Photo: The Cut

Andrea Carter Bowman shot Lottie-Dottie and it’s evident that while she still has a ways to go, there’s more than enough clay to mold into a genuine supermodel. This first shot is all we need to get our pulses racing.

- Noted girly mag aficionado, Simon Doonan, along with a smattering of other fashion people, pick their favorite photos from Playboy‘s storied history to celebrate the launch of their new iPlayboy app, The Playboy Commission. [Nowness]

- Kate Moss had to cut her globetrotting honeymoon short — no thanks to inconsiderate natural disasters — but at least she has a pair of fuck me — and you! — pumps to console her soles. [Fashionologie]

- If you’re walking by Houston and McDougal, 14th and University or 14th and 8th Avenue tonight around 9 p.m., you might catch Raquel Zimmermann being gritty for Alexander Wang. [Fashionista]

- Modelina, doing god’s work, has assembled a “dedicated model Twitter list,” so now you can #follow @Jess_Stam and @itsmeChanelIman to the ends of the Twitterverse. [Modelina]

A buffy Duffy body double?

- Speaking of altruistic endeavors, Styleite has delved balls-deep into the “Robert Duffy YouTube Stock Room Strip Down Incident” — Duffy’s-Undiesgate, if you will —  to reveal that it was all probably just a joke that no one got. Their smoking gun: Duffy’s allegedly buff guns. Styleite‘s not calling him fat, or anything, but…okay, they kind of are. [Styleite]

According to a study by Brides magazine — it’s called science – there has been a 200% increase in horse and carriage rental inquiries. Just inquiries, though; I mean, why buy the horse when you can get the weave for free, am I right?

Brides‘ incredibly important research also reveals that 52% of brides are more likely to wear a veil thanks to Kate’s now iconic Alexander McQueen wedding gown and that there has been a 25% increase in sales of red aisle runners.

I guess it’s nice to dream big but what good will that horse and carriage do you when you’re mom’s dipped into the hip flask a little early and crashes — spanx up — into your gorgeous 1-800-FLOWERS arrangement on your inevitably-soiled red aisle runner? #justsayin’ [Fashionista]

- These are no doubt the ugliest pants ever created. Shame on you Roberto Cavalli. [Refinery29]

- Kate Moss‘ 13-year-old sister, Lottie, is Pippa Middleton-ing the Moss-Hince wedding by capturing the hearts and imaginations of model scouts. [The Cut]

- French designer Roland Mouret is Robert Clergerie‘s new creative director. [WWD]

- Bulgari continues its naked actress with lion theme, this time nabbing Oscar winner Rachel Weisz. [Fashion Gone Rogue]

-  An alleged source allegedly close to Kate Moss has allegedly confirmed to Vogue UK that the super will wear a dress by John Galliano to marry Jamie Hince. I’m just glad they finally picked up my call. [Vogue UK]

- Stella McCartney will be launching a new line of lingerie called Josephine Marrying that will make its debut crumpled up in the corner of Kate Moss’ conjugal bedroom. [Olyafirst]

- Paris Hilton apparently has no idea what’s going on in or around her vagina anymore. [Jezebel]

- Justin Bieber and Jimmy Fallon hop on each other’s schtick to parody the Bieb’s “Someday” fragrance. [Styleite]

- A Teri Hatcher drag queen masquerading as The Countess Luann de Lesseps talks her way through another mediocre dance wannabe-hit, this time with the help of a fairly uninterested/drunk Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon. [Refinery29]

Photo: Daily Mail

Never a conventional lady (cocaine scandal anyone?), model (a 5’7″ super among the 90s Glamazons) or celebrity (she’s notorious for not giving interviews), one would expect Kate Moss to be an unconventional bride:

Alexander McQueen – Resort 2012

Kate’s dear departed friend would be an obvious choice, but not even Moss could compete with the Duchess of Cambridge’s gorgeous gown by Sarah Burton.

Vera Wang – Fall 2011

Vera would be an obvious choice, but Kate would wear the Wang in a non obvious way, like this almost Victorian number from Vera’s Fall ready-to-wear line.

Marc Jacobs – Resort 2012

This jumpsuit from buddy Marc’s Resort collection is too casual for a wedding, but I would nonetheless love Kate in a pant and a sky-high heel.

Louis Vuitton – Fall 2011

Or perhaps a look from Marc’s futuristic-by-way-of-Blade Runner BDSM Louis Vuitton show, which Kate naturally stole, would be more her speed.

Lanvin – Resort 2012

Short but sweet, this little flirty Lanvin dress would be a modern turn for the bride-to-be, or a chic possibility for her bridesmaids. God knows Naomi loves to show some gam.

Valentino – Resort 2012

Kate would look lovely in Valentino, especially when dropping it like it’s hot to musical guest, Snoop Dogg.

Stella McCartney – Resort 2012

BFF and definite wedding guest Stella McC is another frontrunner for Kate’s wedding gown. This look from her 2012 Resort collection is a little on the old maid side, but chop those sleeves off and either shorten or lengthen it and now we’re talking.

Chanel – Resort 2012

Kate’s good ole Uncle Karl would probably jump to dress his little girl in Chanel like the lady she really isn’t but we can all pretend that she is.

Versace – Resort 2012

Throw a 40-foot train on this Versace number and you’ve got yourself one sexy bride, not to mention an updated Stephanie Seymour à la “November Rain” thing going on.

Christian Dior – Resort 2012

The likelihood of Kate wearing Dior is slim to none, but this simple asymmetrical dress would be a classy and understated choice. But this is motherfucking Mosstock and thus neither the time nor place to be classy and understated.

Which look is your favorite?

Photos: Style.com

- The next chapter of that sad story will actually begin on June 22nd when Galliano takes the stand. It was previously thought he would miss his first day in court due to rehab, but he’ll be there with his couture bells on. [Vogue UK]

- Noted paragon of virtue, Lady Gaga, flashed her aquamarine mirkin at the MuchMusic Video Awards. [Styleite]

- Meanwhile, BFF Nicola Formichetti is flashing some serious man-skin for Mugler‘s upcoming menswear show in Brothers of Arcadia, a two-part promotional video inspired by the Greek gods. And in a move the ancient Greeks would no doubt applaud, an uncensored version of the videos will be available on XTube. [Fashionista]

- Kate Moss is marrying Jamie Hince in two days and the monumental event, dubbed Mosstock, will apparently be at the super’s home and will provide guests with a “full festival experience.” [Modelina]

- The latest rumor about former Vogue Paris editrix and current Independent Woman, Carine Roitfeld, is that she is starting her own independently published magazine. [Hint]

- Nicholas Kirkwood is designing a limited edition line of couture shoes inspired by Keith Haring and they’re as fucking amazing as they sound. [Nowness]

- Princess Beatrice‘s royal wedding brass ring of a hat sold for over $130,000 and will benefit UNICEF, Children in Crisis and my closet. [Fashionista]

- Oprah: The Fashion Retrospective. 25 years of wigs, weight loss,weight gain and emphatic arm raising. [Daily Beast]

- Apocalypse Tornado survivor Judy Pugh had been searching the debris of her house for her missing cat for three weeks and don’t you know that sly puss showed up when CNN and its cameras were present? Someone could teach Gaga a thing or two about publicity. [Jezebel]

- Snoop Dogg is rumored to be playing Kate Moss‘s wedding to Jamie Hince, but she’d better snatch up the Doggfather early: Prince Harry tried to get snoop D-O-Double-Jizzle for William‘s bachelor party, but a BBQ, understandably, took precedence. [Style.com]

- Anderson Cooper will host the CFDA Awards and hopefully his mother, Gloria Vanderbilt, will make an appearance, preferably in this fashion. [Refinery29]

- Britney Campbell, the 8-year-old Botoxed beauty queen in training, has been removed from her mother’s custody by Child Protective Services. Britney may have been distraught but her face was the picture of serenity. [The Cut]

- Jason Wu may be new to Twitter but he’s already mastered the requisite art of irreverence. His Twitter handle is @MissWu_NY and is managed by an owl. [WWD]

- Isaac Mizrahi donated newly designed uniforms to the Brooklyn Youth Chorus Academy and the NY Post had a pun field day. [NY Post]

- Princess Beatrice’s fascinating fascinator is generating a bidding war on eBay.  [The Cut]

- Barnes & Noble and Borders are censoring Andrej Pejic‘s ladylike boychest in their stores. [Elle]

- Vogue UK is, expectedly, going all out for the Royal Wedding with a trifecta of bridal-themed covers. Lara Stone,  Natalia Vodianova and Freja give Terrified Bride Realness for the May issue, which takes a gander at British Vogue‘s 95-year history of covering royal weddings. 95 years of thinly-masked indifference and heavily-veiled brides; where does the time go? [Fashin]

- Though she allegedly told guests at a Topshop dinner that John Galliano would be designing her wedding dress, Kate Moss‘s fiance, Jamie Hince, says that that is “unfounded entirely.” The future Mr. Kate Moss also offered some surprisingly thoughtful insights on the shamed Dior designer: ”You can judge them on the stupid words they said – which I think were stupid, I hope that goes without saying – or you can dig a bit deeper and you can try and find out what the problem is. And I think it’s obvious that it’s alcohol. People are trying to say those are his politics. ‘I love Hitler’ – that’s not political, that’s somebody in trouble.” I must admit I wasn’t too keen on Moss marrying this Hince character, but he seems to b a step up from Pete Doherty. Then again, it’s hard to take a step down from Pete Doherty. [Vogue UK]

Word on the blogs is that Kate Moss got engaged to her rocker boytoy, Jamie Hince this weekend.

Apparently Jamie flew to Kate’s Caribbean island getaway on her 36th birthday on Saturday and popped the question.

Jamie had some major help shopping for the ring. Sir Philip Green, owner of Topshop, was on hand to help him choose the right engagement ring.

LINK LOVE: hollyscoop

Freida Pinto wears Chanel to the Chanel Ready to Wear show at the Grand Palais in Paris on Tue. She sat front row with many other celebs including Kate Moss and bf Jamie Hince, Mario Testino, Claudia Schiffer, Lily Allen and Milla Jovovich.

LINKAGE: Just Jared