Get them for $1,665 at Balenciaga.com.

- Karl Lagerfeld responded in his typical thoughtful and sensitive manner when asked about Christophe Decarnin‘s departure from Balmain: ”Forget about it! This was a job done by a fashion editor. I don’t even know the name of the man who did it, so don’t ask me about that.” [Fashionologie]

- Britney Spears caused a minor riot when she made a surprise appearance at raptress Nicki Minaj‘s after party this weekend, causing six fans to reportedly hyperventilate and pass out from exhaustion dehydration excitement. The two femme fatales will tour this summer and recently collaborated on a remix of  future Song of the Summer,”Till the World Ends” with dumpster diver cum popstar Ke$ha. [MTV]

- 18-year-old Scots Guard Cameron Reilly should have been more guarded over his Facebook. The palace guard has been banned from the wedding march after lashing out online against Kate Middleton, calling her a “stupid, stuck up cow,” a “posh bitch” and asking who “gives a fuck about her?” after the future Princess apparently slighted him. Aww, someone’s got a crush! And someone needs to be put on 24-hour surveillance! [Daily Mail]

- Though she claims she never thought much about pursuing acting, after being tapped to host the ck one -sponsored MTV Push event, Lara Stone says she would “definitely be a Bond girl if they asked me. For sure — I would make a great evil Bond girl!” Now casting, Chesty Von Gaptooth for the next 007 flick. [WWD]

- Sir Elton John has confirmed that Lady Gaga is indeed the godmother to his newborn son Zachary, thus ensuring the gayest kid this side of Chaz Bono. [Daily Mail]

(elle.com)

“Melina Havelock”…..avenging the death of her parents. (movies.ndtv.com)

Cannes 2005 (zimbio.com)

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When dating a Russian Spy, you want to dress sexy. After all, Russians are kinky. To impress a Russian Spy, I would wear leather. Head to toe leather is surely the way to go.

This Vince leather dress is the sexiest leather item I’ve ever seen. It’s fitted, but it’s not skintight so you won’t be mistaken for a prostitute. Besides it’s soft so your spy won’t be able to keep his hands off you.

To make this outfit look as fabulous as possible, I would pair it with a cute pair of flats. Remember, when dating a spy, you never know when you’ll be on the run. Unless you can make a quick getaway in heels, flats are the safest option.

These Ash Sari Suede Thong Booties compliment the amazing leather dress. Instead of wearing plain black shoes, these give the outfit a little pizazz. Just become a shoe is flat, doesn’t mean it has to be boring!

So, don’t be afraid to date a spa. Embrace it! Going out with a Russian Spy sounds like a very fun evening to me.

A Tom Ford meets James Bond collection for S/S 2010, tons of vibrant colors and patterns, all modeled by hottie Jon Kartajarena. Entire lookbook here.

Olga Kurylenko wore this stunning red Valentino Couture gown from Fall 08 to the London premier of Quantum of Solace.

Probably the best dressed of the night, Olga’s look is absolutely gorgeous, with no jewelry, minimal makeup, and a soft loose updo.

Thanks Fabulousness for the pics

But please, don’t get delusional. If you don’t own a multi-million dollar estate where others can reap the benefits and you aren’t some high falutin  political figure, chances are that nobody wants to kill you. Ok, so you’re not as high on the food chain as you may think, but at least it will save you $7000 on bulletproof coat! 

For those of you who still think you are “special” enough to own bulletproof clothing, remember these few things.

-A bulletproof tuxedo isn’t going to save you from a rocket-launcher. Bulletproof or not, you’re a goner.

-If you get shot in the face, it isn’t Miguel Caballero’s problem. 

Thanks Buzzfeed and NY Times!

First look at the absolutely awesomemess that is the new James Bond movie. To be honest, more interested in the Tom Ford suit 007 is rocking. I’m officially into suits… and espionage.