzarra, Reem Acra and Pamella Roland trotting down the runway with their dogs

- Live performances from Kelly Rowland and Joss Stone at Macy’s Herald Square, with appearances by Tommy Hilfiger, Rachel Roy and Amar’e Stoudemire

- Rachel Zoe and Erin Wasson will show face at Bloomingdale’s

- Jade Jagger will launch her new jewelry line at Henri Bendel’s

- Lord & Taylor will have Solange Knowles on the turntables and an appearance by Ivanka Trump

- Saks Fifth Ave will feature appearances by the inimitable Tilda Swinton with Pringle of Scotland designer Alistair Carr and Central Saint Martins professor/Kanye West mentor Louise Wilson, while Ne-Yo performs and signs hats

This is just a small sampling of the hundreds of  events listed on FNO’s website and you can filter through all of them by neighborhood, category or specialty. FNO also has an iPhone/Android app to help you plan your itinerary on the go thus ensuring this year you can make as many regrettable, booze-induced purchases as possible. [WWD]

- Kate‘s epic wedding guest list also includes Daphne Guinness, Vivienne Westwood, Jude Law, Jade Jagger and reportedly, John Galliano. [Styleite]

- Blogger Rachel Kane of  WTForever21 might have to change the name of her blog to WTorever21 because she clearly doesn’t give an F. [Fashionista]

- Oscar nominee Hailee Steinfeld is precociously stunning in Miu Miu‘s new Fall 2011 campaign, shot by Bruce Weber. [Fashion Gone Rogue]

- Meanwhile, Raquel Zimmermann is sleekness defined for YSL by Inez and Vinoodh. [Models.com]

- The Huffington Post assembled 21 of Spring 2012 Men’s Fashion Week‘s “zaniest” looks. Some are actually zany, some are pretty fierce and some just need to stop pretending. [HuffPo]

- Jennifer Lopez will be on HSN this weekend, and while her team of handlers explain what an HSN is, J.Lo found her light and showed some gam for new fragrance Love & Light‘s ad campaign. [People]

- Alexander Wang is following up his recent win at the CFDAs for Accessory Designer of the Year by taking the classy route: eBay. His new line of small leather goods will be available via auction, rather brilliantly, for 24 hours this Friday the 17th. [Fashionologie]

- Apparently walking around with a $2 million, 20.5 carat engagement ring  weighed heavy not only on Kim Kardashian‘s little finger, but her little mind as well. Problem solved: a decoy engagement ring made out of cubic zirconia… Meanwhile, Kim grow a pair. Someone would have to die before I ever took 20.5 carats off of my finger. And here’s a hint, it wouldn’t be me. [Radar]

- Prada dug up Tobey Maguire‘s career for their Fall campaign, shot by David Sims. [Design Scene]

- Gillette produced the world’s smallest ad by etching slogans like “Our best work is viewed up close” and “It takes extreme precision to work at this size” on the shaven hairs of a man’s beard. And then they left them around for you to find. Typical man. [Ad Week]

- Facing the prospect of a lifetime with this gem, Kate Moss piled 30 of her closest friends — including heir-heads Daphne Guinness and Jade Jagger — into two pink stretch Hummers over the weekend for her bachelorette party. 120 bottles of booze and  – I’m assuming, a Columbian childsworth of cocaine  – later, Kate emerged fresh and lovely from a short disco nap while the rest of her bridal party is still in the ICU. [Styleite]

Pics of the packs after the jump.

Some celebs tapped to design the bags include: Salma Hayek, Matthew McCounaghey, Shakira, Eva Longoria, Sheryl Crow, Jade Jagger and Slash.

While we’re at it, can we do something about that hideous t-shirt/short combination? I get the explorer theme and all, but a safari jacket never hurt anyone.

The British version of Spawn:Bound is currently showing at the Bodhi Gallery, 214 Brick Lane in London until the 10th June where his subjects include Sting?s daughter Coco Sumner, Rod Stewart?s daughter Kimberly Stewart, Sir Paul McCartney?s daughter Stella McCartney and Sir Mick Jagger?s offspring Jade & Elizabeth Jagger etc.

Finally some art I actually care about. Wonder if he’s working on all celebrity spawn in the US. Nicole Richie and Miley Cyrus definitely need to be bound.

Jade Jagger, Alice Dellal and Pixie Geldof showed at the 2008 British Fashion Awards looking like a trio of hot messes. I’m not exactly sure if Jagger is wearing an ill-fitting dress or an oversized silk coat. And the fake pearls aren’t working for me…it looks like a blind man threw them at you. I don’t exactly mind Alice Dellal’s outfit as much as I mind her half-shaved, half-hair-do. Pixie Geldof has resurrected the trashy clear-toed hooker heels and looks like she’s packing a lil’ sumthin-sumthin extra in her leggings. And is she wearing a metal top or a chain-link fence? Next time you attend a Fashion Award ceremony, you might want to try looking fashionable…

Thanks Fabulousness!